Episode Two
Penny: Welcome back everyone! I was overwhelmed with the amount of questions that were sent in this time so we won't be able to answer them all in one episode. So instead I called the boys in for a late night cram episode. Enjo~y! But never fear, there is always tomorrow to get to the others! I was so glad that you all enjoyed the last show and this one hopefully will be starting out with a bang!
Shinji: He just touched me!
Nnoitra: I'll touch ya more if….
Penny: Oh for the love of…! *deep breath* Now, as promised I asked the boys to go home and write up their threesome fantasies for you all to hear. We'll start with Nnoi. *reaches for paper and reads it*
Lots a fuckin'. With Blondie and maybe another blond.
*cocks unamused eyebrow at Nnoitra*
Penny: You cannot possibly be serious. That's it?!
Nnoitra: *shrugs*
Penny: What happened to yer love of telling' stories?
Nnoitra: I like ta tell stories, not write 'em. I ain't good with that shit and who the fuck cares anyway?
Penny: Do you want to sleep with Shin-chan again?
Shinji: Why am I bein' brought inta this?
Nnoitra: *Grins and nods*
Penny: Then you go over there in the corner and you write up a good threesome fantasy or I will make sure it doesn't happen.
Nnoitra: What?! Ya can't do that!
Penny: I can too, I'm the God of SBB and I can do whatever I want!!!!!
*Mwhahahahahhaha*
*silence*
Penny: *sweatdrop* Heh… Sorry. Uhm, yeah…. So did anyone do the homework?
*silence*
Penny: *shakes head* That's it, yer all grounded!
Ichigo: What the hell does that mean?
Shinji: You Can't ground us we're grown men!
Nnoitra: *Still brooding*
Grimmjow: Just ask another fuckin' question.
Penny: But I promised to….
Ichigo: Two Grimm's! One to fuck me and one to fuck. There, next fucking question.
*four pairs of shocked eyes stare at Ichigo*
Ichigo: *blushes beet red* I said next question!
Penny: U-uh… *looks around for paper and clears throat* S-so, uhm… *looks up at Ichigo and smiles* I'm so proud of you for telling us that Ichi. *kisses cheek*
Grimmjow: Hands off Pervy Penny.
Penny: *smiles unaffectedly* So, next question is also from obsessive syndrome from ff .net:
1. Grimmy: I would love for you to say I'm sorry for that one time you were rough to Ichi, kicking him in the stomach and giving it to him dry. I understand Ichi can be a handful sometimes but it's just cause he's used to getting his way and he's not used to people telling him what he can and can't do-- soooo....could you? XD
Grimmjow: I'll cut ya a deal. I'll fuck him with lube from now on and we'll call it even.
Ichigo: That doesn't sound like you're very sorry.
Grimmjow: We answered that in the last episode. I ain't gonna be sorry fer somethin' ya liked!
Penny: *sigh*
2. Ichi: is it possible for you to snag a pic of Grimmy sleepin??? I just think it'd be so cute! You could carry it anywhere with you!! *heaves like a maniac*
Ichigo: *groans* I already get teased for acting like a girl sometimes and now you want me to do that?….. I'll think about it….
3. Grimmy: ok, probs LOADS of people will request this from you and that's okay. i have no problem including myself in this group. uuuh "I love you" i mean when! just when are you thinking of saying it to ichi's face!?!?
Grimmjow: *Forwns and looks down to hide light blush tinged with a bit of green* Wh-who said anything about lovin' and shit? I… next question damn it!
4. will there be birthday celebrations//gifts//etc...?
Penny: I'm not sure there are any birthdays coming up anytime soon or if I'll be able to fit them in, but I'll keep it in mind :D
i guess this would be all i'd like the characters to answer. OH! yah oi shinji! give it up already! you're falling for nnoitra!!!
love,
E
Shinji: Why does everyone insist I like him?
Penny: Because you do? *o.O*
Shinji: Do not!
Penny: Do too!
Ichigo: Uh, can we move on please?
Penny: *looks surprised* Oh yeah…. KittyxKat33 from ff .net writes:
This one goes out to Ichigo, if you got the chance to put Grimm-chan in a costume what would you make him wear?
Ichigo: Uhm… I never really though about that.
Nnoitra: That's because yer a vanilla piece 'a shit.
Grimmjow: Don't call him a piece of shit. And so what if he's kinda vanilla.
Ichigo: Yeah! Wait, what?
this one is to my sexy Grimmkitty im from jamaica and im wondering if you and ichigo were to come down here, would like to have sex on the beach (in detail plz)^_*
Grimmjow: Fuck yeah! All fucking night long till he was howling at the fuckin' moon and beggin' me for more, more, more!
Penny: *giggle* I think you might be taking a trip to Jamaica soon Ichi. Thanks for writing in KittyxKat33! Next up is caseofnuts from y!gallery:
1. did grimmjow or any of the nurses make a pass at each other?
Grimmjow: I'm pretty sure the night nurse did once. She claimed to be checkin' my bandage but it was around my waist and her hands were a bit lower than that…
Ichigo: You didn't tell me about that.
Grimmjow: You didn't ask.
Ichigo: *glare*
2. did ichigo get caught while giving blow jobs? and grimmjow said not a thing.
Grimmjow: *evil grin*
Ichigo: OH MY GOD!! Nuh-uh!
3. how many sex partner before what they have now.
Nnoitra: All of us or just Grimm?
Penny: Oh just do all of you. I'm curious now *leans forward eagerly*
Ichigo: Before now? Just one.
Grimmjow: Uh… shit. Twelve? Maybe thirteen.
Shinji: Three hundred and forty seven
Ichigo: *snort* I thought that was your goal.
Shinji: *grin* I'm there baby. *giggle*
Nnoitra: So was I the end of yer goal then?
Ichigo: *shock* Wait… you two…?
Shinji: *ignores Ichigo* How many have you slept with?
Nnoitra: *shrugs* Who cares. Enough.
Grimmjow: Eight.
Shinji and Ichigo: Eight?!
Nnoitra: No! It was more than that!
Grimmjow: *grin* Whatever. Unless you fucked someone in prison last I heard it was eight. Oh wait… nine now. *snort*
Ichigo: Shinji did you and him really do it?
Shinji: *ignores Ichigo again* My beautiful Mistress, may we have the next question please?
Penny: *blushes* Well since you asked so nicely… *giggles*
4. how much does grimmjow make in a year?
Grimmjow: That's not a very nice question to ask a man. That's like askin' a woman how much she weights, or what size pants she wears.
Penny: So not as much as we think you do?
Grimmjow: *Glare* I make enough.
Penny: *rolls eyes* Moving on…
5. is Z working for the mob too?
Penny: Good question! Let's give him a call! *waits while phone rings*
Z: What?!
Penny: Hi! This is Mistress Pen…. He hung up. Sorry caseofnuts, can't answer that one fer ya but thanks for asking anyway. Next up is CrimsonDesire-x from ff .net:
:) This is a really fun idea xD I like it!
I have a question for our blue-haired sex-god!
~ Grimmjow! Have you ever had any sexual relationships with a female?
Grimmjow: No.
Penny: Not even one?
Grimmjow: I said no didn't I?
Penny: But why not?
Grimmjow: *leans forward and grins* Because the only pussy I ever liked meows.
Penny: *bursts out laughing* Okay, okay.
Have you always been gay?
Grimmjow: No, I'm in denial like Ichigo still. I'm straight I tells ya!
Ichigo: Shut up! I am straight!
Grimmjow: Yeah, yer as straight as Szayel fer sure.
Ichigo: I don't even know who that is!
Penny: Thanks Duckie for writing in! Scissorhands1990 from ff. net asks:
for darling Nnoi- can u give shinji a little peck please?
Nnoitra: I'll give 'im more than a peck.
Shinji: You stay away from me!
and what do u use to get your hair so nice and shiny?
Nnoitra: Pantiene Pro V
Ichigo: *LAMO*
Nnoitra: *glare* I'm serious Kitty Bitch. That shit's really good.
Penny: *giggle snort*
what was the brand and size of condoms that fit just right?
Nnoitra: Trojan Magnum *grin* But they're still kinda tight.
Penny: *drools*
doesnt shinji have a perfect ass?
Nnoitra: *leers at Shinji* Yeah. Nice and tight and perky. Very bitable.
Shinji: *glare*
for shinji- if Nnoi let u, wud u top him?
Shinji: No. I… *ducks head sheepishly* I've never topped anyone before.
Nnoitra: That's not fuckin' surprising. Yer uke through and through.
Shinji: I am not!
Nnoitra: Oh yeah? *cocks eyebrow* Prove it.
Penny: Oh yes, please do! *eagerly rubs hands together*
Ichigo: *whispers to Shinji* She's kinda perverted ya know?
Penny: I heard that. And yes *grin* I am. Thanks for noticing :D
do u like nnois bandana?
Shinji: Not really. I never liked those things before I met him and now I hate them.
Penny: *rolls eyes*
for Grimmy- do u think the nature of ur relationship shud be kept from ichis
family?
Grimmjow: Only if I thought it would cause problems for Ichigo.
Penny: Aw~~~~!
Ichigo: *blush*
wud u ever let ichi top u?
Grimmjow: *LMAO*
Ichigo: What's so funny about that?!
Grimmjow: *Still laughing*
for ichi- can u give grimm more private shows? they are veeeerry nice
Ichigo: Maybe. If he's good.
Grimmjow: Oh I'll show you good. C'mere.
Penny: Hey! We're in the middle of a… oh what am I saying? Take it off!
*silence and stares*
Penny: *rolls eyes* Fi~ne. Next question.
almost forgot, Grimmy, your suspenders ARE sexy! why dont u wear them more often?
Grimmjow: Because Ichigo said they were for old men and I cant bring myself to wear them anymore.
Penny: *pout* Ichi! Bad boy!
Ichigo: I was teasing you Grimm!
Grimmjow: I was kidding, idiot. I just haven't worn any for a while. No biggie. *shrugs*
Penny: Thanks Hun for the questions :D Next up is the lovely loveyourflyingv from y!gallery. She asks:
I have a question! oor a few...
So Nnoitora, when are you gonna let Shinji top?
Nnoitra: *snort* When he admits he's head over heels in love with me.
Shinji: so never…
When is Ichigo gonna top Grimmjow?
Grimmjow: Didn't we already get asked this one. I laughed right?
Ichigo: I still don't see what's so funny. I'm a man too ya know.
Penny: And a very cute one too!
Ichigo: *glare* I am not cute.
Grimmjow and Shinji: Yes ya are. *glare at each other*
Nnoitora, favorite kink?
Nnoitra: Taint nuthin' but a nibble.
Grimmjow: *LMAO* *wipes away tear*
Ichigo: I don't get it.
Grimmjow: *leans over and whispers into his ear*
Ichigo: *Turns beat red* That's disgusting!
Nnoitra: Ever tried it?
Ichigo: NO!
Penny: Okay, dumb blond moment *ignores glare from Shinji* I don't get it either.
Nnoitra: Taint? Nibble? Really? Yer too stupid ta get that?
Penny: *glrare* Before you call me stupid just remember that I control yer sex life, bud!
Shinji: He likes to nibble on the spot between the nut sack and the asshole. *rolls eyes*
Penny: *blank stare*… *eyes go wide* Oh. OH! *giggle* Yer naughty, Nnoi.
Nnoitra: Yeah.
Penny: Fantastic questions my dear, thanks for writing in! Dragonmaiden50 asks:
For Grimmjow: Why don't you like women? Seriously? Some are big boobed bimbos, but I know some who could easily kick ass as well as any man. I'm not talking about sexuality. I mean as friends and comrades.
Grimmjow: *shrugs* Chicks never ran with our crowd so… *shrugs again*
For Ichigo: When are you going to push Grimmjow down and ravish him? And when you do, what's the first kinky thing you'd do to him?
*walks away*
Ichigo: *blushes* *stammers* Well… I just… you can't just….
Nnoitra: He ain't got the balls yet fer that. They probably haven't even dropped yet.
Ichigo: Fuck you! My balls have too dropped
Penny: *lmao* Sweetie, stop while yer ahead, 'kay? Katrina Tora writes in:
Sexy Grimm! What kind of drag would YOU like to see on
Ichigo? Ehhh? Neko, decora? NURSE?!!! XD (Sorry Ichigo, I couldn't resist! *huggles apologetically*)
Grimmjow: Actually I wouldn't mind somethin' simple like a frilly pink negligee with a see through pink thong and pink garters with thigh high pink….
Ichigo: I would not look good in that much pink.
Grimmjow: *looks at Penny and cocks eyebrow* Notice how he didn't deny wantin' to wear it?
Ichigo: I didn't mean I wanted to wear it!
Nnoi~ if you had to see Shinji dressed in drag (again with
the drag?) what would you choose? *laughs evilly* Sorry Shin, it was too
tempting. *gives cookies*
Nnoitra: Leather. Lots of black leather. I don't care what kind. No wait, scratch that. Leather corset with black leather thigh high stiletto boots….
Shinji: *blushes because he's worn something similar before*
Ichigo~~ *hugs* (wow I like giving hugs!) You think you'll ever top Grimmjow
in this life time? *nudges with elbow at Grimmjow* Eh, eh?
Ichigo: *blushes* I… wouldn't mind tryin' it at least once *voice progressively gets quieter*
Nnoitra: Oh-ho! Watch out Grimm. He's gonna rape ya in yer sleep.
Ichigo: Shut up you giant freak of nature!
Nnoitra: Fuck you, ya little fucktard bitch!
Grimmjow: Stop yellin' at him, Nnoi!
Nnoitra: He yelled first!
Penny: Boys! Please have some sort of control.
Nnoitra: Tch….
Shinji, has Nnoitra figured out that pepper spray is actually empty? :O Sorry
if I blew your secret or anything...*presents new can of pepper spray*
Nnoitra: What the… *turns to Shinji* That was fuckin' empty?!
Shinji: What the hell?! Why did ya say that?
Nnoitra: Oh I am gonna fuck you stupid after this ya lyin' little bitch.
Penny: How is that a bad thing?
Shinji: *sends incredulous look at Penny*
Penny: What? If he weren't so against women Id let him do it to me. *dreamy grin* Many, many times…..
Ichigo: Uh, Penny *snaps fingers in front of her face*
*silence*
Grimmjow: Just grab the paper from her and read the next one so we can go home soon. Thinking' about you all dressed up has me all hot.
Shinji: Could ya please stop talkin; 'bout yer sex life in fron'a me?
Grimmjow: Should we talk about yer sex life then?
Penny: Oh yeah, just like that baby! YES! *Finally snaps out of it* *blushes as four pairs of eyes (kinda) stare at her* Uh….. *ahem* Ne- *voice cracks* *clears throat* Next question…. Cullencrazay from deviantART asks:
So, my first is to Grimmkitty. *ehum* *takes deep breath* efinetlyinmytopfive *GASPS* Anywho, why'd you go after someone so young? You know that makes you, Grimmkitty, a cougar right? XD
Grimmjow: I'm not a fuckin' cougar! I'd have to be over forty for that and I'm not even fuckin' thirty yet! No way, I ain't a goddamned cougar you ….
Penny: Whoa there buddy! It's a joke!
Grimmjow: I'm not old!
Penny: Aw~! We know Duckie. We know.
My second is also to Grimmkitty. It seems that you never do that much work, and whenever you start you get *ehem* distracted. How do you get it all done? O8
Grimmjow: I'm fuckin' talented, that's how. Are we done yet?
Penny: *Looks at clock* Oh! Yeah. So that's it for this episode of Strawberry Bad Boy….
Ichigo: Do you have to say that every time?
Penny: Yes, and if you don't stop interrupting me I won't let you EVER top Grimm? 'Kay?
Grimmjow: But….
Penny: NO! *ahem* *Big smile* Thanks for tuning in and be sure to send your questions is ASAP! Love ya Duckies and see ya next time!
*End Transmission*
A/N Bonus Episode!! Hehe :D
~Penny
