I'm sorry that it took me forever to update!

:) Well, here it is. The next chapter.


Life Sucks. Seriously Sucks.


God, just kill me now.

Stab the hell out of me and make me bleed right now.

First of all, let me watch the finale for Desperate Housewives.

Then you can kill me for all I care.


The Hardys and Bella Swan: Blood Relation?

Ben had concluded, after a night of watching a rerun of Smackdown, that the Hardyz (a team of Jeff and Matt Hardy) had shared characteristics with Bella Swan. Jeffery Nero Hardy had the innocence of Bella and she had the pale flesh of Matthew Moore Hardy. Her brown eyes were similar to a certain Matt Hardy and her hair glazed the same color as Jeff's, excluding those atrocious purple locks. Bella was like Jeff, she was fragile and hid behind Edward, most likely resembled Jeff Hardy but had some Matt characters in her because of her confidence. Ben's idiocy of the thought of the Hardys and Bella being related still amuses me.

Rosalie Hale: Secret Goth?

She's bitter, very bitter…maybe underneath the exotic make up, sweet pink and lovable red clothing, there is darkness? Maybe, just maybe, there's something more to her than just giggles and scowling? Maybe…something darker than we can ever see? I had concluded that Rosalie Hale might secretly be a Goth, ladies and gentlemen. Shocking? I think not.

Edward Cullen: The Next Harry Potter?

Ben, once again, with his amusing idiocy, had made a point by saying that Edward Cullen might be the next Harry Potter. I mean, he does look English, doesn't he? English Edward! It sounds right, doesn't it? Okay, when I wrote this paper, I needed an aspirin and had seen the Punisher 20 times that night because of Ben. Dating sucks.


Alice's face went even more bone pale than possible.

"I won't believe this…"

I shook my head, taking a deep breath as I ran my hand through my hair. "I can't believe it at all…"

"I know."

"Ben likes the Punisher?"

"JASPER!"

"What?"

"Did you notice that those wrestling morons are involved with Bella now, Rosalie will become Goth because of this and I can't even think about what that Harry Potter rumor will do to Edward!"

"That, too!"

Alice sighed. "You're hopeless."

"I know."

I leaned down so that I could kiss her but she moved away from me and—damn. "Oh no, not that Edward Bella thing!"

"Jasper, you're human."

"But I have needs."

"Jasper…"

"I'm a man!"

"Edward's a man, too but he doesn't go around sleeping with Bella because he cares for her."

"Edward's a man?"

She laughed before she tucked a strand of her hair, holding onto my hand, as our hands entangled into each other and I leaned down to kiss her but she moved away.

"Seriously, no?"

"No."

We heard Emmett walk inside of the room with a horrifying look on his face. Carlisle strode beside him with the same wide eyed expression as Emmett.

"Jazz, Allie, we have a problem."

"What?"

"For once, Rosalie scares the hell out of Emmett," Carlisle gripped his hand on a frozen Emmett's shoulder. "And Edward thinks he can fly. Plus, he's wearing glasses and is carrying a wand."

"Oh no." Alice said, shaking her head.

I stared at her. "Yeah, he doesn't look good in glasses."

"Jasper!"


Okay. As you can see, life sucked. Life seriously sucked.


Sorry for the long wait!

At least I updated. :)

X Sam.