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Disclaimer: Me? Owning Naruto? Dream on!
Chapter 1
-Help Me Run-
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I opened my eyes and looked around. 'Why the heck am I in a forest?' I thought. I heard voices. Woah, this forest looked creepishly familiar. I came closer…and closer… why are the voices so familiar?
BAM!
I bumped into something…soft and hard…and I looked up to see…
Ohmyfreakinggosh! Is this for real!?!?!?! Sasuke Uchiha, standing before me! I gaped. 'Is this a dream or is this for real?' I thought, remembering my prayer from the night before. 'Agh, I don't care if this is a dream or not. He's even hotter up close!' He looked a bit annoyed and confused but I didn't care. I poked his arms, testing his reality. 'Hmmm, sturdy.' I thought. I spotted his kunai pouch and opened it, getting out one kunai. His eyes narrowed and watched my every move like a hunter and its prey.
"I always wanted to know how sharp these are!" I muttered to myself, holding it to my wrist.
"OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That hurt! Owww!!!!" I wailed, clutching my wrist. Blood was spilling out, fast. My eyes widened in fear. That kunai was just too sharp! I didn't even press it hard! "Damn kunai! Owww! What are you doing, standing there and thinking that I'm crazy? Help me!" I yelled at Sasuke who was, in fact, standing there and staring at me like I was crazy. He opened his mouth to speak.
OH
EM
GEE
!!!
Despite the fact that Sasuke's voice was angelically sexy, I forgot one vital part in this deal (now I know that it's not a dream because of my bleeding hand). I totally forgot that anime characters spoke Japanese! I was so furious at my stupidity. Sasuke words came out something like 'aksfhgcvervgrt'. And I, being the Filipina I was, didn't understand a single thing! Except of course a few words like 'anata' meaning 'you' and 'nani' meaning 'what'…but that's not the point! The point is, I'm breathing the same air and living in the same place as the famous Uchiha Sasuke who's totally hot…I mean…the point is I don't understand Japanese. "-_- I got a little sidetracked there. Anyway, how the hell am I supposed to communicate?
"Sasuke, (something I can't understand, blah blah blah)." A very familiar voice said. I wheeled around excitedly and my face lit up.
"Sakura-chan!" I squealed. She looked jealous but then after making sure nothing happened between me and Sasuke, -Pfft, as if Sasuke would just grab a random girl and make out with her… although, that isn't so bad. As long as the random girl is ME-she raised a curious eyebrow at me.
"Uh…um…" Think Micah, Think!!! You know Japanese right? At least a little, right? "Ah! Um…Ohayo! Hajimemashite Haruno-san, Uzumaki-san,Uchiha-san." Yes, Naruto was there too. I struggled to find other Japanese words… "W-Watashi wa..." Wait a minute! I have an idea! I sooo want to name myself in Japanese. I thought of my favorite couples. My name came out like this:
Name: Hitoshite Kerajien
Last Name: Hitoshite
HInata
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naruTO
SHIkamaru
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TEmari
First Name: Kerajien
sasuKE
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sakuRa
neJI
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ten-tEN
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"Watashi wa Hiotshite Kerajien. Douzo Yoroshiku…" I smiled in triumph.
Translation: "Uh…um…Ah! Um…Good morning! How do you do Miss Haruno, Mr. Uzumaki, Mr. Uchiha. I-I am…I am Kerajien Hitoshite. Nice to meet you."
Naruto smiled brightly and shook my whole arm with a wide grin in his face. I grinned back and looked expectantly at Sasuke and Sakura, holding out my right hand. Sakura said something I couldn't understand and pointed to my other hand. I looked down to see…
"Aaah!" I said panicking. I was so caught up in the moment that I forgot about my hand. Too much blood has already been spilled. Out of reflex and lack of thinking, I grabbed Naruto's forehead protector and wrapped it around my hand to stop the bleeding. 'I sure hope he didn't sweat on this.' I thought. "Eh…hehehe." I grinned sheepishly at Naruto who was confused as to why I stole his forehead protector. He asked a question but I didn't understand it.
"Uh…ninon-jin…ja arimasen." I said.
Translation: "Uh…I am not…japanese."
Sakura nodded and kicked me away. 'Sheesh, jealous much? I know Sasuke's yours and all that but…Oh! Now I know why the forest is familiar. It's the forest of death! Meaning, I ended up in the timeline of the Chuunin Exams.' I thought, looking down at the forest whilst flying. I've always wanted to fly. I got my wish alright. Except that at the same time, my chin hurts so much.
(Somewhere in the Forest)
"Sakura-chaan!!!!" a blonde-haired boy with cerulean eyes wailed.
"What?" a pink haired girl replied, annoyed.
"Why'd you kick her away?"
"She was weird. It was creeping me out. How'd a Non-Japanese get here anyway? Who knows, she could've been some kind of actor and would steal our scroll while we're sleeping."
"Oh...Buuuut!"
"What buts?"
"You kicked away my forehead protector too!"
"I did?"
"She was holding it!"
"Oh…oops…hehehe."
(Back to me)
I landed on something soft. Mmmm, feels like my bed. I looked down to see sand and realizing what was happening, I jumped out in time before the place where I was previously in was CRUSHED! I sneaked one peek at Gaara before running away madly. 'Mommy, help me! I was almost killed by an evil hottie maniac!' I screamed in my mind. Then, I bumped into someone…again. "G-Gomenasai." The someone said. I looked up to see Hinata, bowing in apology.
"jksjfljfe" Kiba suddenly said (or at least I thought he said that. I don't know, I can't understand) suddenly appearing out of nowhere. He glared at me and raised a kunai.
"What the heck? No, no, no…I mean…uh…Iie, Iie, Iie." I repeated again and again. "Onegai, Iie. Ninon-jin ja arimasen." Tche, as if saying 'Please, no, I am not Japanese' would work. He raised an eyebrow, Hinata told him something and he lowered his kunai. Phew, it did work. Maybe this is the cue for me to run. But if I do, I'd look guilty and they'd go after me.
"Dear God, help me!"
Finally done! What did you think? Is there any grammar mistakes, please tell me there is. I'll update in two weeks. That is, of course, if you review. So go ahead and press the button! You know you want to.
M.A.
