Hey yawls! Random this ish! But this was a school assignment; we're studying the odyssey, and we had to write a creation myth. Combine that with my crazyness, hyperness, and low-level of intelligence…mix, and bake at

Approximately 99999999999 degrees F. for approximately 2-3 seconds and you get…

Jasper Hale, God of the Vampires

One day, a long, long time ago, Jasper Hale, the god of vampires, was lonely as a castaway alone on a dessert island, because he was the only vampire in existence. Therefore, he went down to earth from the magical godly place he lived, and started walking around in the nature of present day Washington. After walking for a while, he saw a human named Aro coming on the horizon, Jasper hid behind a tree, and when the human got close; he jumped out and bit him, turning him into a vampire. When Aro had completed the transformation, they went to present day Vulturia, Italy. A little while later, they saw two more humans, named Marcus and Caius coming, so Jasper bit them too. When their transformations were complete, Jasper set them off to turn others, thus creating the vampire race…

R and R pweese, I'm writing another chappy…it might work it might not; I'll publish it though…it'll b on later tonight…I hope….