As Kylie and the Koopalings skate on the statue of liberty, we cut back to our captives, who are being monotired by Winky Doodles and Angeline Peanut. You shouldn't really call it monotiring, because Winky was watching a video on Mootube, and Angeline was nagging him to play a music video on the laptop. "C'mon Winky! Play "Elmo's got a Gun!" By Weird Al, please!" Angeline begged as Winky watched his video of a dog farting. "NO! Leave me alone!" Winky bellowed as he pushed his best friend away and continued to watch the video. "Please please please please please please pleas-" Angeline nagged before Winky innterrupted her. "Alright, I'll play the freaking song!" Winky yelled. Angeline responded by smiling and doing her happy dance. "Hah ha, that cat looks stupid!" Some teenage boy yelled from inside the forcefield. "Really? That's my stupid sister, Angeline!" Max commented. "Wait, did she say that he was gonna play "Elmo's got a gun"? I love that song!" A cheery college student girl blurted as Winky began to play the song. "I'm singing along, my voice is magnifis-magnufic- oh whatever that word is!" Dexter snapped as he punched Rico in the stomach. Rico threw up a microphone, and Dexter began singing along, much to everyone's dissmay.
Note: "Elmo's got a Gun" Belongs to Weird Al Yankovic--- Dexter: Elmo's got a gun, Elmo's got a gun, Big Bird's on the run, Ernie's dialin' 911! What made Elmo snap? Was he tired of Big Bird's crap? They say that when Elmo was arrested they found Oscar headless in the trash! I hear that Gordon's really runnin' now that Elmo's got a gun the street is never gonna be the saaaammmmmee! Elmo's got a gun, Elmo's got a gun, Grover's head has come undone, Sesame Street's not really fun, *Gunshot* You want me to walk around Sesame Street without a bullet proof vest!? Forget about it!
"Once again, you sing stupidly!" Juliana informed. "Ah yes, at least that little brat agrees with us." A familiar voice said from overhead. Everyone looked up to see Doctor Blowhole and the other minions riding on Skyboards. Winky and Angeline grabbed nearby blanket and threw it over their computer. "We uh, weren't watching Mootube." Winky said quickly. "Winky, even though you're smart, I can tell you are related to that bumbling fool who trips over snails." Rhonda exclaimed. This offended Dexter. They thought he was really stupid, which he is, but Dexter thinks he's smart. "What!? The freaking snail was in my way!" Dexter defended. "Sure it was. Can someone get him to shut up?" Jessie complained as she munched on some french fries. "I'll shut him up." Cassandra volunteered. She took out her magic wand, muttered some foreign words, and Dexter's mouth closed like a zipper. He tried to speak, but only a muffled noise came out. "Wow, can I have a magic wand? I always get everything I want!" Earl whined. "You fools are" "Like whiney children." Manfredi and Johnson said rather dryly. "Well, you all are kinda like my kids, I raised every one of you, even Rhonda!" Doctor Blowhole exclaimed. That was true, Doctor Blowhole was twenty years old, two years older than Skipper. Doctor Blowhole found Rhonda when he was two, and they took care of eachother. They found Manfredi and Johnson when Doctor Blowhole was ten, they found Earl when Doctor Blowhole was fifteen, they found Jessie when he was seventeen, and they found Winky and Angeline nearly three years ago, when Doctor Blowhole was eighteen. "Okay, just forget it! Winky, Angeline, you're no longer grounded. You didn't really raise me though, sir. We were nearly the same age." Rhonda explained. "Yes, but you were an infant when I found you." Doctor Blowhole remarked. The walrus just shrugged and went to check the mail. "Why do you have a mailbox on a big scary airship?" Mort asked. "I don't know!" Angeline defended as Rhonda came back with the mail. "Oh yay, I got my WeightWatcher's food today! Now I can eat this along with my slim fast, and I'll be skinny in no time!" Rhonda said happily. "Why do you wanna lose weight, I thought walruses were supposed to be fat?" Marla questioned. "Well, too bad because I've never had a boyfriend!" Rhonda snapped as the villains went to the playroom. "I miss Kylie. I hope robots didn't kill her..." Private said sadly. "Don't worry, look at the bright side. Even if Kylie dies, we might only have two more years to live anyway because of 2012." Max tried to comfort. "How's that supposed to provide comfort!? You're saying we might die in two years!" Skipper blurted. "Never mind... Please rescue us Kylie..." Marlene muttered under her breath. What's next?
