I wasn't going to finish this story but it's gotten some viewers now so I'm back on board. Sorry that this chapter wasn't really exciting but the next one will be up in the very near future (I promise). The next few chapters will involve Alice explaining Earth fashion to Galinda and Elphaba accidentally screwing up the plot of Twilight. It will also entail a fairly large amount of Elphaba/Fiyero romance…yes, this version of Twilight is still a romance novel. Sorry to any Jacob Black fans, since he doesn't play a big role in Twilight there will be little to no interaction between him and the Ozians (I'm Team Jacob so don't accuse me of hating him…it's just that there's no good way to work him into this fanfic). Please stick with me and review.

"Elphaba, what did you do!" Galinda shrieked, clawing her way out of the prickly bush they had landed in. Her hair was tangled and clotted with coarse plant matter and her dress was ruffled and untidy.

"Sorry," the green girl apologized as she too clamored out of the bush, lending a hand to Fiyero. Brushing themselves off the trio examined their surroundings. A dense, piney forest surrounded them, totally consumed with an eerie mist. Above the sun couldn't be seen through the thickness of the soggy clouds above. Everything here was wet, green and mossy, even the air was moist. Elphaba seemed to recall reading about such a place in the not too distant past. Surely they couldn't…

Her thoughts were interrupted by the loud sound of a car horn breaking the silence of the forest. The noise was alien to the Ozian visitors, but it too reminded Elphaba of something. Fear made her heart beat quicker as she stumbled towards the source of the horn. Eventually her ugly leather boots encountered a sidewalk and she gazed around her in disbelief. A foggy parking lot spread out before her and on the far end was a building. The sign above the door read 'Forks High School'. Fiyero and Galinda staggered from the trees moments behind Elphaba, just as dazed as she was. Galinda was the first to make the connection between her opening Twilight and them appearing in an unfamiliar land.

"Elphie," the blonde whispered, feeling somewhat frightened. "I have a feeling we aren't in Oz anymore."

"We're in Twilight," Elphaba choked out, panic rising in her throat. How did her magic transport them into a book? Was that even possible? Madame Morrible had never said anything about sending people into fantasy lands that didn't exist. Were they dreaming? No, this was much too real to be a dream.

Students were beginning to notice the funny looking strangers standing on the sidewalk. No one seemed brave enough to say hello, but they cast quizzical looks at their strange clothes. Elphaba was getting the strangest looks out of all, due to her alarming skin color. She sighed. It was like the first day at Shiz all over again. Well, not quite. Now she had Fiyero and Galinda with her. Surely that was better than being all alone in this strange place. Suddenly a gasping squeal from her friend jolted Elphaba out of her thoughts. She turned to see Galinda pointing, eyes wide and mouth gaping in shock. "Sweet Oz," she breathed. "It's Edward Cullen."

Elphaba followed Galinda's finger to its destination, a pale skinned, bronze haired supermodel of a boy. Edward Cullen. He turned to gaze at the new arrivals and Elphaba swatted Galinda's hand down. "It's not polite to point," she hissed.

"But, it's him," Galinda gaped. "He's even more perfect than I imagined." Elphaba cast her eyes back towards the teenage vampire. She had to admit he was perfect, but it was this very perfection that turned Elphaba off. Who would want someone so inhumanly faultless? Well, she knew the answer to that question; Bella Swan and Galinda Upland. Speaking of which, where was annoyingly insecure Bella? Elphaba's eyes scanned the parking lot, but she didn't see Twilight's heroine anywhere.

"Will someone please explain what the heck is going on here?" Fiyero asked, clearly puzzled.

"We're inside Twilight!" Galinda shrieked, as though their predicament was the most wonderful thing in all of Oz.

"This isn't good," Elphaba insisted. "We're stuck in a world we know nothing about with no money, no belongings, nowhere to spend the night and no knowledge of how to get home." Galinda's face fell slightly.

"I'm sure the Cullens will help us," Galinda said, as if it would be the most natural thing in the world for a family of vampires to take in some lost strangers.

"No they won't," Elphaba hissed. "We may know them from the book but they have no idea who we are."

"Well what's your plan?" Galinda wondered sharply. The green girl blinked, thinking for a moment. What was her plan? They couldn't enroll in school, for that they'd need official documents, which they lacked. And who would help them? Who wouldn't pass them off as insane? Maybe Galinda's plan wasn't so far off the mark. Perhaps the Cullens were their only choice; they understood all about crazy secrets.

***

The three Ozian visitors spent the day sulking around the campus of Forks High School. After a lot of forehead wrinkling thought Elphaba had come up with a plan. The first step was to figure out what part of Twilight they were in. If they knew that it would be a lot easier to plot out their next move. Elphaba couldn't quite remember what page number she'd seen dash through her thoughts, but she was quite sure that it could be an essential clue. While she struggled to pull the random number back from the abyss of forgetfulness Elphaba strolled passed a rather large window. What was going on behind said window immediately pulled the green girl from her thoughts. Bella and Edward were sitting beside one another, taking turns peering into a microscope.

Elphaba crouched to the ground and continued to observe the couple. At least now she knew what part of the book they had appeared in. It was right after Edward returned from his extended absence, the first day that he actually spoke to Bella. The green girl continued on her way before Edward's sharp golden eyes could catch her spying. Moments later Elphaba found Galinda and Fiyero sitting on a bench outside the school. "Did you find anything?" chirped the enthusiastic blonde, bouncing up from her seat. Elphaba nodded.

"Today's the first day that Bella and Edward talk," the green girl informed them. "So we've got plenty of time to get out of here before the nomads show up."

"Nomads?" Fiyero asked quizzically.

"The nomads are bad vampires," Galinda explained in an offhand way.

"There are good vampires?" Fiyero wondered, totally at a loss. Elphaba was about to fill him in when a speck of white spiraled past her nose, followed by many others.

"It's snowing," the green girl gasped in wonder, holding out a hand to catch the delicate white flakes.

"Haven't you ever seen snow before?" questioned Galinda, arching a perfect blonde eyebrow. Elphaba shook her head.

"It never got cold enough in Munchkinland," she explained, still marveling at the soft beauty of snow. Suddenly an icy ball of wetness exploded across Elphaba's back, soaking her dress. The snow immediately lost its appeal as the green girl turned to glare daggers at the culprit, who turned out to be Fiyero. An impish grin spread across his face from ear to ear. With exaggerated slowness Elphaba reached down to scoop up her own ball of snow.

"You couldn't hit the broad side of a…" the cocky prince began before a tightly packed sphere collided with his face. The shocked expression on his face caused Elphaba to go into hysterics. Taking advantage of her laughter Fiyero quickly retaliated with two snow missiles of his own. It took Galinda only a moment to see where this was going. She quickly ducked behind the bench, protecting her perfect hair from the flying balls of slush.

"You guys are so immature," the blonde shouted from her bunker as she watched Elphaba and Fiyero pelt each other with snow. When a loud buzzing sounded from the school buildings indicated the end of class both participants in the snowball fight were soaking wet and quite cold. Students streamed outside and happy exclamations could be heard as they discovered the snow. Before the attention of the student body could turn to the strange visitors Elphaba led her friends into the forest.

"I've got a plan," Elphaba informed them. "It's risky but I think it might work." She then informed her friends of how they would confront the Cullens after school and ask for help.

"Wasn't that my original plan?" Galina chirped indignantly. She was ignored.

"Why would they help us?" Fiyero asked.

"Because we know their secret," Elphaba informed him, eyes flashing. "And they'll do anything to protect their secret."

"What's their secret?" Fiyero wondered stupidly.

"The secret is that they're vampires," Elphaba hissed, resisting the urge to smack him. "Duh."

"But they won't like us if we threaten them," Galinda pouted.

"If we don't find somewhere to stay the night you'll be sleeping on pine needles," Elphaba pointed out. Her roommate fell silent.

***

Elphaba led the charge as she and her friends ambushed Alice and Edward after class. "Hello," Edward said, voice calm but unsure. The green girl wondered if he could read her mind.

"Hello," she responded curtly. "We need your help." Both vampires looked confused.

"I think you must have the wrong people…" Alice began but trailed off as she got a faraway look in her eye. A smile blossomed across her face. "Edward, these people are coming home with us," she informed him. The male vampire looked utterly shocked.

"Why?" he questioned. Alice's golden eyes narrowed.

"Apparently they know our secret," she explained. "And they need our help." Edward glared at the threesome before him and Elphaba realized that perhaps threatening a family of insanely powerful vampires wasn't the best idea in the world. She took a frightened step backwards.

"We're very sorry for interrupting your lives," Galinda piped up, still making gaga eyes at Edward. "But we really do need help. You see, we're from another world." Both vampires gave them the 'are you crazy?' look. "A world where we don't wear such hideodious clothes," the blonde added. Once again Alice's eyes glazed over and a grin graced her features.

"You and I are going to be good friends," she told Galina. "Let's get to the Volvo."

The more reviews I get the more I write and the more I write the sooner the next chapter will be out (wink wink nudge nudge). Seriously though, I will discontinue this fanfic if I don't think people are reading this story…I almost discontinued it last time….lack of reviews=no more story…