a/n: this chapter and the last are dedicaed to TinyFlame4, her review gave me the idea. haha. next chapter will proboably be the end and it WILL be a bunch of drunk nations again. and i am fully aware somethings that happen in this story are impossible and yes it is kinda perverted. lol but whatever!
disclaimer: i dont own any charecters or hetalia.
About fifteen minutes later, the doorbell rang. Sealand practically jumped out his skin rushing to open it. Before him stood Norway and Iceland, "Ice! I didn't know you were coming! Oh well it makes this even better! Come on!" he smiled before grabbing their hands and running off. "Sealand, let go of my hand before I strangle you." Norway said, monotonously.
Iceland was fidgeting uncomfortable next to him; he never really liked the micro-nation after the whole Ebay shebang. "Ugh! But you two are so freaking slow other wise! And I don't want them to wake up, you butts!" Sealand whined. Norway glared at the boy for a moment before rolling his eyes and using his finger to tell him to be quiet.
They finally came to a stop right outside of the living room. "What are we about to see that is so amazing?" Iceland asked sarcastically on the last part. "Well, you know how everybody got drunk last night?" Sealand chuckled to himself, "a certain three got wasted" his eyes got a devious gleam in them when he said this.
Iceland looked at him strangely because of the extra emphasis he put on the words drunk, and wasted. "So you wanted us to come seeā¦" Iceland tried to ask but Sealand shushed him. He made a motion for the two elders to follow.
They slowly approached the back of the couch and peaked over. What they saw actually caused Norway to smile and Iceland to almost laugh. On the floor, were Sweden, Denmark and Finland of course. But yet again they had changed positions; now it appeared Finland was in the middle of Sweden and Denmark molesting him. The two larger nations had their faces resting on his neck, and Denmark had his leg hitched up over Tino. Sweden had his hand resting dangerously low on Tino's pants, and his other arm across Finland's chest.
Norway, quite the schemer came up with a plan. He motioned for the other two to follow. Once out of earshot he began to speak, "there's an old "remedy" for a hang over but it involves drinking more alcohol. A shot of whisky I believe. But through personal experiences; no comment, it just makes you drunk again if you have a hangover as bad as they'll have. We should make them drink it." He finished.
Sealand never knew Norway to be a plotter, but liked this idea. A whole lot. "Way to go Norway! Yes we should do that! I'm gonna record it I have the whole meeting from yesterday on my camera!" Iceland hadn't said a word through the whole ordeal but decided to point out something to his brother, "Onii-chan? You know that Denmark is going to be pissed."
Norway smiled, (though it looked more like a grimace) "Sealand did you get that on camera?" he nodded. Iceland thought about what he said for a moment before realizing his mistake. "Onii- chan? I thought you were not going to call me that? And we have it on camera." Iceland's face became terrified.
At seeing his brothers discomfort he turned to Sealand, "your going to go annoyingly wake them up, tell them that we're here. And don't forget to film." Sealand smiled and said "okie dokie!" before running back to the living room.
He set the camera on the fireplace mantel so it could see the scene. He then ran over to the three sleeping nations. "Mommyyyy!!!!!!! Daddyyyy!!!!! Dennyyy!!!!!!!! Wakey wakey!!!" they just groaned and told him to go away. Denmark tried to hit him upside the head. "No! Get up you hung over lazy Asses!!"
Finland spoke at this, "watch your mouth!" Sealand rolled his eyes defiantly, "No, dammit! G-E-T U-P N-O-W!" he said punctuating each letter. "Hey Denny! Norge and Ice are hurr!" once again Denmark tried to box Sealand's head, but he missed.
Sealand went over to Berwald and sat on his side and started jumping up and down "Daddd! Get up you lazy fish! People are here! You don't want them to see you molesting your 'wife' do you! Oh by the way it looks like your having a love affair with Denmark!" Sweden sat up at this.
"sh't 'p. why'd y'u c'll m' a f'sh?" he asked while rubbing his eyes and searching for his glasses. "Uh, no. Cause Swedish Fish and your Sweden so that makes you a Swedish fish! Num num!" Sealand told his father.
"Se'l'nd 'm n't a fish." Sweden responded. When he turned around to look for his glasses again a splitting pain ran through his head, an he let out a moan. "Papa, I think you have a hangover. Norway said he knows something that will make it better, he's in the kitchen making them." Berwald nodded at first then looked at his son, "w't, N'rge 's h're?"
"Yup! And Iceland! So go to the kitchen. imma wake them up!" Sweden just closed his eyes for a moment and slowly got to his feet. Next I'll wake up Tino. He thought to himself. "Mommy! Norway and Iceland are here. You better go make sure they don't cause any trouble! I need help tying my shoe also!"
Finland sighed and sat up. "Cant a person get some rest around here! Give me your, ouch!" he stopped and rubbed his head. "Foot" Sealand laughed a little. "Mom! You have a hang over go to the kitchen Norway is making some special crap that will make you feel better! Oh and I'm not wearing shoes I just said that so you would wake up."
Finland trudged away. Sealand rubbed his hands together, now it was uncle Denny's turn. Sealand crawled over to where his uncle was asleep still. He bent down and started making whisper noises in his ear, unfortunately that didn't seem to bother him. So he decided he'd reverse his tactic. "DENMARKKK! Wake up!" he shouted straight into his ear. Denmark only groaned, turned a little and started snoring again. "Ughh. Stupid head." Sealand stood up and started kicking Denmark and pushing him. "Get up arse hole! Norge is here!"
At this Denmark finally showed signs of life, he started to sit up and open his eyes. "Ew. Its Sealand, where's Norge at ya' freak?" he asked Sealand. The smaller nation sighed and kicked Denmark once more before saying, "In the kitchen, hurry up your slower than a snail!"
Denmark got up and Sealand followed him into the kitchen after he grabbed the camera from the mantel. He noticed Norway had everyone seated at the table and Denmark kept trying to hug him every time he came close.
"Danmark?" Norway asked. "Yes?" he stupidly replied. Norway snorted. "You're an idiot." Denmark laughed. "I love you too!" Norway walked over to the counter and brought a tray of three cups over. Each one was a colored cup so you were not able to see the contents though Sealand knew it to be a few shots of whisky and apple juice.
He had no clue why apple juice, but whatever makes his family act like idiots! "Norge what is this stuff?" Denmark grumbled. "Shut up and drink it. You'll feel better." Denmark just ignored his tone and chugged it. Finland and Sweden took a large gulp as well. "
"Hey Norway, wha's in this I feel buzzed! Hehe you would make a pretty girl! I wanna go visit Estonia! He needs to have a drink!" Sealand was silently rejoicing in the fact that Norway's drink was putting everyone in a drunken state again. We should spread the feeling with the rest of the world Sealand decided they would once again get everyone drunk.
