A/N I have 2 reviews now! dances round room cheering There from the same person, and according to the stats I've had 61 hits for my first 3 chappys (which doesn't mean they read my story sob or that they're different peoples even), pweese review. Anyways my single reviewer MonkeyMojo is still the awsomest. She gets hugs and cookies. Ok now for the story. The boxcar is an evil planner my L.A. teacher gives us, my L.A. teacher is harsh in his critiquing, but a really awesome teacher. OOC alert! (Everyone including my L.A. teacher…if he shows up which he may or may not…). BTW -text- means and action...O.K. now u gets the story!

The Boxcar

Evil Sounding Music Plays

Eddie's POV

I walked into my L.A. class and sitting on the overhead were the all too infamous boxcars. Evil music played in my head. Emmet then skipped in. Alice started laughing behind me; she of course had her mind blocked. I grabbed a boxcar and got started. Emmet grabbed one and sat next to me. As I had already finished, I listened in on Emmet's thoughts.

"WTF!?!?!?!? What is this thing? Maybe it's a hat!" -tries making hat, doesn't work- "Dang it!" "Burn!"

-Emmet runs to Mt. St. Helens [A/N volcano in my side of the state (opposite side of forks, there's a big Mt. range between me and Forks.-

-Eddie follows-

When we got to Mt. St. Helens Emmet met his gay friend, a pink unicorn, who had a flame thrower. The gay, pink unicorn's 'friend' a gay, blue unicorn, took the boxcar from Emmet and held it to the flamethrower. Once it was on fire they threw it on the ground and Jasper came dragging Chaaaaariiiiiiiiiie the Unicorn behind him. On Charlie's back was Jordan Butler, and evil, ugly, and mean 8th grader, tied up. Jasper threw Jordan in the fire because he was mean to the coolio, awsomest, and partially confusaled author. This made said author so happy she had to plan a party to celebrate, and she will invite all who review, and the Cullens, and if anyone begs she might invite Jacob Black.

[A/N Crummy ending, I know. I was writing this during the honor role con, and Jordan Butt face was being mean. Jasper's mine btw. Since my profile hates me, I included Emmet's completed WS, and an awesome pic. of Mrs. Senis from chap. 3, I don't know if it will work but…whatever AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'm talking like Mrs. Eaton! JK I say that all the time. Pweese review. Oh and i'm out of ideas, i might have one more, i'm considering it, so if there's a subject to mess with, or if there's any ideas out there review and tell me pweese. I might do one about P.E., i had an evil teacher last semester... REMEMBER if u reveiw you get to come to pretend party in my head with the cullens and maybe Jacob and the pack...