A/N THIS ONES SHORT (srry caps was jammed…) but w/e I got 7 more reviews 7

A/N THIS ONES SHORT (srry caps was jammed…) but w/e I got 7 more reviews 7!) I love my reviews and reviewers soooooooooo much! (not in a creepy way) =D a good amount of the content is from MM's awesome reviews and other stuffs, she said it was ok so…

This is what happens when Bella and MonkeyMojo 'wake up'…

Three Days Later

The author who's way to full of herself's POV

After waiting for 3 days with Bella and MonkeyMojo groaning in pain, Eddie holding Bella protectively, and me feeding MonkeyMojo (who is now MM) more poison cookies to speed up the process; MM finally stopped moaning!

She bolted up-right. "Hey, that cookie hurt... How mean...Wait... that means I am vampire...YAY! I'm gonna go play in the sun and see if I sparkle!"

-MM runs outside-

-comes back-

"Waa it's dark."

We all laughed at her even Bella who was so slow with her transformation that she just finished.

"MM guess what?" I shrieked.

"What?"

"I got two new reviewers!"

"O0o0o0o0o0o let's throw a party! We can stare at them, and feed them cookies, just not poison ones!"

"Why?"

"Just cause."

"ok then…"

-Author pulls emo-reader and Phoenixrebirth93 out of where ever they were hiding and ties them up-

-MM gets non-poison cookies that magically appeared out of nowhere-

-author and MM force-feed cookies (cause I feel like being cruel…)-

-author and MM stare at emo-reader and Phoenixrebirth93 without moving-

This ends up creeping out Bella and she screams and runs away.

Eddies then runs after Bella and the Cullens run after him. It's very funny to watch; MM and I laughed and resumed creeping out new reviewers.

A/N It was pretty short but…I wanted to be evil, but I still love all my reviewers even if I was mean to the new ones… but you guys got a party so… AND cookies, BTW I'm on a major sugar high right now muwahahahahaha… Also I'm gonna change the title to something shorter and more creative, I can't think of any so if anyone gives me a really good one, I'll give them a big hug, the Cullens will give them a hug, and anyone else that they want will give them a hug. Also I'm close to having an idea bankruptcy (if that makes any sense…) I have one for the next chappy, involving and army of squirrels… BUT if anyone has ideas review and tell me, I'll give you cookies…