Episode Seven
Penny: Hiya! Welcome back. I hope you enjoy today's show because it's live from my bedroom!
Shinji: I love the decorating in here! It's like gothic meets Indian.
Penny: Thanks Shin-chan! *hug* I'm just happy to share my bed with five fuckin' sexy men :D
Nnoitra: Yeah, yeah. Get on with it woman.
Penny: Nnoi called me woman in my bed *giggle* *ahem* First up for today up is Eriisu-April from ff .net.
1~ Hey, Ichigo, what was your ex-girlfriend's name?
Ichigo: Uh….
Penny: Oh my God, you dated her and you don't remember her name?
Ichigo: It was a long time ago!
Penny: But she was yer first!
Ichigo: I think it was….
Shinji: Rukia. Ya know, short, black hair, shaped like a twelve year old boy. *grin* No wonder ya liked her Ichi.
Penny: *snort*
Ichigo: Fuck you.
to everyone: 2~ If you could do any kind of job, what would it be? And don't say "one that pays/pays well"!
Nnoitra: Detective!
Everyone: *blank stare*
Nnoitra: What? That would be fuckin' cool.
Penny: Ah, Nnoi. You just rose up on the cuteness chart.
Nnoitra: Tch.
Shinji: I wanna start a host club one of these days. Actually I wanted to work in one but I was too young and then I got hired on at the club and well… the rest is kinda history.
Ichigo: I'm not really sure. I mean, yeah I wanna be a doctor, but I haven't even decided what kind of doctor yet….
Penny: You should really get on that Ichi.
Grimmjow: Yeah, only what, a couple more years before you actually start working in the hospital?
Ichigo: I'll make up my mind.
Grimmjow: I'd love to do something where I can… ya know…
Penny: *leans forward expectantly* No Grimm, we don't know.
Grimmjow: I hate you.
Penny: And yer sexy when you pout. Answer the question.
Grimmjow: Animal sanctuary. *mumbles*
Penny: Aw~~! Szayel?
Szayel: I'm basically doing my dream job already.
Penny: And that is?
Szayel: *puts a long finger to his lips and smirks* A secret.
Penny: *pout*
3~ Swords; masks... Ever use them? (aside from Ichigo-kun's, of course :D)
Shinji, Ichigo, Nnoitra, Grimmjow: *shakes head*
Szayel: Father insisted I be trained in sword fighting but I've never used on in self defense.
4~ What do you guys (including Penny) think about having so many fans?
Penny: Fuckin' insane! But in a good way :D
Grimmjow: … interesting….
Ichigo: *shrugs and blushes*
Shinji: I personally think it would be even more interesting if we had more male fans but….
Nnoitra: Whatever.
Szayel: I don't believe I have much of a fan base in this story yet. I only came in a chapter ago.
Penny: Yes, but you already have questions! That's more than some of the characters from SBB :D
What about the SBB fan art, or your fan art in general?
Grimmjow: Kinda creepy. I mean, how do these chicks know what I look like naked?
Ichigo: I agree. Are there camera's in your room Grimmjow?
Penny: *whistles tunelessly*
Shinji: I wanna see more!!
Nnoitra: Yeah, where's the one's with me and Blondie?
Shinji: *scowl*
5~ Shinji, if I wore a sweater so you can't see my (*ehem* D) boobs, could I
give you a hug?
Shinji: Aw, sweetie you can give me a hug. Just don't rub them against me…..
Penny: Ha! *ahem* Sorry.
6~ Nnoitra-sama, since you obviously don't mind public nudity (based on some previous answers), would you/have you ever flashed someone?
Nnoitra: Yes. *grin*
Grimmjow: He streaked in Harajuku once but that was only because Szayel was getting kinda attacked and we needed to leave.
Penny: Aw, Nnoi that's kinda sweet.
Nnoitra: Che, I got to take my clothes off and show off my dick. All good as far as I'm concerned.
7~ and where would you like to go naked in public? (just for fun, guys, if you all feel like answering *hinthintpennyblackmailhint* that's fine with me XD)
Ichigo: The club is as far into the public as I will go and I don't even get naked there.
Grimmjow: Don't worry. I'll get ya naked in public one of these days.
Nnnoitra: *shrugs* Anywhere.
Shinji: I had a dream once I was naked in Shibuya….
Szayel: I would only be nude in public if it were tasteful.
Penny: Alright, next up is Greekbread from y!gallery.
I have some questions! One for everybody! First is for Ichigo, do you have plans on getting anymore tattoos and if so of what and where?
Ichigo: I never wanted to get one in the first place and I can't see myself getting anymore. This one… *blushes* Thins one is enough.
Penny: *giggle*
Second is for Shinji, Why did you never tell Ichigo about your feelings for him?
Shinji: I didn't want to lose him as a friend and up until now he was straight. Or so we thought. *looks at Ichigo out of the corer of his eye*
Ichigo: Shut up.
Third is for GrimmKitty (hehe I love that nickname! Sorry Grimm!) Are you going to continue to take care of Ichigo's sisters medical bills?
Grimmjow: If she still has some….
Ichigo: No way! You can't give me any more money. She should be done….
Grimmjow: Don't be fuckin' stupid. If you need money to help her with that shit, I'll do it.
Ichigo: No, damn it! I can pay for it myself!
Grimmjow: Shut up! It's not like I'd make you pay me back or anything.
Ichigo: But I'd be in debt to you and….
Grimmjow: Then you can work it off somehow.
Ichigo: I'm not sleeping….
Grimmjow: Of for fuck's sake! You can work at the office or something!
Penny: *looks between the two* As much as I like a good lovers spat, can we move forward now?
Grimmjow and Ichigo: *pouting*
Fourth is for Nnoitra, have you ever covered your injured eye in any cool or sexy manners? And if so what?
Nnoitra: What, the bandana isn't sexy?
And last but certainly not least Szayel, what, besides torturing Grimm and Nnoi, do you plan on doing while you are in town? Or should I be asking who?
Szayel: I have no immediate plans. *looks slyly at everyone*
Penny: Now we have sjnaomi!
*giggle* I love this show!
Penny chan what gave you the idea to write SBB?
Penny: Actually it started out as a oneshot request for a fan and it sort of snowballed form there. But the idea behind the oneshot came from this picture I saw online of Ichigo stripping and well…. :D
Grimmy you should surprise Ichi at work again! Seeing you two in the alley making hot passionate rough love was just to die for! :love: Or take him in your office! You know it would be hot :drool:
Grimmjow: Heh, that would be hot. *looks at Ichigo with a leer*
Szayel since you werent in the episode where we talked about this: How old were you when you first did the dirty? And were you seme or uke? I can imagine you as either personally! :happyhappy:
Szayel: I was twelve my first time and I was of course the uke. But I have been both many. Many times.
Penny: Twelve!??!?!?!
Szayel: Yes, twelve. *cocks eyebrow* I admit it is a bit young, but….
Penny: …. But?
Szayel: I wouldn't take no for an answer back then.
Penny: Oh! I don't know whether to laugh or be really freaked out…. Next up is caseofnuts:
Everyone elses size (penis)
Ichigo: I don't know how big my penis is!
Grimmjow and Shinji: Really?
Shinji: Mine's about seven I think.
Grimmjow: Tad over eight and a half.
Szayel: Eight exactly.
grimmjow will you and ichigo join the high mile club.
i know skidiving is a rush and ichigo can jump by himself,*blushes* we you fuck ichigo after jumping out of a plane.
Grimmjow: Maybe *smirks*
Penny: Hee *grin* Now we have shortly12:
im so sleepy but.. uhh i randomly came up with
for you ichigo my question is what do you do with all the money you make from your job? My assumption is most of if not all of the living expenses are paid by Grimmjow and i think i remember your school was being paid for by your father.. so then you working gives you random money to put somewhere.
Ichigo: Well most of it is actually in a savings account. I figure if after everything is paid for Yuzu and all it can just sit and collect interest for emergencies or if she ever needs to… ya know if she… gets sick again.
Penny: Aw, Ichi that is the sweetest thing ever. *gives Ichigo a big hug*
Also for uh.. for everybody i want to know what your favorite beverage is. :d
--mine is Milk :3
Ichigo: Water.
Grimmjow: Cognac.
Nnoitra: Vodka or tequila. No chasers. Chasers are for pussies.
Szayel: A nice merlot.
Shinji: Anything! *giggle*
Ichigo: *rolls eyes*
Penny: yaoi-lover13 writes:
Nnoi: You've been called many things, Idiot, Stupid, Creepy Shit, even stuff
in German. What's the worst thing you've ever been called, in your opinion?
Nnoitra: Weak.
Ichi: Why'd you get the 6 tattoed backward, as a mirror image to Grimm's
instead of exactly the same, but smaller? I'd imagine you'd get a lot of
comments about it being 'done wrong'...
Ichigo: Well… it's kinda like….
Penny: It's supposed to represent the submissive aspect of their relationship. Basically like how Ichigo belongs to Grimmjow and that is seen by the flipping of the original as well as the size. :D
Shinji: Are there ANY topics that are too embarrassing to talk about with your
Okaachan? Jeez, she's almost like a really insightful confessional... Even
telling you to let Nnoi fuck you...
Shinji: Not really. I tell okaachan everything. Even the stuff I don't tell Ichi.
Penny: That's… weird Shin-chan. Now is ElluBunny from ff .net.
Shinji : Why the f*ck do you want to dress Ichigo like a drag? Maybe he'll
look horrifying? *no offence Ichigo* (thinks that this whole drag idea is
bad)
Shinji: Mainly because he doesn't want to.
Grimmjow : What do you prefer looks or personality?
Grimmjow: Both *grin*
Shinji and Nnoitra : Will it go further than sex? (Yes or no)
Shinji: No!
Penny: Boogermeister from ff .net writes:
To Nnoi and Szayel, have you ever walked into a room, and Grimmjow was
ass-naked? Cuz I drew something like that on Deviant Art, so I'm just curious.
Nnoitra: Plenty of times.
Szayel: Yes, Grimmjow has a bad habit of not shutting doors.
Penny: Next is from happygirl24 from ff .net.
my god nnoitra you have a big cock... but any ways my question is to ichigo
and grimm valentines day is coming up so i was wondering are you two coming to
do anything special for each other?
Penny: Unfortunately it's already spring in SBB world…
to shinji how the hell could you walk the next day after taking nnoitra like
that!?
Shinji: I actually have no idea.
Penny: And last but not least, Storm is back with more!
*smiles in a teasingly amusing manner* Oh Grimmjow~ now that it's the new year, how would you react if Ichigo presents you a cake with 29 candles (or rather a number 2 and 9 shaped candle together) on it?
Grimmjow: Shut up.
*plugs Ichigo's ears to an iPod and plays one of his fav musics whilst
preoccupying him with her IchiGrimm pic to keep him distracted* Grimmjow, I've been wondering recently. Since you knew Yuzu is the 'cause' that ties you two together in the first place -what makes you feel obligated to pay for her treatment (especially in such an early stage of your 'relationship')? And why didn't you tell Ichigo that you were the anonymous donor even as you two became official?
Grimmjow: I was only paying for her treatment to keep Ichigo around initially. And Ichigo would never approve of my paying all that money so I donated it. He never has to know.
Penny: Aw. That's kinda sweet. I think. Well that's all we have today. Keep sending in those questions! And thanks for tuning in to the show!!
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