A/N You all probably hate me cause I haven't updated for forever, I'm having a hard time getting WORLD DOMINATION started

A/N You all probably hate me cause I haven't updated for forever, I'm having a hard time getting WORLD DOMINATION started, I've had major WB, and I was stuck in Idaho at my aunts and there is no privacy there, I can't write with a 2, 3, and 5 year old running in to the room every 5 milliseconds. Anyhow, I'm supposed to be doing my HW, but I only have one report left and it's only 5 paragraphs, it's pretty much written in my head but… Ya know what's stupid? It's Spring break and my teachers gave me like 5 essays to write, and it's snowing, it's April and it's snowing, that's not normal, not even for my state (WA). Ok I'm done rambling (for now).

READREADREADREAD!! Also, I needed to tell you all something life altering important (not really). But I have issues posting a chappy that's just an author's note unless the stories completed, so I made up a chapter to go with the authors note. Anyways just to be evil, the thing that you all need to know is in the bottom a/n. D

This story sucks but I feel guilty for not posting anything, and I got 2 new reviewers, SUPERALICE, and ElementalHippiPerson, so I will write a new chappy cause they reviewed. This Idea just popped into my head during math. It won't be very funny the way I write it so…don't kill me please. OOC.

Emmet's Hips Don't Lie

Emmet's POV

Oh baby when you talk like that you make a woman go mad…

Urg this songs been stuck in my head for weeks.

It rang in my head day and night. It did have advantages, Eddie hated this song as much as I did, if not more, it was funny when I walked into a room and Eddie would run out screaming.

But this had to stop, and there was only one way to do it, that was why I was slowly making my way to the lunchroom, late.

I listened at the door and I could tell everyone was seated.

So I ran and jumped up onto a mostly empty table, I click a button on a remote and the cursed song came on.

I began singing and dancing to the song, with my new and improved lyrics of coarse.

Emmet's Hips Don't Lie

Oh baby when you talk like that you make an Emmet go mad.

So feed one, be one, and keep reading some bo-o-oks.

I'm up all night; Ya know my hips don't lie, and I think that's right.

All day attraction, attention, Rosalie, this is perfection.

After I finished the first part of the song people were cheering loudly, then there was a flash of lightning and the power went out. I never got to finish the song.

A/N Ok it sucked, it was funnier in my head, but seriously picture Emmet sing Hips don't Lie…

IMPORTANT (REMOTELY) PART: I am starting WORLD DOMINATION soon, I want to know who wants to help take over the world, Eddie will be all by himself, as Bella can't be around humans yet, and I'm forcing him to take over the world with me, so…he needs people to spend time with cause he's sad.

Also, has anyone seen Drillbit Taylor? The wimpy kid's name is Emmet…he like the opposite of Emmet Cullen.

Oh, and go listen to Ashoken Farewell on YouTube-its awsomest, it reminds me of Jasper. drools

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