Episode Three

Penny: My ass hurts and not in a good way. *sigh*

Shinji:
Wow what a way to start a show.

Penny:
*blinks* It started already?! Heh, sorry 'bout that! Welcome back to another installment of the Strawberry Bad Boy Q & A Show!

Nnoitra: Smooth save.

Penny: Shut up. Anyway, thank you all so much for sending in your questions. Since we have a lot to get to today, we'll go ahead and get started! First up we have Black Storm Van Pendragon *Hi Storm!* who writes:

Random question:
[To Grimmjow and Ichigo] What's your most memorable moment together?


Ichigo:
Tch, all of it.

Penny: Aw~~! Yer so cute, Ichi.

Ichigo: Shut up

Penny: Grimmjow?

Grimmjow: I have to agree with Ichigo there. But if I had to pick a favorite time together besides the obvious it would be when he attacked me in the hotel in Osaka when he was drunk.

Ichigo: *big blush*

Penny: Oh that was one of my fav's too! But what was yer absolute fav?

Grimmjow: *grins* When he told me he loved me.

Penny: *swoons*

Ok, and this one may not be altogether a question, but I couldn't resist...I
mean, oh c'mon Grimmjow, do Ichi a favor and let him top you fer once -after all, he treated you with his first private show, helps you off at the
hospital, 'marked' himself with your seis, and he's a man too. Try to laugh
and brush me off, and imma gonna show him this right now *waves the
'embarrassing' photo he hid from Ichigo earlier -with a calm smile but
threatening stare- over and behind Ichigo's head in plain sight to Grimmjow*
So? What's your answer, hmm?

Penny: Oh Storm, did I ever tell ya how much I love yer delicious evilness?

Grimmjow: *pales* That's not fair!

Penny: Grimm, you of all people should know life isn't fair.

Grimmjow:
But…

Ichigo: What picture?

Grimmjow: Nothing! It's nothing!

Ichigo: If it's nothing why are you freaking out? *curious innocent look*

Penny: *giggle* So what's it gonna be Grimm? Ya gonna let Ichi poke ya?

Grimmjow: *groan*

Penny: *whispers* We'll let him stew fer a while there. Thanks Storm! Next up we have shortly12 back for more!

as for a question// so embarrassing to ask for some reason...
for grim and ichi-- what would you do if while you two were having 'personal time' in bed and one of ichigo's family members walked in on yous?

Ichigo: That's easy. I'd die.

Grimmjow: *still freaking out*

Penny: Aw. It's not that bad to be caught. Sure you'd be embarrassed fer a while but you'll get over it.

Ichigo:
No, I'd die.

Penny:
Thanks Shortly12. Next up is . from ff .net

I would like to know the one thing he (Nnoitra) hasn't done to Shinji
that he plans on doing next~!

Nnoitra: Tch, there's a ton I haven't done ta Blondie yet. We've only jus' scratched the surface. And I ain't ruinin' nothin' by telling' ya what Imma do next.

Penny: Grump.

For Strawberry, I don't know how you can deny
being gay since this is in fact your first relationship, with Grimmjow no
less, and not being involved with a woman before but setting this aside, if
you could have Blueberry as your slave for a day what would you make him do?

Ichigo: I have too had a relationship with a girl!

Shinji: Yeah, they slept together and she dumped him.

Ichigo: You asshole, why did you tell them that?!

Grimmjow: You didn't tell me she dumped you.

Ichigo: Argh! And I'm not fuckin' gay damn it!

Penny: *sigh* There was another part to the question Ichi.

Ichigo: I don't know. My homework?

Nnoitra: Lame

Penny: I agree.

Ichigo: *shrug*

Penny: Well I think that's all we're getting. Thanks .! Next we have gaguy24 from ff .net.

oh I have a devil of a question XD

it goes out to grimikins,
So from that last broadcast you said you'd want to have a three way. I'm just wondering if I'm up to snuff!

Grimmjow: Yer male?

Penny: Yes, Grimm. He's male.

Grimmjow:
Well did he send in a picture at least?

Ichigo: Grimmjow! *blushes*

Grimmjow: What? I can't look?

Ichigo: No! Why would you even think that?

Penny: *giggle* I think Ichi might have a jealous streak!

Ichigo: I do not!

Shinji, Nnoitra and Grimmjow:
*snort*

Penny: Thanks gaguy24! happygirl24 from ff .net writes in:

to gimm and ichi grimm will you let ichigo top you?

Grimmjow: Oh for the love of… how many times are you people going to ask me that?!

Penny: Until ya let Ichi poke ya. Kazes from ff .net asks:

lol. This is awesome:D So Grimmjow, what do you think of the fact that Ichigo's secret fantasy is to top you? Come on now Grimmjow, love is about give and take!

Grimmjow: I refuse to answer the same question over and over *crosses arms over chest*

Penny: Then let….

Grimmjow: And you shut up!

Penny: *giggle*

Also, what's with the blue hair, and what color was it before you died it, seriously, blue??

Grimmjow: How dare you! This is my normal color!

Ichigo: *blushes* It's true.

Grimmjow: See!

Penny: Yes, but are you willing to prove it? *pervy grin*

Grimmjow: *narrows eyes* I will if you stop lettin' people ask about Ichigo pitching to me.

Penny: DEAL!!

Grimmjow: *pulls down pants enough to show off blue pubic hair*

Penny: *covers nose* Tissues!! I need tissues!

Nnoitra, I love you. Hmm that's not a question... While growing up together did you and Grimmjow ever experiment, you know, sexually?

Nnoitra: *curls lip* Grimm and I are both seme's so no. *shivers at thought*

Shinji-chan, if Nnoitra asked, would you brush his hair?

Shinji: Ew. No.

Nnoitra:
*leans over to whisper to Penny* Who told them about that?

Penny:
*giggle* No idea…. Thanks Kazes! Now, we have Katrina Tora from ff .net.

Grimmjow: Didn't she already ask one?

Penny: Yes. So?

Grimmjow: Well how many does she get to ask?

Penny: As many as I let her now shut yer mouth to I'll shut it for ya!

Shinji: *whispers to Nnoitra because Ichigo is across the room* She's gone mad with power. Oooooh.

Nnoitra: *snort*

Hee hee, you guys are funy~ XD Hurray for Penny being the god of SBB!!
*throws confetti* So I only have three questions this time...for now! *cackles evilly*

For uber cutie Ichigo and awesomely awesome Shinji: Would you pretty, pretty PLEASE tell us how you would top in detail? (Ichigo topping Grimmy, Shinji topping Nnoi or someone else)

Penny: Aw, I can't let them answer that one Hun. Sorry.

Shinji: Why not?

Penny:
Because if you do one day do it….

Shinji: I'm never sleeping with that idiot again!

Penny: *rolls eyes* Sorry. Can't. Next!

Oh, and, you were so amazing telling us your threesome fantasy, Ichigo! Got anymore fantasies? *grins*

Ichigo: *blushes* *mumbles* You're welcome. And not really….

Thank you Penny and co.!

Katrina Tora ;3

Penny: Thank you Katrina Tora!! Next up is vanity-issues from ff .net who writes:

I have a question (hee!) Ichigo and Grimmjow - kids, do you want any? I know it's impossible for two guys but what would you like them to look like and their names?

Ichigo: What the hell?

Grimmjow: Haha. I….

Penny: Stop right there! I can't have you answer that one either!

Grimmjow: Then don't read it out loud!

Penny: I was giving her air time, asshole.

Shinji, Ichigo and Nnoitra: Ooooooh.

Grimmjow:
Tch. Whatever.

Penny:
Sorry Duckie. Thanks for asking though! scissorhands1990 from ff .net writes:

for Nnoi- if given the opportunity, would u strip as a pair with shinji on
stage, just once? im think we'd all like to see that...

Nnoitra: Tch, no way.

Grimmjow: Nnoi has no rhythm.

Penny: That's not surprising.

Nnoitra: *shrugs*

also for Nnoi- boxers or briefs (..or nothing..)?

Nnoitra: Depends on what I'm wearin' but usually nothin'. I like to keep things cool. *smirk*

For shinji- being a very fashionable guy, how would u best dress Nnoitra?

Shinji: *frowns at Nnoitra* Tighter fitting pants definitely. I hate baggy clothing. Add a bit more color since all I've ever seen him in is black and white. I think he'd probably look good in a pale blue or even a dusky rose color.

Nnoitra: Sounds like ya thought a lot about that, Blondie.

Penny: I agree. Have you?

Shinji: No!

Penny and Nnoitra: Su~re ya haven't.

for Ichi and Grimm- whats u guys' song? or what would your song be?

Grimmjow: That's chick shit.

Penny: Grimm! That sounded disgusting! If it were back before all the drama I would have said Bad Romance by Lady Gaga *giggle*

Grimmjow: Shut up.

for grimm- will u dance now or ever, with ichi maybe? i wanna see u go unce unce!

Grimmjow: I have no idea what that last part means, but I don't really dance like Ichigo does. I have special happy dances I do for certain things, but as for full out dancing….

Ichigo: You have happy dances? *tries to hold back giggle*

Grimmjow: *glare* Yeah, so what!

Ichigo: *holds up hands in defense* Sorry.

for ichi- would u like to see Grimm in chains and leather? (we've all had the
blackstorm privilage)

Penny: Oh yes, let's not forget that lovely picture Storm drew :D

Grimmjow: What picture? And who is this Storm person?

Penny: Oh hush, the question was for Ichi.

Ichigo: Uh… yes?

Grimmjow: Yes?!

Penny: *giggle* Thanks for writing in again scissorhands1990! Alright we have time for one more person. Lastly we have twocents from y!gallery who wrote in asking:

I dunno if you're still taking questions, but I thought up a couple:

For Shuuhei and Renji: Exactly how are you related? Since Renji has pale skin and red hair and Shuuhei has olive skin and dark hair, and you know, you look nothing alike. Different moms or dads? Or is it kind of like, "We're family, but not related via blood"?

Penny: That was answered back in the first episode Duckie. They're step brothers :D

For Nnoitra: What did you steal (back) from Szayel that got you arrested?

Nnoitra:
Ah, well that… heh… it was kinda somethin' we bought together… when we were younger. *looks at Penny* Do I have to answer that?

Penny: Actually no. We're out of time. Thank you all for tuning in and keep sending in those questions! If I missed yours we'll get to it in the next episode of the Strawberry Bad Boy Q&A Show! Bye bye!

*End Transmission*


So if I wasn't able to answer the question here it means that it will eventually be answered in the story itself. Thanks and hope you enjoyed the episode! Keep sending in questions!!

~Penny