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A/N: Possibly one of the weirdest ideas I have ever had for a fanfic, but hey, it makes for an entertaining plot! :-P Reviews greatly appreciated. This is going to be a multiple-part short story.
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Summary: What started out a harmless game suddenly became an incredibly awkward situation... The four Inner Senshi are dared by Haruka to spend one night staked out in Mamoru's closet without being caught. Never ones to be labelled 'chicken', the girls follow through... and get the surprise of their lives when Usagi shows up mere minutes later! Unfortunately for them, she's in a particularly lusty mood... And so is their dashing chevalier. Now truly stuck in Mamoru's bedroom of all places, the Inners are forced to play audience to their Prince and Princess doing the deed... with mixed reactions from all. Humorous, romantic, and slightly dirty! :-P Enjoy!
Warning: Adult content! Swearing! Younger readers beware! Rated M.
One Dark and Perverted Night
Part 8: "Ami Mizuno, Cover Your Ears!"
Every Inner Senshi's eye bulged as the voice of one Tsukino Usagi- Miss "I'm too busy studying to come to the sleepover"- proceeded her obnoxious doorbell fetish.
"What took you so long?" she was whining. Ami wrung her hands as she watched Rei's countenance burgeon through every color of the rainbow. That couldn't be healthy, right?
"Ah... Rei-chan..."
"That. Little. Liar! She skived seeing us for him!" Rei hissed, voice rising uncontrollably by the end of her rant. Minako and Makoto stuffed a pea green jacket into her furiously open mouth. The priestess choked for a few seconds on the ugly fabric while her friends reprimanded the raven head for her outburst.
"Shh! She'll hear, you idiot!" Makoto warned. It was awfully quiet out in the entrance hall... had Usagi and Mamoru...?
"So... what took so long?" Usagi repeated, and all closet dwellers breathed a sigh of relief. Silence was never a good sign when one happened to be illegally situated in someone's bedroom. Nasty stalking laws and all that. There were footsteps clapping closer, but they took a detour into the kitchen. Another exhalation from the cramped quartet.
"We're done for," Minako started moaning, and Rei turned the half-digested jacket on the lamenting blonde.
"I've got a weapon of mass destruction right here, and I'm not afraid to use it! Shut. Up!"
Minako stuck her tongue out at the Fire Senshi. "Now you're talking... hypocrite!"
"No, you-"
"For cripes sake! Both of you clamp your jaws down or I will make them stick! Permanently!" Makoto growled, now taking up Rei's position at the slit. Much to the amusement of the brawny brunette and aqua-haired pedantic, the two termagants ceased their arguing. Rei huffed and joined Makoto at the crack. Minako just pushed herself into the corner with Ami and folded her arms, looking ornery. Her companion patted the blonde's shoulder. Minako pouted a little more for extra dramatic measure.
"To life and peace!" Mamoru was toasting, and the Senshi exchanged surprised glances when Usagi responded similarly. Was their ditzy little leader- innocent Usagi- drinking? It sure seemed that way, however strange the notion...
"Take your time," the Prince followed, confirming their suspicions as the sound of deep gulping resonated into the closet. Usagi was drinking!
"This isn't going to end well," Rei groaned, recalling the multiple instances where they'd had to deal with a tipsy Moon Princess. "Not well at all."
"Well at least Mamoru-san will have to handle her as opposed to us," Minako reasoned.
"He should know better than to give Usagi-chan alcohol," Ami frowned. She blushed when all three pairs of beady eyes flicked to her, almost accusingly. "Er..."
"You still on about underage drinking, girl?" Makoto inquired, shaking her brown ponytail out. "Sweetie, I think you're the only one who's cruised through life totally sober!"
"Don't worry. One of these days we are going to get you smashed," Minako grinned, watching as Ami paled drastically and mouthed, "Noooo..."
"Stop scaring the poor thing, Minako-chan," Rei rolled her eyes. "She's going to wet her pants if you even suggest the word 'club'."
"What about 'bar'?" Minako returned, and Ami gave a little wail, burying her face in the pile of jackets.
"That's toxic, Ami-chan. Just breathing in the fumes will knock you out."
"Oh. Right." Ami decided secreting her countenance against the crook of her arm was the next best thing to being suffocated by the worst eyesore in the world. "Now stop being so meeeean!"
"But cruelty is fun," Minako drawled. "I get such a kick out of watching you squirm. Like when I go... 'Baaaaaarrrrr'."
"Eep!"
Rei giggled quietly. "Stripping."
"Umph!" Ami was apparently trying to suffocate herself now, the way she was pressing her crimson visage against the shirt fabric so desperately. Or... 'suicidally' was perhaps a better assessment.
"Sex."
"Erp!"
"Drugs."
"Mnph!"
"Failed test."
"GAH!" was the muffled response, and Ami shot up from her burrow disheveled and flushing. "Now that was low. My ears are bleeding from all this torture!"
"Eh. Passes the time," Minako shrugged. Makoto suddenly stiffened.
"Mako-chan?"
"Shut up. Really. Something's happening!" she mumbled, scooting away from the slit. What the heck...?
Then the bedroom door burst open.
A/N: AHAHAHAHAHA! Poor readers. Poor Ami. Poor... world. For what's coming next :-D I'm still deciding what POV to use in chapter 9. It may skip again to focus on Usagi and Mamoru. Hahahaha, I see all those squeals!
More who review, quicker I'll update!
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