Episode Twelve
Penny: Welcome back! We got a lot ta answer tonight so let's get on with it. First up is Zasik.
1. To the worlds best Nnoitra 3: when did you become gay?
Nnoitra: I've always been gay. Stickin' it ta cute little tight asses has always appealed to me.
Grimmjow: He has never said anything about women since I've known him, so I can vouch for that.
3. It all of you had to say one thing good about each other what would you
say? You hade to answre! Special YOU Shinji my love!
Shinji: We hafta say one thing good about everyone?
Penny: Yeah… just go with that *smile*
Shinji: *sigh* Ichi is probably the best friend anyone could ever have. He's stuck by me through everything and I mean everything. Grimmjow… makes Ichi happy right now so… yeah. Nnoitra… has pretty hair. And Szayel… *grin* gives good head.
Ichigo: WHAT?!
Grimmjow: Nnoi will always have my back no matter what. He's proven that a ton of times. Szayel has good points but… I think he likes to have others so more of his bad ones which can be funny. Blondie makes Ichigo laugh and I'm glad for that. And Ichigo… well he's Ichgio. 'Nuff said.
Penny: Aww!
Nnoitra: Like Grimm said, he's got my back I've got his. Blondie has a really tight ass and can move like ya can't believe. Szayel… *glares* He helped me back then so…. And Bitch Kitty… shit. I don't wanna say it.
Penny: Hafta!
Nnoitra: *groan* I haven't seen Grimm this happy in like… ferever.
Penny: Awww!
Nnoitra: Shuddap.
Szayel: Grimmjow has a strength I believe both Nnoitra and I lack. Nnoitra can turn just about any comment into something sexual, which can lead to awkward but rather hilarious situations. I'm not too sure about Shinji or Ichigo since I don't know them well but Shinji seems to be a free spirit, which is rather refreshing and I must agree with Nnoitra on the fact that Ichigo has made our friend very happy which in turn makes me happy.
Penny: Double awww.
4. Nnoitra, what is the cutest thing you have ever said to an other person?(
Szayel and the jow-man dose not count!)
Nnoitra: I don't say cute things.
Penny: Liar. Thanks for writing in! Next up we have MuffinzRBeast24.
First order of business...AWESOME! Okay then...moving onto the fact that lil miss Penny lost my review questions. *glares* However, since she apologized so fervently...I guess it's okay. *GLOMPS Penny*
Ehem...I'm going to assign you all annoying nicknames becuase I find it
amusing to watch you squirm. ^-^ *winks at Szayel*
Ichigo: Berry-chan *live with it...^-^*
Grimmjow: Grimm-kitty *I know alot of people call you this, but I'm permanently assigning you this..it's cute and expresses your love of kittens*
Shinji: Shin-chan *why I decided to name you after that God- awful,
crayon-drawn retard off of adult swim...I have no idea..*
Nnoitra: Nnoi...obviously...well I would've named you a sh*t head in German, but I forgot how to spell it...*help me out here Shin-chan*
Szayel: Sza-chan...idk...I think it suits him...*I'm right there with ya
buddy!*
Here begins the montauge of questions. *sorry hun..it'll be quite a bit*
Berry-chan: I love you Ichi...you're so cute! I really admire your strength
throughout this whole relationship...it must've been tough getting Grimmjow to comply with you on any level. You do know you probably will cross dress...one, because Penny's just a freak like that *not that I'm complaining* and two, Grimmjow wants you to..and I knwo you can't argue with that *glares...you better Ichi...*
Penny: I have a suggestion...dress Ichi in a kitty cosplay costume! *that
would be so friggen cute...not to mention hawt for Grimmjow...lol* Whadya
think Grimmy? *smirks offhandedly*
Grimm-kitty: You're completely right...you're anything but weak. You just have severe commitment issues. *blunt* Although you've been more open with Ichigo, you're still hiding alot of things from him. You need to express your feelings more; you're not really giving Ichi anything to work with here. I'm not saying to let everything out at once, but relationships are about give and take Grimmy. Besides...you don't want him getting hurt because of anything he doesn't know, right?
I'm just saying..your cowardice is severely p-ing me off...and I have
absolutely no qualms whatsoever about beating the stupid outta you.
Grimmjow: Well that was a fuckin' mouthful. And bring it on! I have no issues with hitting women and trust me, you won't win.
Penny: *rolls eyes*
Shin-chan: You like Nnoitra...just friggen get over it..lol..naw not really..I
know that it'll come together on ti's own for you and him, but you're so funny for denying that you like him. You two will probably end up being a couple...
Shin-chan: N-no! I will never-
Shinji: Why is this person talking for me?
Penny: *shrugs*
Olivia: * glares* Shut up Shinji. I will tie you up in leather straps and give
you to Nnoi...don't f*ck with me...I'll even put a cute little bell
collar-OMIGUSH! I so totally forgot! Grimm! Make Ichi wear a cute kitty collar with a bell on it too!
Nnoi: Dude..seriously? Tesla? Seriously? weirdo. *sighs* Obviously you're just gonna make it harder on yourself...jeez..you are just one big lanky pile of f*ck up aren't you? I still love you though...mainly because I find your
social awkwardness endearing..and well..becuase I just love you with
Shinji...you make him feel special, hot, and blegh all at the same
time...weird combo..but whatever. He's a freak...you're freaky..it works. He
likes it that you dominate him so completely..not that we yaoi fangirls
don't..but just continue on..
Nnoitra: Uh…. Not sure if I should be pissed off or happy….
Sza-chan: Hmm..you're just friggen awesome...with pink hair... No frigging
around with Shin-chan..he's Nnoi's toy...you might ruin it! *hugs him* I'm
sorry but that's just how it has to be...lol I find you to be amusing...mostly
because we are so alike...we both love friggin with people's heads for
fun..junk like that. We're both big pervs...lol *GLOMPS* Sorry...I just can't
stop glomping 's kinda how like people want to go up to an emo kid and give them a big hug. You're so sexii!
Szayel: I find it rather amusing when people compare themselves to me. Trust me, honey. We are worlds apart.
Penny: Oooh, Szayel got kinda bitchy there. Snap.
I love you Penny! just don't lose my crap this time or I'll b*tch slap you
with a cactus..*lol*
Penny: Sure, but next time try and ask some actual questions or I'll hafta cut ya, 'kay? Next up we have LilyU23.
hi! ::waves frantically:: i'm back! i love this show! i'm so glad szayel has been included!
first question is for penny-sama: i'm so glad you've decided to continue with SBB. it is absolutely brilliant!!! i'm wondering whether you will be writing more long-chaptered stories after SBB is done. what about stand-alone fics?
Penny: See Solid Gold reference in chapter thirty nine!
shinji: okaa-chan is right when she says you'll find love when you least expect it ::gives sidelong stare to szayel:: i do hope you find it ::grins slyly at szayel:: keep your heart open ::nudges szayel::
Shinji: *o.O*
szayel: so not only you're like beautiful but you can also play cello and the piano!?! ::melts:: i wouldn't mind if you played some piano for shin-chan! XD i'm wondering...what exactly do you do? do you work for grimmy-chan or directly under aizen as well?
Szayel: I work for no one but myself. My father was too rich and powerful to be "under" anyone. I take jobs as I wish, but I have no need to.
grimmjow: how long did you and szayel date/were fuck buddies for? how did you meet?
Grimmjow: What?! Who said we dated? And we met when he came to ask Nnoi and me to live with him. It was kinda weird, well so was he actually, but it was still cool spending the rest of my childhood in a huge mansion.
thanks so much for doing this show!!! i'm off to leave a review at XD much love! Great questions! Thanks :D
gaaah i knew i had one for ichigo as well! just in case you can post it i'll send it through here:
ichigo: ever consider spanking with grimmy-chan?
Ichigo: *blushes* I… have thought about it a couple times.
Penny: I bet you have *grin*
thank you so much for responding to these all! sorry i forgot to post this one with the other ones D: -__-
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Penny: Thanks for writing in! Next we have MisaxMisa.
First off Mistress P, SBB is one of THE best stories I've ever read. You're
awesome! Keep up the good work! :3
Penny: *blushes* Aww, thanks Duckie!
Now, onto my questions :D
This one is for our sexy Grimm and Ichi, what would your perfect days be?
Grimmjow: As soon as we get this shit over I'm sure things will get better, not that they ain't great already.
Ichigo: *nods*
For our hot Nnoi, whats it like being a hot man in prison?
Nnoitra: Prison sucks ass. I don't give a fuck what anyone says. It fuckin' sucks.
And last but not least, sexy Shin-chan, who's the best fuck you've ever had?
Shinji: I don't kiss and tell.
Penny: Bullshit!
Love you all! ;D
Penny: Thanks! Next up is PtechyaPerfect.
Hello SBB and nice to meet you from lil o'ol Riley ^-^
First question is for Sexii Mr. Grimm: How'd you like a new maid? (Just
kidding by the way real question:) *Clears throat and pulls kitten from behind her back* I found my baby Nyx a few weeks ago on the street, but my mom won't let me keep her... got room for one more? *Puppy dog eyes*
Grimmjow: *squirms as he tried not to react* Sure.
Ichigo: Grimm! We have three cats already!
Grimmjow: But my place is big!
Penny: You have no idea how cute this argument is do you?
Ichi-chan: Exactly what kind of Doctor do you want to be? I mean like Neuro Surgon, Home Clinic... Ect
Ichigo: I think I answered this one before, but I haven't really decided. I mean one day I might take over the clinic but… *shrugs*
Shinji: Why EXACTLY makes you not too fond of Nnoi?
Shinji: What doesn't?! He rude and brash and violent and pushy and assholish….
Penny: Is that even a word?
Shinji: Don't matter. It's him.
Nnoi: Why blonds? (Sorry Shin-chan) I mean don't get me wrong, I was blond most of my life... but I never really found then attractive... so yeah why?
Nnoitra: *shrugs* Try growin' up in a place where everyone has brown or black hair. It's like… exotic I guess.
Anyway! Thats all of them for now... and let me just say, I love SBB and you
deffinetly spoiled me by updating so often... So please update Penny-megami! (Fyp megami is Jap. for goddess)
Bye all! Riley
Penny: Thanks for writing in! Next we have lordofmisrule05.
Holy snap, thanks for answering my questions! But, as any fan of SBB, I have more!
My first goes to Penny herself! -- Which is your favorite SBB boy? (Everyone has to have a favorite, after all!)
Penny: Ah shit. I knew someone was gonna ask me that. I really can't answer. Everyone here has a different quality that I adore but if I could like take all the good things about each and every one of them and smoosh them together that would be fuckin' awesome.
Shinji -- (For the record, you're my favorite!) Have you ever thought of dying your hair? Love it blond, but I was just curious.
Shinji: Nope. Never.
Penny: Thanks! Now we have Come-and-Gone.
Hey Mistress Penelope love you story and I do have some questions.
1)Shinji, you claim you don't like Nnorita but if that's true why did you get
jealous/upset with Telsa basically declaring love for Nnoritra?
Shinji: I wasn't jealous!
Penny: Sure ya weren't Shin-chan.
2)Once again, Shinji, you have had a sexual experience with both Szayel and Nnoritra...so who was better? (Geez, that was evil of me wasn't?)
Shinji: That… that's different…. They were different….
3)Not really a question but Grimm Ichigo you both are awesome!
Come-and-Gone
Penny: Thanks! Next up is Tempest Hale.
Nnoitra, you beast: You joked in one of the first episodes that you and Shinji
were getting married. Would you? Get married or even settled down with Blondie or anyone else?
Nnoitra: *shrugs* I guess maybe. Never really thought 'bout marriage and shit.
Ichigo: You so adamantly insist that you are not gay. Let me see if I've got
this - you don't care about the gender of the person so long as you're
attracted to/love that person? Or are you just in denial?
Ichigo: For the last time, I love Grimmjow, okay. What does it matter if I'm gay or not?
Penny: Just tell'em yer gay and please the fangirls Ichi.
Ichigo: *crosses arms and grumbles*
Yumi: What's going on with you and Ikkaku? You two are totally meant to be
together!
Penny: Hmmm, good question. *calls up Yumi's cell and asks.*
Yumi: I didn't realize I was a part of this. And it really is no ones business what's going on with Ikkaku and me. Relationships have troubled times. We'll work things out in the end like we always do.
Thanks for writing such an amazing story! I 3 SBB!
Penny: Thanks for writing in! Next is Eriisu-April
Hey, hey there! The latest chapter of SBB inspired me to send in more
questions ~3
1~ First, Nnoi! how fast can you devour pocky and what's your favorite flavor? I also wanted to see how much of this Extra Large Jumbo Box you could eat this episode. *provides massive box of chocolate pocky and hands it over*
Nnoitra: The melon pocky from Hokkaido. The have special regional pocky's as well as seasonal, crush, fortune telling ones, flavor combos, creamy ones, marble ones, reverse ones that have the fillin' on the inside, decorer, special occasion ones, mouse, pudding, fruit and nut kinds and a bunch'a different chocolate ones.
Penny: Yeah… yer not obsessed at all there Nnoi.
Nnoitra: Dude, fuck you. Pocky is awesome.
2~ *checks hands for fingers* Nnoitra-sama, how did you meet Tesla exactly? Curious minds want to know.
Nnoitra: I was lookin' fer a fuck and found Tesla in Nicho sellin' himself. He was fifteen I was twenty one, and I don't wanna fuckin' hear nothin' bout the age difference. He got a little attached but cried like a bitch the first time I fucked 'im.
3~ What's the strangest dare any of you have done?
Ichigo: Drinking the gallon of milk probably. I didn't know that it was impossible but everyone else did. Assholes *grumbles*
Shinji: I got dared ta kiss a slug.
Penny: Ew! Didja do it?
Shinji: Of course I did! It was a dare.
Penny: Ew, Shin-chan.
Grimmjow: Nnoi dared me to buy women's underwear and wear them out of the store.
Nnoitra: Ya gotta still have the epic somewhere, Grimm.
Grimmjow: Yeah, I probably do. I almost got arrested fer that though.
Nnoitra: Yeah but then ya dared me ta ask an old woman out on a date.
Penny: *o.O* And?
Nnoitra: I have some pride ya know. I had ta do it.
Szayel: Yes, and she turned you down from what I remember.
Nnoitra: Shut up!
Szayel: I was dared to cover myself in silver paint and dance like a robot in Harajuku. Naked. I believe we all nearly got arrested that day as well.
4~ since its already spring in SBB, ah... Ichigo, will you get all depressed
in June? (If I'm right, Penny, please make sure he get's extra love when the
time comes)
Ichigo: Can we not talk about that?
5~ This one's for Grimmjow and Ichigo. Our cat has this odd addiction to
cardboard boxes and closests, but refuses to rub against our legs; do your
kitties have any unique habits like these? Oh, on a side note, have you gotten them fixed yet?
Grimmjow: Leiko likes to ride around on my shoulder. Kimi is in love with my potted fern and Aiko likes to sit on the balcony and watch the cars. And no, they haven't been fixed yet, but that's coming soon.
7~ Oh, yeah, one last thing... *plays playback of a response a few chapters
back*
Shinji:Ya don't cuddle with someone ya fuck. Ya cuddle with a lover.
Nnoitra: Gotta agree there.
*stops tape* So, what exactly do you call this, then? *plays second tape from latest chapter*
With a sigh he dropped to his knees and pulled out his blanket, yanking his
pillow out from underneath Nnoitra's head and curling his upper body against it, his back facing the larger man. Nnoitra snorted and then chuckled, wrapping an arm around Shinji's waist and pulling him close.
*stops second tape and raises eyebrow* Curious fans want to know.
Shinji: That… that was….
Nnoitra: Just kinda happened.
Penny: Yeah… sure….
Ehem, anyway, thank you Penny and boys for everything, and congrats on the 1,000 reviews.
Penny: Thanks! Next up we have wickedhpnerd.
LOL! The SBB Q&A Show is hilarious!
I actually have one question for Mistress Penny: Well, since another one of
our favorite blondes (Tesla) were added to SBB, is there a chance that another one of our favorite blondes, with possible relations to Szayel will show up?
Thanks,
-whpn
Penny: Uhm… I'm not sure who yer talkin' about… Sorry. Thanks for writing in, next up we have emokirby24.
Haha I love how entertaining this is.
Well, I'm curious to know what everyone thinks of the anime/manga? I'm sure you all have enjoyed watching it with Mistress Penelopye, so what's your opinion of it? If you could change anything in the anime or manga what would it be? (Well besides sex and man love and hotness like that... we all wish that would happen... luckily we have SBB, lol.)
Nnoitra: I'd get more air time and win that fuckin' fight!
Grimmjow: I thought it was stupid. I don't like anime.
Ichigo: I like it, but I was like the main character. Awesome, but I think they made me a bit… I don't know….
Shinji: Mr. Can Do It All?
Ichigo: Yeah, kinda. That can get kinda annoying.
Szayel: I have yet to have been forced to watch it.
Penny: Well, we'll have ta have a night, just the two of us… *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
Ichi and Shin, if you can answer this (Idk if you are aloud to or not) will
you ever forgive or talk to Renji or Shuuhei again? (I personally heart them
two in the anime so I'm just curious.)
Ichigo and Shinji: No.
Well... that's all I got. I don't think anyone has asked these yet if they
have I'm sorry and just ignore me. XD
OH and Grimmjow you are my fav (no offense everyone else) and I wanted to let you know I had your plushie with me when I got pulled over yesterday and it must have been good luck because the cop didn't give me a ticket even though I really deserved one. -sigh of relief- Lets just say your plushie will always be with me when I drive now. XD XD LOVE YOU ALL!
Keep up the great work Mistress P.
Penny: Thanks! And last but not least we have Shinigami240
:D Yay, new chappy!
Grimm-chan: How far would you go for revenge if someone told you Ichigo was cheating on ya? I'm not saying Ichigo would but if someone told you and you really believed them...?
Grimmjow: I'd cut his fuckin' dick off. End of story.
Penny: Why does that make me wanna giggle?
Grimmjow: Cuz yer a freak.
Penny: Oh yeah!
Nnoitra-sama: I don't have a question for ya 3 I just wanna say that
you're awesome!! (and cool, including the eye patch of course)
Nnoitra: I know.
Ichi-san: What's your favorite movie? Do you like horror movies or suspense or some other genre?
Ichigo: I like comedies. I don't really have a favorite one though.
Penny: Keep up the good work ;D This fic is great!
Penny: Thanks! Well, that's all we have for today. If you have any more questions, please send them in. As always, thanks for tuning in and have a great day!
*cheesy music*
Nnoitra: The fuck did this music come from?
Penny: Shut up and enjoy it!
*End Transmission*
