Workaholic's vs. Sleepaholic's

AN/Well…you just have to see what happens….I still don't own anything FF or FF related.

The words Tifa just said were killer. She came into my room and said the deadly words. If I wanted to keep my beloved kitten, Zummie, she said I had to get a job to pay for his litter and vet visits and stuff like that. It was horrible! I stared at her with my face wide with shock. "Are you fuckin' kidding me?" Was all I could say.

"Yuffie, language. You can always work at the bar. I could use someone to take an extra shift. Especially now that I have stuff to do. You can keep all the tips you make and you will get a paycheck at the end of the month. Sound good?" The funny thing about her 'stuff' to do was date Cloud. She didn't know that I knew they were dating for the last few months. They do a good job of keeping the secret, but no one can keep a secret from the great white rose of Wuti.

"Teef. I'll take the job. But for future reference, we are best friends and we don't keep secrets from each other." Her face got guilty. "I know about you and Cloud." She then looked shocked and blushed.

"How did you know?"

"Well you two did a good job of keeping it a secret but you can't hide anything from me." Tifa moved to sit next to me on the bed. She then trapped me in a huge hug. "So I'm assuming I get the late shift?" I asked as she pulled apart. I shot her a smile and she nodded.

***

"Ok Yuffie, if any customers give you problems you are allowed to throw them out. But Vincent was asked by me to be here so you don't get into too much trouble. Your shift is about 3 hours long and well there isn't much else to say." It was the next night and Tifa was about to leave with Cloud but she had to leave me with instructions.

"Come on Teef. Let's go. She isn't a baby and Vincent will be here soon." Cloud was standing by the door with Fenrir's keys twirling on his finger. He was looking impatient and almost ready to leave without her.

"Teef just go. If have I have a problem or question I'll call ya. K, no prob!" I said sitting atop the bar.

"Ok Yuffie. But" She made a gesture to the counter I was sitting on. "Clean the counter when no one needs anything. All the time." My face dropped at this.

"Fine." I mumbled. Tifa gave me a quick hug and went out the door with Cloud.

***

So, Me, The Great Ninja of Wuti did something incredibly stupid. So when the bar started to fill I started to get busy. When another guy needed something I turned and asked "What do you need?"

The man was….well….flat out disgusting! He had a dirty face with dirt brown hair and a matching beard starting. If I dint know better I would have thought he was homeless. "How about a little piece of the ass of yours?" He then smiled a yellowed teeth grin. GROSS! Ok, calm down Yuffie. Just get him his fucking drink and he'll leave…like you told Tifa, No prob. "I meant drink wise, perv." At that comment he sneered.

"Fine, How about a bottle of beer?" At that I turned and bent down to the little fridge to get him a cold beer then I felt something pinch my ass. I didn't have to look up to see who it was. It was that perv. Maybe he's just drunk. I decided to smell his breath and find out. As I looked up I saw the pervert leaning over the counter grinning his disgusting, yellow grin.

"Do you want that in a glass?" I asked getting just barley close enough to smell his breath.

"How would you like to go back to my place?" The pervert asked as he grabbed me. FUCK! How did I NOT see this coming! Just as I was about to kill the NOT drunk perv I saw someone come up behind him. I can tell you one thing, I have NEVER been happier to see Vincent Valentine in my life. Vincent easily punched the perv off of me. I then leapt over the counter and started to punch and kick that disgusting pervert till no fuckin end. Then I heard Vincent call Marlene as he grabbed me by my waist and threw me over his shoulder.

"Watch the bar Marlene." Was all he said then he started to carry me upstairs.

***

As I threw the screaming and angry upset Yuffie over my shoulder, I asked Marlene to watch the bar. I saw her little brown head nod in agreement. Every time I looked at the girl I thought about settling down and having kids. But what was I thinking? No one would ever love a monster like me. No matter how much I cared for her. I then shook my head clear and focused on Yuffie's screams.

"VINCENT FUCKING VALENTINE! YOU BETTER NOT FART! NOW PUT ME DOWN THIS FUCKING INSTANT! YOU HEAR ME?! OR ARE YOUR EARS FULL OF SHIT?!" Her yells were accompanied by punches and kicks. I then took her into my room where her kitten resides and reached for the light switch. Once the light was on I set her on the bed like the beautiful princess she was. I stood in front of her.

"Yuffie, what happened down there?" She crossed her arms and Sat as still as she would ever get.

"Well that nasty perv down there came in and I asked him if he would like a drink and he was acting all pervy and stuff. Then I gave him a smart ass comment and he said he wanted a beer so I went to get him one. Then he grabbed my ass and I got up to see if he was drunk. Turns out he wasn't and he grabbed me." She started off so fast, But then this last part came slower. "Then you came down Vinnie. Once you got the guy off of me I felt rage and anger fill me and I let it out."

***

As I explained to Vincent I felt that feeling again. Then I looked into his crimson red eyes. They were beautiful. I could be lost in them forever. I- WAIT! No, no, no, NO! STOP the thoughts! PLEEAASSEEE!!! I wanted to be near him and yet I kept telling myself to stay away. Then I looked at his soft light pink lips against his pale skin. He was so…handsome. I thought of that kiss. Then this feeling took over of wanting another kiss. I wanted one soo bad. He came to sit on the bed next to me and I looked up at him.

"Yuffie, about that kiss the other day…" He started but I cut in. I let that feeling take over me. It had me lean in. Right as his mouth closed for his slow words, I kissed him. It was a soft brush of the lips. As I went to pull away Vincent caught my head and returned the kiss. He returned it with much more power and passion. Then I felt my heart start to race. We leaned back on his bed. Vincent was on top of me and I had my arms wrapped around him tight, but not too tight. We kept kissing until I heard a soft meow. Vincent broke the kiss.

"Now were even." I said as he looked at me. He looked guilty, it was sad. The only thing I could think to do was say "Vincent, Your still on top of me." He looked at me with sudden realization and I started to giggle. I grabbed a Zummie and the kitten batted at my face playfully and scampered off carrying his tail in his weird way. Vincent started to chuckle and I kept giggling then Vincent started to LAUGH! I know BIG steps! Then I laughed. I laughed really hard. Then this sound came out of my mouth. HICCUP! Yep I got them. The hiccups. "Uh o-HICCUP! Fuck! HICCUP!" Marlene then ran upstairs and into the doorway.

"YUUUUFIE! There are more costumers here and Tifa says I can't touch alcohol or the Turks can torture me. There is also a man down stairs demandiding to see you. So you gotta go down and make them drinks."

"Ok. Thanks Marlene." I got up off of Vinnie's comfy bed. I enjoyed his bed a lot. It was big and had a nice soft matre- "Fuck!" I cussed out loud. I don't need to be thinking things like that! All the sudden I looked to see Marlene with this big shocked expression on her face. SHIT! Now I've done it!

"Yuffie! You said a naughty word!" The 6 year olds big brown eyes were wide and her mouth was open in shock.

"I know Marlene. It was an accident. Now don't repeat it ok, I'm a bad person for saying that word and I don't want you to be one too." I said trying to say it the best way a 6 year old could understand. Then she threw her little arms around my waist.

"You're not a bad person Yuffie." She looked up at me. With those eyes. It made me almost want a child. To settle. But then again I had my whole life ahead of me. I can do that later. But kids are cute!

"So where is this person who wants to talk to me?" I asked as we went down the stairs holding each others hands. As we rounded the corner to see who could want to talk to me, Marlene pulled ahead dragging me to this person in a navy blue suit. He had bright red hair and was sitting with his back turned to me, but I dint need to see his face to know who he was. But who was next to him was a stranger I have never seen at the bar. He must be a new customer. The man had dark, almost Wutain dark, hair. I hopped over the bar and landed to face them. "What can I get ya?" I asked. Reno always comes to the bar but never with out the other Turks. Reno put on a 'you owe me face' and smirked.

"Yuffie bear?" Did he just call me that?! He better not have! "Can I speak to you privately in that corner over there?" He nudged his head towards the area by the stairs. As I was about to tell him off he grabbed my hand and pulled me over there.

AN/ I think I shall end it here…don't worry. As a apology for not posting this I am going to post 2 NEW CHAPPIES!!!! YAYZ! *Throws small party* So read the next one!!! GOOO! STOP READING THIS AND GO TO THE NEXT CHAPPIE! SCRAM!