Moi: I got to the last chapter! Praise me, Deidara!
Deidara: Woo-hoo…
Moi: -death glare-
Deidara: -coughs- She doesn't own Naruto, only Kai.
EDIT: Sorry for taking so long to update! I've actually had this story finished for quite a while, but couldn't post it up! Thanks for waiting and enjoy!
When I awoke, Pein was wrapped around my body; and I wondered how I got here. I then noticed that I was on a bed; curious, I moved the blankets off us, and noticed my lack of clothing. Blushing wildly, I tried to move away from Pein; but he just tightened the already-too-tight grip he had on my being. Feeling around, I looked for any evidence of last night. My bra and panties were hastily thrown across the room, along with other articles of clothing that belonged to both of us. My blush deepened. This was worse that when Deidara saw me naked! Panicking, I tried to move again. Now he had a super death grip on me, and moving almost became impossible. I decided to bang against the wall and hope someone saved me. Banging continuously on the wall, footsteps neared the door.
"Oh thank Jashin…" and then Hidan opened the door.
"What the hell?!" Hidan screeched when he saw Pein.
I almost wanted to facepalm; but instead I said "Help me, Hidan!"
And Hidan, not wanting to disappoint (he was trying to get back on my good side), walked over to the bed. Even though he was strong, Pein's dead weight held him down.
"Hidan, why are you in Pein's…office…" Kakuzu appeared in the doorway, and I felt like screaming. "I'm not quite sure I want to know, but what are you doing?"
"Just get over here and help me move Pein off Kai, Kakuzu."
When he approached Hidan he said "Shouldn't we get her clothes first?" I quickly nodded over to the discarded pile of clothes. Hidan finally shoved Pein off me, and I covered myself with the bedspread. 'Weird,' I thought. 'It doesn't feel embarrassing to be unclothed in front of them…' I walked over to Kuzu and he gave me my clothes; I let the blanket fall off my body and dressed in front of them.
"What?" I said as they looked at me with wide eyes. "Never seen a naked woman before?"
They blinked a few times and cleared their throats. I walked out of the room to meet Tobi in the kitchen.
"Oh! Hi, Kai-sempai!" He exclaimed in happiness. "I missed you so much!" Tobi wrapped his arms around my waist in a tight embrace.
"It's not like I was gone anyways." I grabbed a muffin off the table. "Blueberry muffins? I haven't had a muffin since I was a little girl."
As I took a bite of my muffin, Sasori and Deidara walked into the kitchen. Deidara sat down in a huff and took a bite out of my muffin. I glared at him; it was not a good time to be bothering me after I wake up naked in a man's bed.
"Ahem, Deidara? That would be my muffin."
"So, un? I don't care."
My eyes filled with tears and I stomped into the living room. Throwing myself onto the nearest thing, which happened to be Zetsu, I crossed my arms and legs.
"What's wrong, Kai?" Zetsu asked.
"Can I call you Blanc and Noir?"
"Sure," Blanc said.
"Hn." Noir chimed.
"When I woke up this morning, I was in Pein's room, and…"
"Get around a lot, huh?" Noir said.
"…and…" I faltered and tears spilled out of my eyes. "Oh, god… I didn't, did I?"
Zetsu, sensing the problem, embraced me tightly. I grabbed onto his cloak fiercely and buried my face in it. I wept and wept, and the tears wouldn't stop; my eyes started to sting, and my heart was beating very fast.
"Huh? T-that's st-strange…"
"What is?"
"There's… no pain… the pain is gone…"
I lifted my head up and looked at my body; nothing felt different, just the same old thing. I put my finger in my mouth and cut it open. The blood ran down my finger and into my palm. It felt so nice to feel this way; no pain, just lovely bliss…
"Kai?"
I turned to see Hidan and Kakuzu near the door; and they were equally surprised and shocked to see blood in my hands and my legs around Zetsu.
Jumping off him, I ran over and hugged Hidan. "It's wonderful, Hidan! I don't feel it! Not at all! No pain, no pain!" I jumped up and down; adrenaline pulsing through my veins.
"Really?" he hugged back. "Does that mean you'll stop being so moody?"
"Ah, shut up, you silly bastard."
And, leaning up to kiss him, we locked in a tight embrace. Only later did I realize that the Symbol of Jashin was no longer etched on my left breast; and that I had started to age to make up for the four years that I've missed. My hair grew long to my ankles, I grew a little taller; my breasts and waist were larger, along with my lips filling in. The Jashin pendant around my neck broke in two, and the wound on my finger--once again-- hurt like Hell. I stepped backwards and landed on the ground.
"I… broke the rule… the most important rule… I'll die before you now…"
"Why? What was it?" Hidan asked me, confused.
"We are not supposed to fall in love…" I gasped. "Hidan! That means…"
Hidan's hair and body grew; and like that-- the pendant broke in half just like mine. His purple eyes gleamed and looked at me in awe.
"We can die together now. Just like it should be."
I hugged him once more before breaking down in tears. And together-- we cried until sunset.
Moi: I finally decided to finish it!
Akatsuki: -claps and cheers-
Moi: BUT!! I'm making an Epilogue; just for the hell of it.
Hidan: READ AND REVIEW!!!
