Chapter 2: UCW Triple Crown World Tag Team championship match: Champions Xander Cage & D-Train Darius Stone versus ShineGreymon & MetalGarurumon.
Squidward: "Our next match, folks, is the rematch clause being invoked by the Digimon Union, who were shockingly upset by Yugi Moto & Seto Kaiba in the Tag Team Turmoil match last month at Burst Mode. Through dastardly means, Team xXx stole the titles when they ganged up on Homer Simpson & Peter Griffin with their CKY Alliance teammates followed by the Faceplant for the win. It was a sickening abuse of power on DJ Diddy Dog's part, as he was the one who sent them out there!"
Greg: "Now, now, Squidward: we wouldn't want DJ to fire you and replace you now, would we? Let's send it to Megaman for the official introductions."
Megaman: "Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is a tag team match and it is for the UCW Triple Crown Tag Team championship of the World! Introducing first, the challengers: from the Digital World, the team of SHINEGREYMON and METALGARURUMON, THE DIGIMON UNION!"
The former champions entered to an ovation. They looked dead-set on regaining the tag team titles they never lost, as it was Yugi Moto & Seto Kaiba who had defeated the Digimon Union in the Tag Team Turmoil. In the weeks leading up to Welcome to the Doghouse, both ShineGreymon & MetalGarurumon had been vocal in their disapproval of DJ Diddy Dog's alignment with the CKY Alliance.
Megaman: "Introducing their opponents, from Washington, DC, representing the CKY Alliance, weighing in at a combined weight of 421lbs, they are the reigning and defending UCW Triple Crown Tag Team champions of the World, Xander Cage, 'D-Train' Darius Stone, TEAM xXx!"
Team xXx come out amidst a fury of boos from the crowd. They get in the ring and hand the titles over before the ref rings the bell. The match starts with D-Train and MetalGarurumon. MetalGarurumon levels D-Train with two big right hands. MetalGarurumon with a kick and knee to the face on D-Train along with a jumping neckbreaker.
D-Train catches MetalGarurumon with an elbow in the corner, but MetalGarurumon comes back leveling D-Train with two clotheslines. D-Train tosses MetalGarurumon over the top rope, but MetalGarurumon holds on, flips back up and takes out D-Train. MetalGarurumon tosses D-Train over the top rope. D-Train holds on, flips back in and MetalGarurumon kicks him in the face sending him back over.
Xander Cage jumps down to help out D-Train and MetalGarurumon gets launched over the top rope by ShineGreymon taking out D-Train and Cage. ShineGreymon gets the tag and goes to work on D-Train in the corner. ShineGreymon with big chops to D-Train in the corner. ShineGreymon with a big atomic drop on D-Train and takes out Cage in the corner.
Cage with the tag as D-Train gets in a quick shot on ShineGreymon allowing Cage to hit a big European Uppercut. Cage starts choking ShineGreymon in the corner with his boot. ShineGreymon fights back with chops. Cage with a shoulder block on ShineGreymon, but ShineGreymon fires back with a series of clotheslines and then sends D-Train off the corner.
Tag to MetalGarurumon. The Digimon Union double team Cage with MetalGarurumon finishing it off with a knee drop for a two count. D-Train hits the ring and MetalGarurumon hits a double clothesline on D-Train and Cage. ShineGreymon hits the ring and he sends D-Train into Cage who is hanging in the tree of woe.
The Digimon Union crotch D-Train into the face of Cage. Cage then falls down into D-Train that causes more laughter from the crowd. MetalGarurumon has the legal tag and hits a big boot on Cage. Cage then tosses MetalGarurumon face first into the boot of D-Train who gets the tag. D-Train steps on the head of MetalGarurumon in the corner until the referee breaks it up.
Quick tag back to Cage after D-Train takes MetalGarurumon down. Cage and D-Train work over the arms and legs of MetalGarurumon applying quick submissions. Cage with a big European Uppercut that sends MetalGarurumon down into the corner. Tag to D-Train and Team xXx double team MetalGarurumon with a high knee and big boot.
D-Train covers and MetalGarurumon kicks out after two. D-Train starts slapping MetalGarurumon in the corner and MetalGarurumon hits him with a big superkick. Tag to ShineGreymon and Cage. ShineGreymon with big clotheslines on Cage. ShineGreymon with a high back body drop on Cage and an atomic drop and right hand on D-Train.
ShineGreymon with chops to Cage in the corner. ShineGreymon with a big boot and blockbuster from the corner on Cage. Cover and D-Train breaks up the pinfall, but drops an elbow on Cage instead when ShineGreymon moves. The Digimon Union with a suplex on D-Train. MetalGarurumon and ShineGreymon give a shout-out to TNA fans, doing the "BEER!" and "MONEY!" taunt as the crowd chants along with.
ShineGreymon with a swinging rock bottom on Cage. D-Train breaks up the pinfall. Suddenly, Jarek Dico runs out and slides one of the title belts into the ring. This distracts MetalGarurumon and allows ShineGreymon to get rolled up after taking a low blow to get the pinfall.
Megaman: "Here are your winners and STILL UCW Triple Crown Tag Team champions of the World, TEAM xXx!"
D-Train ripped the belts out of the timekeeper's hands and the CKY Alliance members got the hell outta' dodge. ShineGreymon & MetalGarurumon were in the ring wondering what the hell just happened.
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A/N: There's your second match of Welcome to the Doghouse, with Team xXx retaining their tag team titles by devious means, defeating the former champs ShineGreymon & MetalGarurumon with help from Jarek Dico!
Next Up: Quagmire interviews Scorpion, Ozzy Mofeta takes on Spiderman for the right to enter the Caged Fury Rumble and Quagmire then interviews Bam Margera as he gets ready for his title defense against Dog the Bounty Hunter in the main event! Final Attack Ride!
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