Episode Five
Penny: Hi everyone! So sorry about the lateness of this episode but I intend to make up for it with an extension of time today! So, let us begin: Boogermeister from ff .net asks:
Fine this time I have a question. You think that Szayel might flirt with
Ichigo after seeing him? I bet Grimm would be jealous or angry, don't you
think?
Penny: Is this questions for me or the man himself?
Szayel: I'd be happy to speak for myself Mistress.
Penny: *giggle* … *ahem* Oh yeah, Szayel is here today and will be available for questions from now on :D
Szayel: *cocks eyebrow* I wouldn't have had to see him to know that he would be fuckable. Grimm doesn't play with ugly boys.
Penny: Uh, she asked if you would flirt with him. Not if you'd fuck him.
Szayel: One usually leads into the other.
Penny: Why did that make me shiver and feel kinda dirty? Next up we have Black Storm Van Pendragon back from ff .net.
*waves* Hey again boys! Aw, don't give me that disdainful look Grimmjow, I'm only saying it's fair to let Ichi 'poke' you fer all he did for ya, and yer
know that's true, right?
Grimmjow: *narrows eyes*
*quickly holds up Leiko as a shield just in case he attempts to throw random objects her way* Ok, ok, ok *ahem*...Ichi~ how long to you plan to continue working in the club? Until you graduate and become a doctor?
Ichigo: Huh, you know, I never really thought about it.
Penny: You sure don't think things through Ichi.
Ichigo: Well I… *sigh* I don't know. It's going to be hard to give up I think. I have so much fun up there while I'm dancing and it's such a rush to know that everyone is looking at you and only you at that moment.
Penny: I think you might have a bit of a complex there Ichi.
Ichigo: Shut up!
Would you give Ichigo a tour to your office Grimmjow? I'm sure it'll be an
interesting experience for Ichi~ not just the "getting to know you" part
*waggles eyebrows suggestively*
Grimmjow: Heh. Okay, I like you after all. Here that Ichigo? Yer cummin' to my office.
Penny: *rolls eyes* Lame, Grimmjow. Just lame.
Grimmjow: Fuck you
Penny: Thanks Storm! Next up we have uchihababe-chan from ff .net.
I hope you will take my question! Anyway Hi ya! OK!
1. Ichigo-kun, what would you do if Grimmjow showed up at your school one day? Oh and don't worry Ichi! I don't think your gay!(*laughs inside head* he is so gay!~)
Ichigo: It would depend on what he did once he showed up. And ha ha, you're so funny. *crosses arms*
2. Loser (Grimmjow), how could someone like you get someone as lovely and graceful as Ichigo? (X3 and to think I have a huge crush on tsk.)
Grimmjow: How can someone like you be able to ask questions?
Penny: Grimmjow….
Grimmjow: She called me a loser!
Penny: *sigh* True.
3. Shinji-san, if you had met Nnoitra someother waywould you have dated him?
Shinji: No.
and last
4. Annoying dude that cusses alot (Nnoitra), You love Shinji... But
how MUCH do you love shinji? *pokes him* huh? I'm sure we all want to know!~
Nnoitra: Annoying dude? *looks at Penny* Is this chick fer real?
Penny: *shrugs*
Thanks!
uchihababe-chan is out suckerz!~
Penny: Next we have shortly12 back for more.
oh yay another one 3 and i just thought of a question
(why do i feel so D: when typing it out)
for grimmjow::
Do you really feel that you're old? I mean 28 isn't really remotely close to old if you think about it. After several more decades you can say you're old, but atm you aren't. There is also the saying you're only as old as you feel. Also as far as i'm concerned you are hotter then hell x3
Penny: She's right Grimm. I mean, I'm twenty seven and I'm not old. *narrows eyes* Are you sayin' I'm old?
Grimmjow: N-no.
Penny: *o.O* dragonmaiden50 writes:
Yay! More questions um........
Hott Ichigo: what would you say to incorporating sex toys, and if so what kind?
Ichigo: I don't know! *blushes and pouts at all the sex questions*
Penny: Aw, Ichi. It's nothin' to be shy about. Sex toys can really….
Ichigo: It's okay! I don't wanna know.
Penny: Prude.
Badass Nnoitra: Why don't you have a place of your own to live? It feels like all you do is jump from place to place. If your staying in town long term you should get an apartment. Preferably next to Shinji's.
Shinji: Oh no! He's not livin' next ta me.
Nnoitra: Don't really know how long I'll be in town though. As soon as this shit with Grimm is over I'm out of a job.
Shinji: Good. Hopefully it's done with quickly then.
Penny: Yer so mean Shin-chan. Do you need some nice big cock to make ya feel better? *says in sweet sing song voice*
Nnoitra: Ha!
God-of-Smex Grimmjow: Who is Shawlong to you? It seems like we've gone over everbody's pasts but his, and you seem to trust him alot.
Grimmjow: Shawlong used to work for the Granz family.
Szayel: He was a bodyguard from my older brother until he died in an unfortunate accident.
Grimmjow: …. Yeah, so the old man kinda gave him to me. And I trust him because he's been there when I needed him without being asked for over ten years. He's loyal and it pays to have people like that around you. Especially in this business.
Penny: *nods* Next is from Katrina Tora
To everyone: Does it bother you that possibly hundreds of rabbid
fangirls/guys know about your sex life? *innocent smile* :3
Nnoitra: Seems a bit wrong to have a bunch of women fantasizing about us doin' it, but whatever.
Shinji: I kinda like it.
Ichigo: You would.
Shinji: *grin*
Grimmjow: As long as I don't have a bunch of 'em hanging out by my house or my work and disturbing me.
Penny: You so want that. Yer ego would be so huge if that were to happen.
Ichigo: Do you really think it should get any bigger?
Grimmjow: *smacks the back of Ichigo's head*
Everyone: *snicker*
Ichigo could you wear some ear plugs so I can ask Grimmy a question, please?
:) *hands over earplugs* Thank you! *smiles mischeviously at Grimmjow* In relation to a question from the last episode; Grimmjow you should confess your love to Ichigo straight up! Imagine how adorable he would look after you tell him that! Blushing and such... *beckons to the darkside*
Grimmjow: *sigh, then thick silence*
Penny: I don't think he's gonna crack on that one today.
A question for Ichigo! *takes away Ichigo's ear plugs* Would you let Grimmjow tie you up and use toys? X3
Ichigo: Hell no. I have no interest in being tied up thanks.
Well, that's all...omigawd wait! Question for the almighty wonderius Penny!
What did you promise the boys so they would say what you wanted? :O Thank you very muchly! *free basket of goodies*
Penny: *grin* I can't tell ya yet :D Thanks for askin' though. Next up is Cat Streaked By Rain from ff .net.
Okay~ Nnoitra: Have you ever considered sneaking into Shinji's house and
catching him unawares as he sleeps? Just a suggestion! .
Nnoitra: Heh.
Shinji: That's not funny!
Shinji: What's it like to be a manager? More responcibilty but checking out
the fresh meat for new dancers has to be fun...
Shinji: I love it. I've basically been like a manager fer a while now though. Helpin' out Z all the time he just sort gave me the job he had been planning' ta hire someone for. I think he might have just been too lazy to interview people though.
Grimmjow: We all know you're a soft at heart even though you act all tough so man up and have a mushy heart to heart with Ichigo. Yes, I know. You don't need that shit but I disagree.
Penny: Wow, he's still poutin' from the last question. *giggle*
Ichigo: When is the family going to meet Grimmjow? I can't wait for Isshin's greeting... D
Ichigo: *groans* That's one of the things I'm not looking forward to.
Penny: Thanks Hun. Next up is bloomer19 who writes in:
Ohayou Gozaimasu!! How is everybody? I must say this idea is pure genius... hehe ... onto the questions...
1. Grimmjow how can you not like the nickname 'grimmkitty'??... i mean Ichigo you should definitely consider calling him that since he always goes around calling you strawberry xD ...
Penny: Ya aren't gonna just sit there and pout all day are ya?
Ichigo: If I call him Grimmkitty things will get bad.
Grimmjow: Damn fuckin' right things will get bad.
Ichigo: Besides, I like his whole name just fine even if it is weird.
Penny: Aw~!
2. This one is for everybody ... If you were stuck on an island with one
other person who would it be, why and what would you do?? XD *thinks back to prior response in reference of jamaican beach...drools*
Grimmjow: I'm supposed to say Ichigo and then say that's we'd fuck all day and night right?
Penny: Good lord yer grumpy today. Ichi, go make him feel better.
Ichigo: *blushes*
Grimmjow: *grin* You heard the woman. I saw a closet back there. *grabs Ichi's hand and drags him off*
Penny: Uh… heh, they took me seriously…. So, okay, you guys answer.
Nnoitra: I'd pick someone who knew the fuck how ta get off the island.
Shinji: Ichi, cos I know he'd be good company and we'd survive for at least a while.
Penny: Oh my God, do you really think they're doin' it?
Szayel: Judging by that moan we just heard I'd say yes.
Penny: *giggle* Oh my God. Shit, the next question is for them. Should we just wait or skip it.
*loud moan and bang from closet*
Penny: *covers mouth with hand*
Szayel: Perhaps we should record it and use it later against them in order to get answers to questions they don't want to ask.
Penny: *blinks* That's evil. Where's my video camera?
*Unscheduled commercial while we wait for man sex to finish*
Penny: Oh, it's about fuckin' time! I almost sent everyone home.
Ichigo: *blushes and refuses to look at anyone.*
Grimmjow: *giant grin* So you were askin' questions?
Penny: *cocks eyebrow and lifts sheet of paper*
3. Grimmjow and Ichigo ... Have you ever considered using some good chocolate syrup and wipped cream in the 'bedroom'?? *foalts off on a tangent* now that would be something to write about my dear penny, God of SBB! *tries bribing with freshly baked chocolate chip cookies* puhlease?!?! *puppy dog face*
Penny: Oh geez, don't get them started again.
Shinji: *whispers* I can't believe you did that Ichi.
Ichigo: *continues to blush and whispers back* Me either.
Penny: Next we have Eriisu-April from ff .net.
First, wanted to say you all ROCK! Keep making cool stuff, Penny! And boys, just keep makin' out. It's all good. Now, to my questions:
Hi, Shinji! *waves*: 1~ Just why the hell are you so scared of girls with big
knockers? If it's already come up or you're too traumatized to say, I
apologize.
Shinji: Because a big breasted woman shot and killed my dad.
Penny: Aw, Shin-chan. Ya didn't hafta answer.
Shinji: *shrugs* Whatever.
2~ Have you ever thought of using a business suit night or
something at the club? 'Tis the sexiest fantasy candy ever *holds up picture
of Grimmjow in business suit as evidence*. Plus, it might make it up to all of those that don't want to cross-dress *stares pointedly at Ichigo* and your
partners would enjoy it greatly, I'm sure.
Shinji: Actually yes. We did that a while back. Before all this drama happened.
To Noi: 3~ I know you have a fork phobia and all, but do you think you'd ever let Shin feed you something? (whether out of necessity or trust? I mean Shin *air quotes* "Hates" you, but he wouldn't try to hurt cha. ...If you didn't like it.)
Shinji: What's with the air quotes?
Nnoitra: Ya don't need a fork to feed someone with. And maybe. *grins*
To Ichi and Shin: 4~ Since Noinoi and our dear Grimm were asked, I was
wondering what you would want your respective partner to dress up as?
Ichigo: I don't want Grimmjow to dress up. He looks just fine in his regular clothes.
Penny: Yer so simple minded sometimes Ichi.
Ichigo: *scowls*
Shinji: Cheerleader. Then I'd dump him in the middle of Harajuku.
To our Dear Grimm: 5~ Y'know, you might just like Ichi on top. Same for you, Noi.
Nnoitra: I never said I was against it. Never said I wanted it but still…
Grimmjow: it's my ass, I'll decide if anything ever goes in it thanks.
6~ Happy dance? Really? Over what, pray tell?
Grimmjow: Lot's of things.
Ichigo: Why haven't I seen any of these dances?
Grimmjow: Because you don't need to.
Penny: Aw, Grimm. There's no need to be shy. Show us a dance.
Nnoitra: Yeah Grimm. Dance fer us.
Grimmjow: Fuck you.
7~ I was wondering how much French you know, (living with Sayel 'n'' all before) and if you could, would you pretty please say something sexy to Ichigo? *blushes*
Grimmjow: I know enough. *grins and turns to Ichigo, licking his lips and then smiling* Il n'y a qu'un bonheur dans la vie, c'est d'amier et d'etre aimé.
Ichigo: *blushes and bites lip*
Penny: *shiny eyes* Aw~~~! So what did you say?
Grimmjow: There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
Penny: AW~~~~!
8~ And Shinji, I know you can, so would you say something sexy-sounding to Noi in German for me? He probably wouldn't get it anyway. :D
Shinji: Tch. Affen bleiben Affen, wenn man sie auch in Sammet kleidet.
Penny: And that means?
Shinji: *grins* Apes are still apes, though you clothe them in velvet.
Penny: Ha! *giggle* Sorry Nnoi. Next up is ssjnaomi from y!gallery.
First off, thanks Penny for using my questions in the other episode.
Penny: No prob Duckie!
For Nnoitra - Awww I saw the last chapter and what you did to Shinji. It seemed like you need a hug......Shinji give Nnoi a hug! ^O^
Shinji: He strangled me and you want me to hug him?
For Grimm - I'm on your side when it comes to who is seme Grimm! I just wanted to know if you could lick any food off of your delicious Strawberry what would it be and why?
Grimmjow: *leers*
Ichigo: Quit givin' him weird ideas!
For Ichi - This isn't a question but I hope you become a doctor one day! ^^ I think you'll look cute in doctors' clothes!
Ichigo: Uh, thanks….
For Shinji - When did you realize you liked males?
Shinji: *shrugs* Probably like age eight or nine when I got my first crush and it happened to be on our sensei.
Ichigo: Oh yeah, Mr. Morioka…. He looked like a woman though.
Grimmjow, Nnoitra, Shinji and Penny: *cocks eyebrows at Ichigo*
Ichigo: What?
Penny: Nothin'. ya just had a funny look in yer eye's all…. *suspicious look* By the way. Anyone that hasn't checked out the character meme's I have up. I think we might have figured out Ichi's first crush.
Ichigo: Shut up!
For Everyone - What are your favorite sex toys to use or be used on you?
Penny: I can answer that! Grimmjow and Ichio don't care for toys. Nnoi doesn't care. Shinji like to keep his a secret (I'll tells ya in the story) and Szayel…. *shivers* next up is Eaurl from ff .net.
FIRST UP!~ PENNY-CHAN, YOU ROCK!!~ *hug* :3
Penny: Why thank you!
And then, I got few questions too~
Shin-chan & Ichi: What has been your best moment together?
Ichigo and Shinji: *giggle*
Penny: Oh now you have to tell us!
Shinji: We really can't say. Legally bound to secrecy.
Penny: *frowns in irritation* I don't believe you.
then for super hot Grimm-Grimm: How would you react if Ichi would be wearing nothing but a really short pink dress? (just had to ask!)
Grimmjow: I'd rip it off with my teeth. *grin*
the last one for Shin-chan: Answer honestly! Do you like havin' sex with Nnoi? ;D
Shinji: I… n-no…
Penny: Liar. Next up we have Shinigami240 from ff .net.
I LOVE YOU NNOITRA-SAMA, but I know Shinji-chan is the one for you :3
Nnoitra: So make 'im take his clothes off then. *grin*
Penny: Hehe, yeah. I second that one.
Shinji: Yer both perverts!
Penny and Nnoitra: *grin*
Ichigo-chan: If you could dye Grimmjow-kit in any color of your choice, what color would you choose? (I'm personally looking into 1/2 yellow and 1/2 black (Grimm can be a bumblebee!))
Ichigo: Uh, I like Grimmjow the color he is….
Nnoitra-sama: Since you're so skinny and weak-ish looking, have you ever been bullied? This is NOT meant to offend, it's just that you don't seem like
very...nevermind...haha *weakly* -runs away-
Nnoitra: Weakish looking. That's it. I'm good at huntin' people down you little….
Penny: Nnoi! Do not threaten the fans!
Nnoitra: But she called me weak!
Penny: Yer not weak. Yer a strong sexy man. The strongest!
Grimmjow: *scoffs*
Penny: *elbows Grimmjow and whispers* Shut up or he'll stay mad and I'll make sure he goes home with you.
Nnoitra: Yeah. I am! I'm the strongest man alive. *happy and easily placated grin*
Penny: *rolls eyes* Okay, well that is literally all the questions I had in stock so be sure to send more in! thanks for tuning in and we'll see ya next time on the Strawberry Bad Boy Q&A Show!
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