Hey, I'm back! Here's another chapter, as promised.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but I do own Micah, which is technically myself. ;P I mean who doesn't own her/himself?
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Chapter 2
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(Hinata's Help)
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"Well, yeah, I speak English although I'm really Filipino." I said sarcastically, fully expecting that they wouldn't understand a word.
Kiba raised his eyebrow further, which is supposed to be totally impossible with how high his eyebrow was now. I searched my mind for a Japanese word that meant 'English' but my Japanese vocabulary was too limited.
I was about to speak some sort of blabber to keep them busy while I tried to think but Hinata suddenly spoke something I couldn't understand to Kiba, unknowingly intervening my blabber. When she finished, Kiba raised his eyebrow even further and nodded, saying nothing. Hinata then turned to me and smiled warmly.
"Hi I-I'm—" she stuttered out.
"Hyuuga Hinata-Hime." I interrupted out of reflex. Wait, what did she just say? "Did you just speak English?" I asked, dumbfounded.
"Y-Yes…" she replied. I didn't know this happened in real life but I gaped. Yes, gape. Eyes big, mouth hanging, gape.
"A-Are y-you here for the Ch-Chuunin Exams or a-are you lost?" she stammered her way through the sentence.
"I'm kinda lost." I replied quietly.
She nodded thoughtfully before taking out their Chuunin Exam scroll, which they were supposed to protect, and started to open it. Kiba's eyes widened and Shino came out of nowhere to stop her. Hinata looked them in the eye and said something I couldn't understand. Shino then hesitantly drew back as Hinata opened the scroll.
As soon as a ninja came out from the seal imprinted on the scroll, Hinata began talking. It sounded like she was trying to reason with the ninja and pointed to me. The ninja raised an eyebrow and started towards me. I backed away slowly.
"Hinata, I-is he g-gonna kill me? O-or i-is he gonna p-put me in j-jail?" I stammered out.
"D-Don't worry, h-he's just going t-to take you to see t-the H-Hokage." Hinata reassured. You know, if I hadn't known any better, I would've thought that Hinata had a speech problem just like 'Marie' in the movie 'Paulie'.
"B-But!" I protested, my back pressed against the trunk of a tree. The ninja then lifted me up and hung me across his shoulders.
"Can't you tell him to at least carry me bridal style? Hanging on his shoulder while he jumps from tree to tree isn't exactly the most comfortable position to be in." I said pleadingly. One of my not-the-most-attractive attributes are, I easily get dizzy, and I easily puke…
Hinata stammered something out to the ninja who, in turn, blabbered something back. Sorry guys, but my Japanese is really limited. I know it's frustrating to you, but it's frustrating to me as well, urgh! Imagine being the topic of a conversation you couldn't understand!
"He says that that position is more convenient to him." Hinata said before the ninja that was carrying me jumped up to a tree.
"M-MATTE!!! Iie, Iie, Iieeeeeee!!!!!!!!!" I yelled as Hinata got farther and farther away from my view. Soon, she was already out of sight and all I could see were blurs. Everything was going too fast. My head was beginning to ache, my throat itched, and my stomach began doing funny stuff. Oh no, this is exactly what I was trying to avoid. My head began spinning and my throat gave in. White, sticky liquid came out of my mouth and into the ninja's back.
"Nani!!!" he yelled, irritably before stopping by a river to wash the puke off himself. He took his shirt off and…ooh, abs…ahem…he took his shirt off and soaked it in the water, hesitantly scrubbing the puke off with his hands all the while mumbling something under his breath. He hung his shirt on a nearby branch and turned around to glare at me. I smiled sheepishly but his glare lingered. Hey, it's not like I can control my puke… I sighed and bowed my head in defeat.
"G-Gomennasai." I croaked out. He sighed and muttered something almost inaudible-although if it was loud and clear, I still wouldn't have understood-before picking me up bridal style. He's finally got the message. I sighed as we headed off again, leaving his shirt hanging near the river. Wait, WHAT??? I blushed after realizing that my side was against his bare chest…breathe, Micah, remember, this guy might be YEARS older than you. Too old! Ew, I think I see a bit chest hair there…
(Somewhere In Another Part Of The Forest)
Three mist Genin were tired and took a rest by a nearby river. One Genin started washing his face. Ah, the water was cool and refreshing. It lasted for a few seconds before he screamed. His teammates looked back at him in surprise. And on his face and hands were white sticky substances called…
PUKE!!!
Oh yeah, TPOP!!!!!!!!!! The Power Of Puke!!!!!!!!!!! I know, random. And it's not that funny at all. But, argh, who cares? I'm just not in the mood right now since I'm watching NEW MOON!!! Oh yeah! Online for free! No downloading or surveys! ^^
See you two weeks later,
M.A.
