Chapter Six: Yeloh Meets Bakura
It was... ... ... ... … Bakura!
Both shuffled their decks in a cool way, before getting the duel started.
"I play the evil thingie that I bloody forget the name of I think its called Dark Necrophilia!" said Bakura in an uber-smexy British tone.
"But I can control your monsters!" Yeloh exclaimed.
"I don't care" said Bakura, showing his indifference.
"I'll make you care." said Yeloh, her sword glowing power.
Suddenly Yeloh sprouted wings, started to glow, and her sword grew. "I am Yuri Annu! Egyptian Master Duelist, and the human-like personification of the Shadow Realm!"
Yuri summoned a real-life Magician of Yellow Chaos.
"MAGICIAN OF YELLOW CHAOS, OBLITERATE!" shouted Yuri, shooting an ancient Egyptian Laser Beam as her monster attacked Bakura.
Then hot mean Bakura became hot nice Bakura, as she won the duel.
"Cheerio good chap." said Bakura, giving her a card. "I'm going to wank off with these two limeys now!"
Bakura went to Pegasus and Marik, then they all sexed like the comic books that aren't like scriptures and give me cravings.
"BYE!" said Yeloh, done with watching the man love, regretfully leaving.
"ATTENTION DUELISTS! My hair is telling me that the next one will be an odd duel!" said Kemo, announcingly.
"GASP!" said Yeloh, gasping.
