I've been in a Marley/Cheeky Fairy mood lately... I think they're cute together!

Also... since there's been no snow here lately, which is very strange for Canada, I've decided to write a fic about snowfall at the Heartbreak.


" Hey Marls, there's this white crap on the ground outside!"

Marley rolled over on her bed to glare frostily up at Cheeky Fairy, her eyes bloodshot and face haggard. " Cheeks, I'm tired, hungover and not in the mood for your deluded rambling. So if you'd be so kind as to sod off."

" But you have to see it!" Cheeky pouted, reaching out to poke Marley in the thigh. " It's all white and cold and wet..."

" It's called snow."

The two women glanced up to see Aretha leaning against the doorframe, her fishnet clad arms crossed.

" Snow?" Cheeky echoed, wrinkling her nose.

" It's better than calling it white crap." Marley pointed out, her voice muffled as she lay face down on the pile of ratty quilts and moth-bitten pillows.

" Why's it called snow?" Cheeky asked, skipping up to Aretha to tug on her arm. It was quite terrifying how the tutu clad bohemian was in such a good mood so early in the morning.

Aretha shrugged " I dunno, maybe they just wanted to name it that. Like... why are you called Cheeky Fairy?"

" Because I choose it."

" Exactly."

Marley groaned and lifted her head to glare at the two " Can't you guys continue this conversation elsewhere?"

" Fine!" Cheeky huffed, exchanging a glance with Aretha. The two left, whispering amongst each other.

Marley let out a sigh and dropped her head back onto the pillow, closing her eyes.

A few moments later, a pair of strong arms rapped around her waist and lifter her up off the bed. Marley's eyes flew open to find herself hoisted over Brit's shoulder and being carried down the hall.

" Brit, what the hell?" Marley demanded, pounding her fists against his back and kicking her legs.

" Would ye' look at that!" Meat crowed, drawn to the commotion the green haired rebel was making. " Brit, ye' could have told me the two of you had summat' going on!" she cackled.

" Shut it Meat!" Marley barked, struggling against Brit's grip. " Brit let me go!"

" Calm down babe." Brit chuckled " I'm just following orders."

" Orders? From who?"

Marley glared around until she caught sight of a grinning Cheeky Fairy leaning against the wall near of the many sets of weathered leading aboveground.

" What are you-NO!"

The climbed the steps and Meat hurried forward to open the door, letting in a gust of frigid air. Pausing at the exit, Brit threw Marley out and into a heavy blanket of snow.

" Fuck it's cold!" she shrieked.

Cheeky stepped daintily outside, squeezing past a laughing Meat and Brit, and crouched down next to Marley, placing a small kiss on her chattering lips.

" You still hungover?" she asked, grinning.

" Cheeks, You are a bitch. And I mean that in the most loving way."