Hey yawls, GUESS WHAT!? DID YA GUESS? I HAD TWO SNOW DAYS ON THURSDAY AND FRIDAY!!!!

Jealous? 'Course you are! Anywho this chappy is in honor of those snow days and Phoenixrebirth93 cuz she's the only who reviewed sniff sniff, and cuz she sent me a PM FOREVER ago and I never replied, she (I'm assuming you're a gal, if not srry, don't be offended) asked whether or not she's a vampire in my story and I think some of the rest of yawls might be wonderin' that as well. For both my stories (they pretty much mostly go together) if I say too much it will give away too much, all I'll say is, "Chapter Two of World Domination will answer many unanswered questions…" -creepy music plays in background-

SNOW DAY!

Alice POV:

It was math class on Monday, and they extended the classes by 20 minuets. As I was bored out of my mind, I was going through the futures of the next couple of days…temperatures in the negative-no big deal since we can't even get cold…Emmett will fail his math test tomorrow-no surprise there, no matter how many times he learns it, it doesn't stick… then I saw something worth seeing, due to all the snow on Wednesday, school would be cancelled on Thursday and Friday! My mind began whizzing, plotting all the evil things I could force on my brothers. I spent the rest of that horrid class going through possible futures. At the end of class, I sprung Bella, Rosalie, and Jasper out of school so they could help me with my evil plan. We drove to the store and bought spray paint, vampire proof locks and chains, and the secret items that I can only know of…

Thursday

It was 2 in the morning; Edward was here for the few minutes that he leaves Bella at night. Therefore, Jasper and I only had a few minuets to chain and lock all the doors and windows, and reinforce the walls so he couldn't leave again. After we got the doors, windows and walls taken care of, we set up security cams and microphones in key places around the house, and went back to our room to wait.

2 min. later

Jasper and I were watching the super-secret-awesome-spy-like-main screen of the cameras in our room, following Eddie's rout down the stairs and to the front door. We continued watching as he tried to get the door open.

Eddie's POV:

I was heading down the stairs to drive back to the love of my life's house. When I tried to open the door, it wouldn't budge, I used my full vampire strength and it still wouldn't budge, so then I ran at it with my full vampire speed and strength, nothing happened. As a last resort, I went to Emmett to ask for his help…

Emmett's POV:

I was trying to count the dots on my ceiling, which was hard because I couldn't count past 10, it was those stupid teens…11; 28994; cheese; purple… dang, that's not right. Rosie was reading a book, she wouldn't talk to me for some reason…I think she's mad…anyways, Meh and Rosie were so occupied when Eddie came up to beg for my help opening the front door, poor Eddie, he's not strong enough, he'll never be allowed to forget this! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alice POV:

Jazzy and I continued to watch as Eddie and Emmett tried unsuccessfully to open the door for 5 hours. Then they just sat down, excellent, time for phase two…

2 min. Later

All it took was two minuets to get Edward and Emmett chained to vampire-proof chairs in separate rooms with giant Televisions. Now Rosalie, Jasper, Bella (I snuck out and got her), and I were in my room ready for the torture of Eddie and Emmett. On the TV in Eddie's room, "Oklahoma" was set to play on permanent loop. In Emmett's room, the episode of SpongeBob where they sing the FUN song had the song scene set on permanent loop. I pressed play on my magical-type-remote-thing with an evil look and began the torture.

About 8 hours later

For the past 8 hours Eddie and Emmett have just sat there watching there respective shows, I was about to let them go just so I would have something to do when so terrible singing caught my ear from Eddie's monitor, After taking the movie back to the beginning of the song, and undid the chains, I muted Emmett's and turned up Eddie's, he began sing and dancing:

(A/N this is what's happening on the screen, Eddie's the one talking, singing, or damaging other's ears; howeva you look at it, also, I have nothing agent Oklahoma, I'm actually watchin' it right now. BTW it's funnier if you picture Eddie changing his voice for each person ;D)

"Voice of Aunt Eller:
They couldn't pick a better time as that in life

Voice of Andrew:
It ain't too early and it ain't too late

Voice of Laurey: Startin' as a farmer with a brand new wife

Curley:
Soon'll be livin' in a brand new state

Company:
Brand new state!
Brand new state, gonna treat you great!
Gonna give you barley, carrots and pertaters,
Pasture fer the cattle,
Spinach and termayters!
Flowers on the prarie where the June bugs zoom,
Plen'y of air and plen'y of room,
Plen'y of room to swing a rope!
Plen'y of heart and plen'y of hope.

Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk
Makin' lazy circles in the sky.

We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine, Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.

Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk
Makin' lazy circles in the sky.

We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine, Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.

Okla-okla-Okla-Okla-Okla-Okla
Okla-okla-Okla-Okla-Okla-Okla...

We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine, Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.
L - A - H - O - M - A
OKLAHOMA!
Yeeow!"

After that, I decided to check on Emmett. It was just the beginning of the song scene. I unchained him and he began singing and dancing as well:

(in SpongeBob voice)

"F is friends who do stuff together!

U is you and me!

N is for anytime and anywhere at all down here in the deep blue sea!"

(in plankton voice)

"F is for fire, burn down the city!

U is for uranium BOMB!

N is for NO SURVIVORS…!"

Then a look of realization came across Emmett's face, and he began yelling at the screen, "SPONGEBOB YOU MORON! YOU FORGOT THE 'E' THAT GOES AT THE END OF FUN, ITS F-U-N-E! MORON!" Then calming down a bit, he said, "I bet you forgot it because you couldn't think of what it is, I, SUPER EMMETT, will help!

E is everybody singing haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapiiiiie!"

I decided to take pity and let them out, I walked to Eddie's room, and found him pretending to ride a horse while sing "Oh what a beautiful Mornin'" I calmly told him that Emmett looked him up then ran to Emmett's room. I found him in the fetal position chanting "F-U-N-E" I quickly told him Eddie locked him up and ran away.

A/N WOW that was long, 8 double spaced pages on word…it's kinda rambly, but it's a REAL update, I don't think it turned out that good, but the picture of Eddie sing Oklahoma was priceless in my mind. Oh well, R&R PWEESE!

P.S. Happy HOLIDAYS!

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