Episode Four
Penny: Welcome back for another wonderful show. We have tons of questions to get to so let's dive on in! First up is obsessivesyndrome from ff .net.
To Grimmjow and Nnoitra: Now that you are in a stable (and satisfying)
relationship, have you ever thought of turning legit? Being a yakuza comes
with a high level of occupational hazard, you must have some fears of a repeat episode of Ichigo and Shinji being in danger. In other words, have you given any thought to your long term relationship with Ichigo and Shinji
respectively? And Penny, are you considering a sequel?
Nnoitra: Who the fuck said I was in a stable relationship?
Penny: *rolls eyes*
Grimmjow: Actually a lot of yakuza organizations are going legit for the most part. They still hold a lot of influence and not everyone wants to end it all, but it's not really all that bad. I mean, why the hell do you think I work a cushy office job for fuck's sake? Being a thug… well it just don't really cut it anymore no matter how fun it is.
Nnoitra: That's because yer a fuckin' pussy.
Grimmjow: *grins* With a hot boyfriend and more money than I know what to do with….
Nnoitra: Tch!
Penny: Sorry for not answering the rest of your written in questions but they were either already answered or they couldn't be answered. Thanks for writing in!! lorelalokis from ff .net writes:
KYA another couple of questions for my hot blue haired sex god xD
dear why wont you tell ichiberry more about your past and your
make-up days ((i know that will tick u off im sorry)) hes your lill strawberry
after all he should know everything ne?
Grimmjow: War paint! It was fucking war paint. God!
Penny: *giggle* Sure it was Grimm.
Grimmjow: Fuck you!
Penny: See the abuse I have to put up with from these four?
Ichigo: I do want to know more about your past though.
Grimmjow: *smirk* We got all the time in the world fer that Strawberry.
Ichigo: Oh *blushes*
grimmjow WHEN ARE U PLANNING ON TELLING ICHIGO BOUT THE PICTURES ?! Im almost as curious as he will be when he finds out dont say what pictures cuz u know perfectly what im talking about
Grimmjow: Enough with the damn pictures!
Penny: Quit being so mean. Thanks for writing in lorelalokis! happygirl24 from ff .net asks:
for shinji when will admit that you are falling for nnoitra?
Shinji: Never cos I ain't!
For shinji (again) will you ever get over the fact that ichigo is in love
with grimm and not you? and the ichigo will only see you as a friend?
Shinji: *blushes* I just want Ichi to be happy so if all I ever am to him is a friend so be it.
Penny: AW~~!
for ichigo and grimmjow beside having the kittens as you babies(you two do
realize that the three kittens ARE you children LOL) will you ever try to
adopt a child to have a true family of you own?
Penny: *beep* Next question….
and for nnoitra are you falling for shinji if so tell us why?
Nnoitra: I just wanna fuck 'im. *grin*
Penny: Next up is AkitoSin *waves* from ff .net who asks:
*looks excitedly from boy to boy*
my God your all soo hott!
okay now down to the nitty gritty
1. Shinji, sorry hun but I gotta ask, how many time Have you called on
Yumichika, and Ikaku's for there *clears throat* services?
Shinji: *gulps and looks at Ichigo* Who told you about that?
Penny: Just answer the question. I wanna know too!
Shinji: You would.
Penny: *O.o* Duh?
Shinji: I don't remember how many times….
2. Nnori and Grimmjow, have you ever fucked around together?
if yes *hopes to god its yes* details please?
Penny: Answered that already Duckie D
3. Ichigo sorry luv but I gotta know, if Shinji would have made his move
before you fell for Grimmjow, would you have sleep with him?
Ichgio: NO! Sorry Shin, but yer like my brother.
Nnoitra and Grimmjow: *laughter*
Penny: Shut up you two, that's mean! thanks for writing in AkitoSin! Next up is Shinigami240 also from ff .net.
Question time!
Grimm-sama: You do realize that when you're 100 years old (72 years later)
that Ichigo is only gonna be 91? haha, I mean you're both kinda ancient by
then but Grimm-sama, 100 is 3 digits! X3
Grimmjow: Fuck you.
Penny: Grimm!
Ichigo-chan: You're really lucky you're 19 you know! Grimm-sama coulda
molested you when you were 17 and he would've been 26! :O Isn't that a scary thought!?
Ichigo: Not really *says before he realizes he's said it and then groans*
Grimmjow: *Giant grin*
Penny: Thanks Hun! Next up is FlyinGShadoW1314 from y!gallery.
XDD These are really, really funni! I haz a question!
For Grimm and Ichi: What yer favorite sex position and kink?
Grimmjow: Ichigo likes it when we both sit up and go at it, but my favorite….
Ichigo: I can speak for myself you know.
Grimmjow: Fine. Tell them yer favorite position.
Ichigo: Uh, when… we're both sitting up….
Grimmjow: *rolls eyes* My favorite is when he's riding me and strokin' himself.
Penny: Demonstration time?
*silent stare*
Penny: *rolls eyes* No fun I tell ya. Next up is ssjnaomi.
1. We know that Ichigo has a sensitive spot but Ichigo have you discovered any sensitive/secret spots on Grimmjow? If so what are they? :evil:
Ichigo: Uh, heh, yeah. There this one place…
Grimmjow: Shut up!
Ichigo: Why? You embarrass me all the time! It's my turn.
Penny: He's right Grimm.
Ichigo: It's the only one I've found so far but on the left side of his.. You know… at the bottom. Well, he likes it when….
Grimmjow: You said enough.
Penny: Oh, no he hasn't
Ichigo: If I nibble on it a little and then suck *groans and blushes*
Penny: *giggle*
2. Shinji, don't you think it would be a good idea for Nnoitra to have dinner with you and your mom?
Shinji and Nnoitra: NO!
3. This question is for Grimmjow and Nnoitra; What is your favorite place to have sex with your ukes?
Grimmjow and Nnoitra: Anywhere *grin*
4. Do you have any fetishes? If so what kind? (for everyone to answer)
Grimmjow: Next!
Penny: Only I can say that.
5. *smirk* Ichigo can you wear this for the rest of the episode? *hands you a pair of cat ears* In case you are unwilling (which I'm sure you are) I'm sure Grimm will think you look more fuckable than you already are! ^^
Grimmjow: Heh, yeah Ichigo. Wear the cat ears.
Ichigo: No, you will attack me again in front of everyone.
Penny: *serious look* Put on the cat ears Ichi.
Ichigo: *puts on cat ears and crosses arms over chest and looks away from everyone*
Nnoitra: Ha!
To Penny: Thanks for this opportunity to ask our beloved SBB cast some questions *bows*
Penny: No porb Duckie!!
Well hello Mistress *smiles*
Penny: Howdy 0Strawberryboy0 from ff .net!
here are mai lil' questions
smexy Grimmjow, Whats the cutest thing about Ichigo that you can't
resist?
Grimmjow: Well besides that fuckin' blush it's his overall innocence and then his sudden aggressiveness.
Penny: *nods* Yes, we all love those times.
Ichi, *smirks* this is a bit of an akward question, but if you could
would you marry Grimmjow?
Ichigo: Two men cant marry each other!
Penny: They can in some places.
Ichigo: *blinks* Really?
Penny: So is that a yes?
Ichigo: *turns red* I don't know.
tha's all, and, Penny, I absolutely LOVE SBB, greatest Fanfic ever made *two
thumbs up* keep up the good werk!
Penny: Thanks! Next up is Riceball the Second from ff .net.
For the handsome Nnori-chan: if you could have sex with Shin-kun anywhere in
the world where would it be?
Nnoitra: Everywhere but definitely a few times in public.
Shinji: *stammers because he likes the idea*
For the sexy grimm-kitten: would you marry Ichi-kun? And do you have any
problem with the other gangs finding out you're gay?
Grimmjow: I have no problem with anyone finding out I'm gay. Everyone already knows anyway.
Penny: And,….
Grimmjow: I think it might be a bit early to be talkin' marriage….
For blondie Shin-kun: When does Nnori-chan get to do the kinky things
Yumichika and Ikkaku did to you? I'm sure he'd love to see you squirm, I know I would...*drools*
Shinji: Never damn it!
Penny: Aw, Shin-chan don't be so quick to say things. Maybe Nnoi's better at it than Yumi.
Shinji: *groans because that would be SO cool*
For the strawberry bad boy himself: When're you gonna let Shin-chan and
Grimm-kitten put you in girl clothes?
Ichigo: *whines and looks at Penny*
Penny: *grins* Now we have bundamba from y!gallery.
ohh ohh me next *waves hand wildly*
To both Shinji & Ichigo I wanted to ask, we all know you like your job, but do you have a favourite dance/ scene/ or outfit that you like to do in particular?
Shinji: I like it all. I spend a lot of time perfecting my outfits and routines and okaachan helps a lot too.
Ichigo: I just like it all. The thongs were weird at first, but they are easier to dance in and I get more money too.
Grimm, you agree that Ichi is kinda vanilla, is there anything that you wanted to do to him specifically to nudge him over that line?
Grimmjow: Lots of things but I ain't gonna spoil the fun fer the Strawberry.
Ichigo: *scowls*
And I'm just curious Shinji do you remeber any of the 347 people's names that you've slept with?
Ichigo: Ha! They believed that?
Shinji: It is kinda an inside joke, Ichi. But really I've only been with about twenty or so people. And no, I don't remember everyone's names.
Ichigo: Twenty is a lot Shin. Yer only nineteen.
Shinji: Yeah, so?
Penny: Next up is Sorry for the anon from ff .net.
1. for grimmjow: what if, one day, you and chi fucking and you notice that
ichi's tattoo was gone? would you be sad? angry? depressed?
Grimmjow: Fuck yeah I'd be upset.
Ichigo: I would too. That tattoo means a lot to me.
Penny: Aw, Ichi.
2. for grimmjow again, BUT PENNY, PLEASE PLUG ICHI'S EARS FOR THIS? AND LET HIM ANSWER?
Penny: *jumps on Ichigo and covers his ears*
you know that time when you said 'i love you' into the pillow?
that was really nice and all, but i think you're not a man for not being able
to say it. YOU WIMP. FACE IT. so what are your own reasons why you cant say so
to ichi?
Grimmjow: Who are you calling not a man?!
Penny: Calm down. Just tell Ichi you love him and we can move on.
3. for ichigo: you know, at the start, you remember grimm kicked you in the
stomach, and you got a bruise. but grimm only saw it later when it was black
and blue, what was his expression? was it...a little bit of
guilt/shame/concern? br brr brr?
Ichigo: I'm not sure. It was kinda dark and I was… distracted….
4. for shinji: so, are you totally scared of nnoi now that he's strangled
you? do you think you would get back at him?
Shinji: I'm not scared of him! But maybe now he'll leave me alone.
5. for renji: how's the tattoo doing? :D
Penny: *LMAO* I won't bring him in here for that because we all know you'd just get cussed out, but good one!
6. for nnoitra: so commando is your style. well, then, what if someone on the
street says you need to take off your pants or else he/she will spray you with
/pepper spray/? take it off? aww, i know you're lying.
Nnoitra: I'd take them off. I like my cock. I ain't afraid ta show it off.
Grimmjow: He really isn't lying. When we lived with Szayel and his dad he used to walk around naked all the time until the old man told him he would cut it off and make us all watch him dissect it.
Everyone: *shudders*
7. for ichigo: hey, yesterday, i was in the mall and i saw someone who
looked exactly like you, only with pale skin and silver hair. i also noticed
his eyes were super cool (not to mention he had a teal tongue). i asked him
and he says his name is hichigo. i mean, is that your name with a 'h' in front
of it? is this person related to you?
Ichigo: *confused* No?…..
8. for shuuhei&renji: so you guys are like the tat brothers. what got you
guys so into it/them?
Penny: I'm sorry, Renji is missing at the moment and Shuuhei is resting from a current infection in his lung. But aren't tattoos cool? Now is caseofnuts from y!gallery.
its me again
1. ichigo will you let grimmjow strip on stage with ya, and let him fuck you in a high-end night that cost shit loads of money to get in?
Grimmjow: I won't dance with him but I'll fuck him just about anywhere :D
2. same goes for shinji.
Shinji: No to all of it *crosses arms defiantly*
3. strawberry-chan what dress would you like to see grimmjow in?
Ichigo: I don't want to see Grimmjow in a dress. That would be too weird.
4. shinji if you can have nnoit-kun as a slave for 24 hours what will you make him do?
Shinji: *evil grin* Don't wanna ruin the surprise if it ever happens *says in sickly sweet voice*
Nnoitra: Fuck, that just reminded me of Szayel *shivers*
5. fluffy-sama what are you gonna do if one of your bosses want to meet your distraction.
Grimmjow: Aizen has already asked Ichigo and I to tea…. I'm not looking forward to it really…
Ichigo: When did your boss ask us to tea?
Grimmjow: While I was in the hospital. He sent me an email.
Penny: Next up is lily-uzumaki23 from ff .net
hi! *waves frantically* now i have a few more couple of questions and the
first one is for you, actually!
- will you write more grimmberry stand-alones, like one-shots? what about
long fics?
Penny: Not sure yet. I wanna finish what I've started first.
for grimmkitty:
- boxers or briefs? color?
Grimmjow: *opens mouth but Ichigo cuts him off*
Ichigo: He likes boxers but I'm trying to get him into jockeys and briefs. Boxers are weird.
Grimmjow: They are not. You just can't wear boxers because yer pants are too tight.
- what age were you when you lost your...ahem...virginity? Lolz
Penny: Who? Grimm? Nah, all of you answer! *giggle* I wanna know :D
Grimmjow: I was almost sixteen.
Ichigo: Just over sixteen.
Shinji: Fourteen.
Nnoitra: Shit I was…. Fifteen? Maybe younger.
Penny: Wow! You guys were so young!
Shinji: Well how old were you?
Penny: This isn't about me… next question…
- i was wondering whether you'd pick up after yourself if you didn't have a
maid. are you a neat freak like ichi?
Grimmjow: I have a maid for a reason.
for ichi:
- i'm sorry your girl dumped you after you did her. were you in love with
this girl though? why'd she dump you?
Ichigo: No I wasn't in love with her. I wasn't even sure I liked her all that much. I just… it's all Shinji's fault!
Shinji: How the hell is it my fault.
Ichigo: *mimics Shinji's voice poorly* Oh Ichi, you can't imagine what an orgasm is like! It's way different when it's from someone else. Do it Ichi. Do it.
Penny: Oh my god, you peer pressured Ichi in to having sex with a girl?!?
Shinji: No! I was just excited and wanted him to feel that way too!
Penny: Bad shin-chan. Bad!
- if you could have grimmkitty as a slave for the day you'd get him to do
your homework...SERIOUSLY? you're not kidding about this??
Ichigo: I don't know. I'm not a pervert like everyone else. I don't constantly have sex on my mind.
Penny: Next is from scissorhands1990
for my Nnoi- would u wear a little color for blondie?
Nnoitra: I don't have much color in my wardrobe fer a reason. If yer runnin' the slums in bright fuckin' expensive clothes yer askin' ta get yer ass beat or shot or stabbed. I ain't fuckin' that stupid.
Penny: Alright, that's all the time we have for today. Keep sending in those questions and thank you to all those that already have! See ya next time on:
Everyone: *Nnoitra, Shinji, Grimmjow, and Ichigo unenthusiastic* The Strawberry Bad Boy Q&A Show!!
Penny: *whisper* I promised good things to them to get them to do that. *giggle* BYE!!
*End Transmission*
A/N Thanks for sending in yer questions! Keep 'em coming!
