A/N Sorry it's been so long, there was alot of lighning storms and stuffs, the neighbor's house got hit by lighning last summer so i'm really creeped out by it and i didn't want my laptop to fry...anyways here it is...
The Party
The awesomeness that is the author's POV:
"What time is it?"
I eagerly looked at the clock, "10:00-Party Time!"
-Waits 5 milliseconds-
"Where is everybody?"
Finally the doorbell rang, "Yay!"
It was the Cullens, "you're late."
"By 5 milliseconds," Eddie said sardonically.
"You know that's not a word."
"Be quiet Jasper, I'm the author and I say it's a word."
"Oh Ya?"
"Ya!"
"What does it mean?"
"It means: disdainfully mocking."
"Says who?"
"My computer…"
"That doesn't make sense in that sentence BTW."
"I don't care!"
"Whatever."
"O.K. then Party Time!"
"Yay?" Said all the Cullens except Alice (cause she's totally the awsomest…).
I stood in the middle of the room completely still, just to freak out the Cullens and Bella, then the doorbell rang. It was my awsomest one reviewer, drum roll…MONKEYMOJO!!
"Yay!" I screamed and dragged her in to the room.
"Party Time!" I yelled.
I walked into the middle of the room and pusher a button that randomly appeared out of no where and random music started.
"Dance!"
No one danced so I zapped the Cullens with high voltage thingies.
Everyone danced.
Then I brought out cookies." Warning may contain vampire venom."
No one listened to my creepy warning and ate the cookies; the two humans in the room fell on the floor and withered in pain.
"Why was there venom in there?" Eddie asked sardonically.
"Because my Jasper clone, Jassy helped me make them and venom accidently got in."
"Why did you give humans them?"
"I warned them."
We sat and waited for 3 days as the humans became vampires.
A/N Ya it sucked, I suck at writing peoples in… w/e
There was a party so…
This chappy has been brought to you by Masquerade from POTO (if u don't know what this means ask in a review.) And my awsomest reviewer (notice it's singular…) MonkeyMojo, go read her stories NOW!
