Moi: And welcome to the Epilogue! -Claps-

Deidara: I can't believe that they're all still reading this story…

Moi: Is that supposed to mean something, Barbie Bomber?

Deidara: … she doesn't own Naruto, un.

Moi: That's what I thought.


I flipped my long ponytail over my shoulder; I should cut it soon. It's awfully long. Grabbing three plates from the cupboard, I placed two fried eggs on each platter. The toast was done and buttered; as well as the orange juice squeezed. I walked over to the round table and placed the meal in front of Hidan and Miyuki; they started choking down all the food.

"Hey," I said "You didn't even let me get the fruit on the table; not to mention the bacon."

"There's bacon?" they both looked up from their almost-empty breakfast plates and glanced at the stove.

"Yes," I laughed as I got up. The bacon was securely on the table now, and I helped myself to some. Its life was short-lived, however, due to the hungry man and girl sitting across from the table.

"Mama," Miyuki said through a stuffed mouth. "Your birthday's coming up, right? How old will you be?"

"Dear Jashin," I mumbled, for I couldn't remember my age to save the life of my 7 year-old daughter. "Thirty-something? Do you remember, Hidan…?"

He looked as in deep thought; for he couldn't remember his own age, none the less his wife's. "In the Thirty's somewhere, right?"

I sighed. Getting up, I ran to the calendar to check my age. "Thirty Two."

"Wow, Mama," she exclaimed. "You're old!"

Hidan and I broke out laughing. "You have no idea, Miyu-chan."

The doorbell rang, and I walked out into the living room to answer it. Kakuzu stood there in the doorway. "Did I miss breakfast?"

I giggled and leaned up to kiss him on the cheek. "Even if you were here on time, there are two hogs that eat the food faster than I can put it down."

He also kissed my cheek, and Miyuki came running out. "Hi Uncle Kuzu!" I moved out of the way so she could hug him. "Why are you here? Some top-secret business with Daddy again?"

"Again?" Hidan yelled from the kitchen. "But I'm not done breakfast yet!"

"Hidan, you eat anymore and you're gonna look like that Choji kid." Kakuzu argued with him for a bit, then he said "You're not immortally stuck in your Twenties, so you're gonna gain weight like the rest of us."

"Immortal?" Miyuki said. "What's that?"

"It's when you never die, like Tubby did."

"I miss Tubby. That fish's life was too short." Hidan mumbled as he put his Akatsuki cloak on.

"Daddy?"

"Huh?"

"When I grow up, I wanna a cloak like that."

"I'm sure you do."

They both went out the door and off into town. "Come back safe!" I shouted after them.

"What do they do when they go out, Mama?"

"Big Shinobi things, Miyu-chan."

"Ah, I see."

"Do you want to go shopping, Miyu-chan?"

"Like always!"

"Okay, go get dressed in something nice."

She ran up the stairs and into her room; leaving me down here alone for a bit. I looked over to our Wedding picture; we wore black that day, everyone did.

"I'm ready Mama!" She came down in a black Lolita Dress and high-heeled Mary Janes. I had my Black and Blue Gothloli Dress on, with the matching black shoes with blue tie up ribbons. And as we walked out the door, we passed by the split halves of our Jashin Necklaces; placed side by side, together forever.


Moi: It's all over now. Finally!

Akatsuki: -louder cheers and claps-

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