Chapter Five: Yeloh Meets Marik

It was... ... ... ... … Marik!

Both shuffled their decks in a cool way, before getting the duel started.

"I play Ra!" said Marik, turning from all hot to all not, with a bunch of veiny things.

"Gimme back hot Marik!" Yeloh exclaimed.

"Foolish fool! F*EFF!*ck you!" said Marik, cackling evil.

"You've just past the line buddy." said Yeloh, her sword glowing power.

Suddenly Yeloh sprouted wings, started to glow, and her sword grew. "I am Yuri Annu! Egyptian Master Duelist, and the human-like personification of the Shadow Realm!"

Yuri summoned a real-life Yellow Magician.

"YELLOW MAGICIAN, OBLITERATE!" shouted Yuri, shooting an ancient Egyptian Laser Beam as her monster attacked not hot Marik.

Then not hot Marik became hot Marik, as she won the duel.

"F*EFF*CK. Here's my Ra God Card." said Marik, giving her a card. "Wanna have sex?"

Yeloh and Marik had loving, tender sexing until Marik said.

"Wait, you are my half-sister!" said Marik, revealing incest.

"GASP!" said Yeloh, gasping.

"Bye sis!" said Marik, waving.

"BYE!" said Yeloh.

"ATTENTION DUELISTS! My hair is telling me the sixth opponent, Bakura!" said Kemo, announcingly.