Episode Eight

Grimmjow: Where the hell is everyone?

Szayel: Penny stood up and said, "Oh my God you have to see this game!" and ran off to the computer with Nnoi, Shinji and Ichigo following her. I believe she called it Poledance Hero or something like that.

Grimmjow: Did she forget the show was supposed to start?

Szayel: I would assume so by the amount of laughter coming from that direction.

Grimmjow: OI! The show!

Penny: *stops mid laugh* Oh yeah! *mad rush back to seat and grabs the list of questions.* Sorry 'bout that! Thanks for joining us today. We all ready to answer some questions?!

*silence*

Penny: *sigh* First up we have Greekbread from y!gallery.

Hi Penny! Thank you for having the boys answer my questions! I now have follow up questions!

Meany Nnoi didn't actually answer my question last time lol. Yes Nnoi you are damn sexy with the bandanna but what I meant was have you ever had something like a hat pulled down low or maybe you were dressed as a pirate for Halloween (just an example) and you wore an actual leather eye-patch.

Nnoitra: Nah, I just grabbed a bandana from some shop and shoved it on my head. I think I stole the first one…

Penny: So you are a thief.

Nnoitra: *shrugs* Just a bandana. But no, I ain't never worn a stupid eye patch and hats don't really… they ain't me.

Another follow-up question this time for Grimm, So Ichigo got a tattoo that essentially symbolizes his love for you. Do you want to get a tattoo that symbolizes your love for him? A strawberry perhaps? hinthint

Penny: Oh yes! Get a strawberry! Please? :D

Grimmjow: If I get one it's not gonna be a fuckin' strawberry.

Penny: Aw, Grimm yer gonna hurt Ichi's feelings.

Ichigo: No he's not. I wouldn't get a strawberry either.

This is a new question and I don't remember if this was asked or not (and you don't have to post it if it was) but Shinji and Ichigo what are your favorite outfits to wear when you are dancing, in detail please? Follow up question to that one, what is you favorite dance move? Again details please!

Ichigo: I like the pull away stuff but nothing beats slipping out of clothes that are too small for you.

Penny: I agree. That is total hotness *grin* But how do you move in that shit?

Ichigo: *shrugs* I guess I'm just used to it.

Shinji: My favorite move in the upside down leg grab on the pole. Drive the men nuts when I do that so I don't do it that often.

Penny: Heh, I like that one too!

Ichigo: I guess my favorite would have to be… *blushes* when I'm thrusting my hips at the crowd….

Penny: *giggle*

Thank you Mistress Penny and keep up the good work!

Penny: Thank you for writing in! Next we have sjnaomi.

*fangirl sigh* You guys are too cute for words!

Ok first up is for out kitty loving Grimmjow. I don't think your old Grimm but what would you like for Ichi to do for you for your next birthday? *hint hint*

Grimmjow: I already made plans for that.

Penny: And…?

Grimmjow: It's a surprise *grin*

This is for everyone. What kind of drunk are you and can you tell any interesting stories you may have of when you were drunk?

Ichigo: *opens mouth but gets cuts off by Shinji*

Shinji: Yer a clingy drunk, Ichi. And horny.

Grimmjow: How the fuck do you know that?

Shinji: Duh, best friends. Baka.

Ichigo: *mumbles* I'm not clingy.

Grimmjow: Oh yes you are. Clingy and horny and just slutty. I love it.

Ichigo: *blushes and pouts* Shinji's the slutty one.

Shinji: Yeah, and that's why I don't drink that much. Or at least why ya won't let me drink that much.

Szayel: Nnoi gets violent sometimes. Or sentimental.

Nnoitra: I do fuckin' not!

Szayel: You do so, it's just that you drink so much you don't remember in the morning. I personally don't indulge in alcoholic beverages enough to get drunk so I wouldn't know for myself.

Nnoitra: fuck. Hey Grimm, 'member that time we decided to go in the hot tub to get drunk and I thought ya died?

Grimmjow: Yeah, and you grabbed my head and pushed it underwater to make sure I was gone and I started moving and scared the shit out of you.

Ichigo: How is that funny?

Grimmjow: 'Cos when he finally realized what he was doin' and let me go I came up swingin' and knocked out one of his front teeth.

Nnoitra: *smiles and taps left top tooth* Fake.

Ichigo: Idiots.

Damn Nnoitra you have a big cock! What technique do you prefer from people (preferably Shinji) when it comes to blow jobs?

Nnoitra: Blondie ain't given me a blowjob yet but I'm really lookin' forward to it *grin*

Shinji: *claps hands together in mock enthusiasm* Why dontcha hold yer breath till it happens.

Hmmm this is for everyone but in case it has been answered in previous episodes then it is for Szayel! What turns you on the most?

Szayel: *opens mouth but gets cut off by Nnoitra*

Nnoitra: What doesn't turn this sick freak on?

Szayel: That's not very nice Nnoi. I could say mean things about you as well.

Nnoitra: *shuts mouth and crosses arms*

Penny: Next up is Katrina Tora.

Aw! So awesome!! Wow Penny, your room sounds cool! You lucky duck, having five sexy men in your room! XD I actually gave sone questions, please and thank you! :D Basically they're for everyone. X3

Just out if curiousity, what is your favourite song and why?

Grimmjow: Hotel California by the Eagles.

Ichigo: White Hall by Aqua Timez

Shinji: Anything Lady Gaga!

Penny: YES! *ahem*

Nnoitra: Zerstoren by Rammstein.

Szayel: Links 2 3 4 also by Rammstein.

Penny: Aw, you two like the same band.

Nnoitra: Szayel kinda introduced me to them….

Szayel: *smirk*

To everyone again: Most embarrassing moment during/before sex?

Ichigo: *blushes* Finding out the door was open… or having Nnoitra interrupt that one time.

Grimmjow: The time that the fucking condoms kept breaking and the guy took off.

Nnoitra: Ha!

Szayel: How on earth would something like that happen?

Grimmjow: That was YOU?!

Shinji: One time okaachan walked in on me and this guy I was with and giggled. Then she asked me if he was staying for dinner and I said no and then he made this weird sound… *giggle* and passed out. Cold.

Penny: Oh my God! That's like sad and funny and creepy all at the same time.

Nnoitra: I don't think anything like that has happened to me.

Szayel: Me either. Well getting the police called on me was a bit of a nuisance.

Penny: Oh God, I wanna know and I don't sooo bad.

You guys have such exotic hair colours!! :D This leads me to ask: Most
horrible bad hair day or hair cut?

Grimmjow: I shaved my head when I was twenty. Never again.

Nnoitra: Fuck I 'member that. Ya looked like a freak.

Shinji: Yer on ta talk.

Szayel: I do not leave the house unless I look my best.

Shinji: I got my first haircut a little over a year ago. Before then it was down ta my ass. It's kinda hard for hair to be bad that long unless it's like all tangled and shit. I'd just brush it and throw it in a braid. Pretty simple.

Penny: *drooling over picturing Shinji with a long blond braid*

Ichigo: My hair is always kinda bad, but I work it.

Thanks again! (P.S: Penny, it's getting closer and closer to 1000 reviews!! Are you super excited?! :D)

Penny: Thanks Duckie! (and yes!!) Next up is scissorhands1990.

great show!

my questions for nnoi and shin- would u guys not have liked to lay around
together after doing the business?

Shinji: Ya don't cuddle with someone ya fuck. Ya cuddle with a lover.

Nnoitra: Gotta agree there.

for nnoi- if shini let you would stay at his place while ur in town?

Nnoitra: *grin* Hell ya.

for shin- after nnoi leaves, wont u miss him? even a bit? (have a heart
shinji)

Shinji: No, I wouldn't miss him at all.

Penny: Liar. Alright, now we have AkitoSin from FFN.

Hello lady and gentlemen, first I'd like to applaud our brilliant mistress for
giving us this awesomeness that is SBB.

Penny: Why thank you Aki-chan :D

okey dokey the first question is for the wonderfully sexy Ichigo; does it bother you that Grimmjow hasn't told you he loves you, well that you heard anyway?

Ichigo: *shrugs uncomfortably* It's only been a couple days….

next is for the beautiful Shinji; be honest love, how hard did you get Nori dropped his pants and measured his cock in front of everyone?

Shinji: *blushes* I did not get hard from that!

Penny: I would have if I were a guy… did I say that out loud?

oh my im feeling quite naughty today *smiles evilly* ok this one is for who im sure will be my new favorite Szayel; first i think you need a nickname how about the pink perv. lol j/k ok, what's the dirtiest thing your into sexually?

Penny: We will be answering that soon :D thanks for writing is Duckie! Next up is vanity-issues from FFN.

ha I love nnoitra in this.
I have another question, pretty serious, Nnoitra have you ever loved someone? and be serious!

Nnoitra: No.

Penny: Aw. I feel kinda bad fer ya Nnoi.

Nnoitra: Why? Love is stupid and causes more problems than is solves.

Penny: Well…. Next up is Night of Red from FFN.

Yo,
I just wanted to tell Penny how awsome her story is! Um.. questions... OK!
and Nnoitra- Im a girl but i have been fighting all my life. Would
either of you ever fight me? just for fun.

Shinji: Okaachan told me never to hit girls.

Nnoitra: Maybe if I knew ya could actually put up a fight.

Penny: Nnoi, that's kinda mean.

Nnoitra: *shrugs* So?

2. Ichi- What is the most embarssing thing you have ever done?

Ichigo: The first time I stripped for a crowd I almost passed out. And the second I fell off stage.

3. Szayel- you're sorta creepy and also sexy. just thought i would say that.
here's the question. What is the best thing you have ever done? as in the most fun.

Szayel: I can't talk about the most exciting thing I've done, but I will tell you that I slept with fourteen American celebrities while I was abroad. That was certain a lot of fun!

Penny: Pfffttt.

4. Everyone- What is the biggest sexual group you have ever been a part of?

Nnoitra: Four.

Shinji: Uh… three.

Ichigo: One and that's as many as it's gonna ever be!

Grimmjow: *rolls eyes at Ichigo. Three.

Szayel: *opens mouth but Penny cuts him off*

Penny: Yer gonna say some ridiculous number like four hundred aren't you?

Szayel: Actually the largest number was four. Too many people in one room filling it with the sounds of love making will drown out the music.

Penny: O.o Next up is cullencrazay from DA.

M'kay, I got another question O8

This one's for Shawlong, if he can make it ^^ How do you like Ichigo? And do you think Grimmkitty's gone a little soft since he's shown up? (Don't get mad, Grimm, but I think since Ichigo's been around you've become lot more kyoo~oot)

Penny: Unfortunately Shawlong is on an assignment but I asked him before he left. He said that Ichigo seems to be a smart kid who makes the boss happy. If Grimmjow has gone soft the change in understandable but not an issue. Such a stiff dude…. Anyway, whoa that's it. Well then, I guess we can all go home and relax now. Not, lol. See ya later Duckies, and send more questions! I'm out! Thanks for tuning in the another great episode of the Strawberry Bad Boy Q&A Show!

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