Here's the second chapter! Finally! Lol, thanks for the great reviews! Enjoy!

EMPOV

I was innocently sitting in Maths class, chucking paper planes at Eddie-boy's head, when they came. Eddie and Jasper (both of whom, I have maths class with) got them too. I didn't understand! I had always been such a good boy! Always cleaned between my toes and all that! Ed and Jazz on the other hand.....

The three of us exchanged sideways glances, all equally confused. Mr. George was rambling on about some random rubbish we learnt about, oh I dunno, fifty years ago?

What the hell is this all about?

Eddie just shrugged and turned back to the front of the class. Stupid, unreliable brother. I turned to Jasper and waved the little blue paper at him with my eyebrows raised. Another shrug. Are all my brothers idiots?!

Finally, the bell rang! I raced out the door, to our table in the canteen and straight to my rosie....

EPOV

I sat down at our table at the canteen, trying to ignore Emmett and Rosalie's, ummmm... public displays of affection? *shudders*

'Hey, did anyone else get counsellor appointment notes last period?' I asked.

'Yeah!' added Emmett, pulling himself away from Rosalie for the first time since we arrived, 'we got them in maths!'

'Oh yeah, me too,' said Alice, pulling one out of her pocket and tossing it on the table.

'Yup,' said rose, after prying her lips away from Emmett's for 2 seconds, chucking hers on the table too.

'Weird,' added Bella, sliding hers across the table to Alice and Rose's notes.

Em, Jazz and I chucked ours onto the pile too and sat down in front of our prop food. We all stared at the pile of paper in the middle of the table until Emmett decided to break the silence with another one of his lame jokes,

'Hey Eddie!' I glared at him; he knows I hate that nickname, he ignored me, 'What do you do with a dog that has no legs?'

We all stared at him; none of us were in the mood.

'Take him out for a drag!' he and Bella burst out laughing.

I turned to her, 'what?' she exclaimed, I raised my eyebrow at her, 'It's funny!'

'Why, thank you, Bella,' Emmett glared at me, 'I'm glad SOMEONE appreciates my comedic talents!'

'Em, we SERIOUSLY need to keep you off of , it's just getting pathetic,' piped up Alice.

'Oh, come on!' retorted Emmett, 'they're hilarious!'

We just shook our heads and began staring at the papers again, 'What time's yours?' I asked Alice blankly, still not removing my eyes from the pile in front of us.

'1:30,' she replied in the same tone.

'Same,' everyone replied, our eyes still plastered to the pile of notes.

'This is ridiculous!' Bella practically screamed, 'look at you all! You look like a bunch of Zombies!' she continued, shaking my arm.

'Well, Bella, we are the 'un-dead',' said Emmett, before falling on the floor in a fit of laughter. We all ignored him and turned back to Bella.

'What's wrong with you?! It can't be THAT bad! It's just the counsellor!' we all shuddered at the name, 'you're all being complete idiots!'

Rose gave her a disgusted look and said, 'well it's alright for you...'

Suddenly Bella was on her feet, food on the floor, glaring at Rose from across the table, 'and what's that supposed to mean?!' she yelled.

'Well I'm sure you could do with a trip to the counsellor, what with all your obvious issues..' Rose was on her feet to.

Suddenly every single pair of eyes in the cafeteria was on us and every thought was something along the lines of Cat Fight! Cat Fight! Finally some action at this school! I shuddered at the thought. Emmett was pushing Rosalie down by the shoulders, whispering 'you're making a scene, you're making a scene, please sit down Rosie....' over and over, I decided I should probably take some action too. I grabbed Bella's hand and began pulling her down, 'please sit down Bella; you're being ridiculous' I gazed up at her with pleading eyes. She sat down in a huff and Emmett finally managed to push rose down, everyone went back to eating and gossiping, typical I heard someone think.

Suddenly a wave of calm came over the table, Emmett glared at Jazz, 'coulda used that a little earlier, bro,'

I chuckled to myself, typical indeed.

So what do you think? Sorry it took so long, I had writers block. Please review! It makes me update faster! (I'm serious!)