Episode One
Penny: Welcome back to the SBB Q&A Show!! *looks over at boys* We should have a theme song for this, that would be cool, ne?
*silence*
Penny: Anyway… so welcome, welcome to the first... kinda… show! Let me first introduce who we have in the studio with us today!
Grimmjow: Just get on with it.
Penny: That Grumpy Gus over there is Grimmjow! Then we have Ichigo next to him. Wave Ichigo!
Ichigo: I thought this was like a radio show?
Penny: You two are no fun! Anyway, next to him is Shinji!
Shinji: Do I have to sit next to him? *looks at the man next to him.*
Nnoitra: Yup, Blondie. Ya love it so shut it.
Penny: Also we have two other special guests that have agreed to answer some questions but for obvious reason are not here in the studio with us. Live via phone Renji and the newly reawakened Shuuhei!
Renji: Hey
Shuuhei: *Cough*
Penny: We'll start with the first questions for you two that were really directed for me to answer but I'm going to make you answer them because I'm the boss and I can :D Okay. Thank you all for sending us your lovely questions and without further adieu let us start!
LilyU23 from y!gallery writes in:
well i have a few questions and they're concerning Renji and shuuhei's involvement in the fic.
1. are suuhei and renji actually involved? or was it just so they could get closer to ichi and shinji?
Penny: I'll field that one guys! Actually Renji and Shuuhei are brothers. Step brothers, so the "relationship" between them was all a farce to get close to Ichigo and especially Shinji. *See ending of Chapter Twenty Six and the first part of Solid Gold!*
Shinji: Thank ya so much for remindin' me.
Penny: *ignores*
2. it isn't a question, more like, i'm going to say how i understood this and you just tell me if i got it wrong or right (i may just be just a tad bit confused). shuuhei was using and he fucked up somewhere so he owed the guy that's looking to avenge grimmy for what grimmy did to his little brother, and that's why he did why he did to shinji...right?
Shuuhei: Basically.
Penny:… That's all yer gonna say? Anyway, yeah that's pretty much spot on what went down except the person out for revenge is the little bro and big bro is helping his get it.
3. related to question #2...why was renji also involved?
Renji: I was helpin' Shuu out. Besides, he's my older brother so… well honor and all that….
Penny: *cocks eyebrow* Thanks Renji and Shuuhei. No more questions for you. Good bye! *click*
4. off shuuhei and renji topic: will byakuya be making an appearance?? i just love renji to pieces and i love him with byakuya out of everyone in the series. they're just so cute together! so...i was wondering...
Penny: The short answer is no. Sorry. And since the last part is all praising me for how wonderful I am *Nnoitra snorts*… I'll just file this away and we'll move on to other questions. Thank you so much for writing in LilyU23!
Okay, next up we have shortly12 also from y!gallery who writes:
ahh xD asking questions... my mind says
'Do you like it rough, ichigo?'
hahaha xD i dont know that phrase makes me laugh xP
Ichigo: What the hell?! *blushes brightly*
Grimmjow: *grins* Yeah, Strawberry. Do ya like it rough 'er not? Answer the woman.
Ichigo: I… you… you just…. *sigh* *mumble* Yes….
Grimmjow: HA! I think I might actually have fun here after all.
Penny: Glad you think so! Thanks for writing in shortly12! Alright, next up we have one from kriskascini from ff .net :
I have one for Ichigo!
Why are you still so happy go lucky about your job when you don't need the
money anymore? Have you had thoughts about quitting Z's Club?
Grimmjow: Good fuckin' question. *Turns to fix Ichigo in a stare*
Ichigo: I already told you I actually like my job ya know, Grimmjow. I enjoy it. And as far as thinking about quitting, I haven't.
Shinji: Ya can't quit Ichi! We need you now more than ever. Do ya realize we only have four dancers right now?! Four! Z will go out of business if ya quit now and everyone will lose their jobs….
Ichigo: I know Shin.
Grimmjow: Tch….
Penny: Hope that answered yer question kriskascini! Next up we have scissorhands1990 from ff .net who writes:
for nnoi- do u ever date or just fuck? how long had been since u were with
some one before blondie? favorite thing about blondie?
Grimmjow: *Laughter*
Nnoitra: I've dated in the past… didn't werk out though. And I just fuckin' got outta prison so I hadn't had a chance ta hook up with anyone yet before Blondie here.
Shinji: I'm honored *sarca~stic*
Penny: Favorite thing, Nnoi.
Nnoitra: *grins* He says no to me. I like it when they play hard ta get.
Shinji: I'm not playin' hard ta get asshole! I. Don't. Like. You!
Nnoitra: Say that with my dick in yer mouth.
Penny: Okay! Moving on…
for shinji- Nnoi is sexy, right?
Shinji: No! He's skinny and creepy and assholish and… and…
Nnoitra: Sexy as fuckin' hell!
Shinij: *rolls eyes*
Penny: *giggle*
for grimmkitty- do u feel bad about hurting ichi before way back in the
start? do u want to meet his family? do u realize how just ho sexy u are?
Grimmjow: Grimmkitty? What the hell? Who the hell said you could call me….
Ichigo: Calm down. It's just a nickname.
Penny: Answer the question Grimm.
Grimmjow: *huff* No, not really. Can't feel too sorry about something we all know the Strawberry enjoyed. *smiles at Ichigo's glare* I'm a little… weirded out about meeting the rest of his family though. Karin was cool, but… And yes. I am sexy as hell. Thanks for pointing it out *grin*
Penny: *lol*
for ichi- how does it feel to have the sexiest man ever be your? could u see
yourself with a woman? do u admit your gay yet?
Ichigo: *blushes* Good *mumbles* And I'm not gay!
*Group laughter*
Ichigo: I'm not!
Shinji: And that's why yer in love with a man?
Ichigo: I… it just kinda happened that way. I'm not gay though.
Nnoitra: Yeah, and Blondie and I are gettin' married tomorrow.
Shinji: That's not funny.
Penny: Thanks scissorhands1990! Alright, now we have….
Ichigo: How many more questions?
Penny: As many as I let them ask. Now quit interrupting. So, now we have SunaLove from ff .net who writes:
I have one question for Ichigo!! Did you really never notice Shinji's feeling
for you?? Not even once?
Just thought his jealousy is pretty obvious XD
Ichigo: *chokes*
Shinji: *goes pale*
Grimmjow and Nnoitra: *hysterical laughter*
Ichigo: What the hell is this person saying Shin? You don't really… you can't….
Penny: Aw, I'll save ya Ichi. I think that answers yer question SunaLove. *giggle* Poor kid.
Ichigo: Shinji, why aren't you answering me?!
Penny: Next up lorelalokis from ff .net writes:
wow!! this is soo cool **giggles**. well first of all i wanna ask my sexy
lill GrimmKitty ^^ what is it that he fell in love for ichiberry? and what is it that he loves about him phisically and/or emotionally??
Grimmjow: Calling me sexy and Grimmkitty in the same breath negates the compliment. *grumbles*
Penny: Answer the question, Grimm.
Grimmjow: *sigh* It was his hair at first. And the way he moved on stage. He looked like sex up there and I had to get a piece. *looks over at blushing Ichigo* And that fuckin' blush! *grins* Drives me insane.
Penny: Aw~~!
and for my lovely ichiberry does he think the whole situation about falling in love etc has changed him? and how??
Ichigo: Ichiberry?
Shinji: *giggle*
Ichigo: Shut up! I haven't changed a damn bit!
Penny: Quit bein' a grump.
Shinji: Yeah Ichi. Ya have changed a bit ya know.
Ichigo: How?
Shinji: Well yer more relaxed and….
Grimmjow: Cuz of all the good sex!
Shinji: *glares at Grimmjow*
lastly for my ...er.. for my.. for nnoitora xD what was the best time you had in your past with Grimmjow??
Nnoitra: haha, I didn't get a stupid nickname.
Grimmjow and Ichigo: Shut up!
Nnoitra: Shit, best time with Grimm, eh? How 'bout that time we went to….
Grimmjow: No. Nothing you say will ever be as great as that time we went that stupid Britney Spears concert and stared a riot.
Ichigo: You went to a Britney Spears concert?
Grimmjow: To start a riot….
Ichigo: Still….
Nnoitra: Nah, he's right. That was fuckin' awesome. Szayel and I took home three cute little American boys and….
Shinji: Okay! We don't wanna know what you did.
Penny: I do!
Grimmjow: Trust me, you probably don't.
Penny: Party pooper. Thanks lorelalokis! Now we have obsessive syndrome from who writes:
To all characters: What is your biggest threesome fantasy? Please note that this question does not consider your faithfulness to your significant other as it is only a fantasy, not something you act upon. I mean that even when you are happily in a relationship (grimm and ichi :D), you are still able to appreciate attractiveness in other people and SO, with whom did you fantasized about having a threesome with your lover AND what describe the fantasy in detail :D The positions, any kinks, the location etc etc. Mistress Penelopye, I think this will be a fun (read: perverted) question to ask :D
Penny: Oh I agree!! *turns to boys* Now answer!
Ichigo: I would never have a threesome.
Grimmjow: *rolls eyes* He says that now…
Ichigo: I'm serious.
Grimmjow: Two Ichigo's at my beck and call. Ya know, sexually. I can picture it now…..
Penny: Oh God~! *drools at thought*
Shinji: I like that idea too!
Grimmjow: Fuck off Blondie ya can't have him!
Shinji: We were friends long before you showed up!
Grimmjow: Yeah but he's in love with me and I get to stick my cock in his ass whenever I want!
Ichigo: I'm right here ya know!
Shinji: Oh, so what?! Ya get to stick yer dick in his ass but have ya ever asked him what he wants?!
Grimmjow: I'll tell ya what I want ya mouthy little shit…*Jumps out of chair and launches self at Shinji*
*Beeeeeeeepp…… Please enjoy this soft jazz as we deal with our Technical Difficulties……*
Penny: Sorry about that. *sigh* Now that we're all calmed down again we can finish answering the question. Nnoi, Shin, do you any fantasy ideas to add here?
Shinji: *pouting* No.
Nnoitra: Shit, I got plenty of ideas. How 'bout tyin' Blondie up and…
Shinji: Leave me outta this!
Nnoitra: She said fantasy asshole. Next I'd gag 'im. *Glare from Shinji* then as for the other person… heh. I know someone who would be willin' ta help me out there….
Penny: ….. And…? You were asked for details Nnoi.
Nnoitra: But if I say them now he won't be surprised later!
Shinji: I'm not havin' a threesome with ya!
Penny: *sigh* To prevent another outbreak of violence we'll move on and come back to this one later. Sorry obsessivesyndrome. Don't worry, I will have them ALL answer it for you.
Ichigo: I would still never have a threesome.
Grimmjow: Ha.
Penny: Next up we have Katrina Tora from who writes:
For smexy Nnoi: Have you ever seriously dated someone? Or, if you prefer not to answer that, what was your longest relationship? :O :)
Nnoitra: Damn right I'm smexy. And only kinda. I don't know if ya'd call it serious, but…
Grimmjow: *snort*
Nnoitra: But we saw each other off an' on fer like… what six years?
Grimmjow: Sounds about right.
For uber cutie Ichi: Would you care to list off all the things you love about
Grimmjow? *smiles hugely* X3
Ichigo: *Blushes* Well, I love his hair, and his body, and his eyes… oh God I sound like fuckin' chick.
Grimmjow: Yeah ya do.
Ichigo: I could list all the things that irritate me about you!
Grimmjow: Ha! You love me too much to do that.
Ichigo: Wanna bet?!
Penny: Ichigo! Answer the woman's question please.
Ichigo: He's smart and funny and aggressive and surprisingly sweet at times.
Grimmjow: I'm not sweet.
Penny: Then how do you explain the kittens?"
Grimmjow: Shut up. *grumbles*
For handsome Shin: This is incredibly random, but, what is your idea of an
romantic date? :D
Shinji: A romantic date would consist of dinner and clubbin' where we could get all hot and sweaty….
Penny: She said romantic not sexy.
Shinji: I know! Ya want me ta be all clichéd and say somethin' like dinner and a movie or dancin' or a walk on the beach at night…. Actually the beach at night would be kinda romantic….
And last but not least, for drop dead sexy Grimmjow: Care to list off all the things you love about Ichigo? Don't be shy now!! ;D
Grimmjow: Gladly. His hair, those big fuckin' innocent eyes, especially when he lookin' at me with my cock in his mouth. The fact that he fights like a man and is willin' ta stand up fer himself even if he can't win. He's got a pretty good head on his shoulders despite bein' so young. And he's a fuckin' animal in bed even though he's inexperienced.
Ichigo: *blushes and squirms as he links his fingers with Grimmjow's*
Shinji and Nnoitra: *makes gagging noises*
*Grimmjow pulls Ichigo into his lap and they start making out furiously*
Penny: Oh my! Anyone have a tissue? I seem to be bleeding profusely from my nose. Okay, well unfortunately that's all the time we have for today. Sorry if I missed anyone's questions, we got a bit more than I was anticipating and we were interrupted a few times so I will be sure to get to those next time! And to obsessivesyndrome I will send them all home with a bit of homework and have your question answered first next time around. *ignores grumbling and kissing sounds* Thanks for tuning in and we'll see ya next time on The Strawberry Bad Boy Q&A Show!!
*End transmission*
A/N I realize that I'm giving you all yer gift early but I couldn't wait. :D I LOVE YOU ALL!!
~Penny
