Episode Thirteen
Penny: Welcome back everyone! So sorry about the long hiatus but we're back to answer all your lovely questions once again. Right boys?
Everyone: Meh.
Penny: C'mon. Don't be such a buzz kill. I gave you time off. *ahem* Anywho, so once again I'll introduce everyone. With us today are the lovely, Ichigo and Shinji. The uber sexy Grimmjow and Nnoitra. And last but most certainly not least, the delectable Szayel.
Nnoitra: How come he got to be delectable and I just got sexy?
Penny: You got UBER sexy. *grin* Alright, shall we get to those long awaited questions? *ignores silence* Right! First up we have scissorhands1990.
my question is for shinji- how do u feel about nnois scar? u can block nnois
ears if u dont want him to hear:)
Shinji: *shrugs* It's looks like it was a really bad wound and hurt a lot.
Penny: Next up we have gackt groupie.
pick me pick me pick me! oh, yay! she picked me! okay, i have two questions!
First question either penny or ichi can answer: Is there any way in hell that
ichi would be able to dance to the song "six feelings"? Ichi, that would be so awesome if you did!
Penny: While that would be so hot, probably not. Sorry!
Question two is for szayel: you should seriously watch the anime. You deep
throat a sword in it. *gasp* can you take all of nnoitra?!
Szayel: *raises eyebrow* Really, now. And I think it takes a special kind of person to take all of Nnoi.
Penny: *pervy giggle*
Grimmjow I love you!You too shin-chan, you're adorable.
Penny: Thanks! Next up is MuffinzRBeast24.
Okay...first...I wanna apologize for inducing my randomtastic rant on everyone...except for Grimmjow. *sticks tongue out* Not that I don't mean whatever else I said.
Shin-chan: I was talking to you...mostly because I know that you'd totally react that way to me mentioning you, Nnoitra, and relationship in my address. Anyways, what's your favorite type of pocky? I really like strawberry. *peeks at Ichigo*
Shinji: I like the coconut flavors.
Also, if you had the chance, would you go up to a random big breasted woman and bitch slap her with a cactus? *I would do that to almost anyone*
Shinji: That seems kinda drastic.
Penny: I agree. Drastic and kinda fucked o.O
BTW..that little cuddle scene was especially cute. Interesting how a low guard can really reveal one's innermost desires. ^-^ *smirks* I love ya anyways...it wouldn't be interesting for anyone if you weren't how you are with him anyways. Great job.
Penny: Next up we have Eriisu-April.
Oh, if only I could favorite a story more than once... I loved the answers :)
And hol...y shit. I didn't realise there were so many types of pocky... I mean
I never DIDN'T think so, but... wow.
Oh, God I made Ichigo internally upset! Grimmjow, comfort your berry! DX
...Anyway, here's the couple questions I didn't do last time. After this I'm
out. (sorry my 'reviews' are always so freakin' huge and wall-of-text-like XD)
These are for everyone.
is there anything random that you can't do? y'know, like dance, whistle...
that sort of thing.
Ichigo: I can't whistle. Like, I try, but I only end up spitting all over the place.
Nnoitra: That's stupid.
Ichigo: Shut up!
Nnoitra: I can't suck my own dick. I've tried.
Shinji: Idiot, no one can do that.
Szayel: No, I've seen it done before.
Penny: Bullshit!
Szayel: No really. It was in Amsterdam and I was thirteen….*stares off into space with a grin*
Penny: *O.o* Okay…. Grimm?
Grimmjow: Uh, I can't program my VCR.
Penny: Lame, Grimmjow!
Grimmjow: I'm serious. I threw the fucker away 'cuz it kept blinking 12:00 at me. Pissed me off.
Ichigo: Did you ever think of looking at the instructions?
Grimmjow: I don't need instructions!
Penny and Ichigo: *rolls eyes*
3~ When did you get the hairstyles you have now, and why do you like it? (And since we know Shinji's first answer, Why did you get it cut, Shinji?)
Shinji: I cut my hair because… *shrugs* I wanted to. It's easier to take care of.
Ichigo: I've pretty much had the same hairstyle my whole life. And yeah, what Shinji said.
Grimmjow: I look hot with this hair.
Nnoitra: I trim my own hair every full moon. I like it long because… *crosses arms and suddenly looks pissed off* I just do!
Szayel: Because he looks ridiculous with short hair, that's why.
Nnoitra: Fuck you!
Szayel: I prefer my hair a little longer actually, but cutting hair is healthy so I do it once every six months or so.
5~ to Grimmjow and Nnoi-sama, what kind of things did you two do when you were, um, low-ranked family? (sorry if my wording isn't very good, but I hope you know what I mean)
Nnoitra: Mostly intimidation stuff. Fer some reason even the yakuza frowns on overt violence.
6~ and lastly, Shinji! What tattoos does Nnoi have and where? He wouldn't tell us! :D
Shinji: Actually I haven't seen any tattoos *looks curiously at Nnoitra*
Nnoitra: Che, want me ta get naked and show off?
Penny: YES!!
Shinji: NO!!
...and that's all I've got. Thanks for answering.
Penny: No prob! Next up we have spaz789.
I have a question for my IchiBerry! (Yay! my first question!) When you and
Grim where gettin' your rabbit on in front of the window in Grim's office you thought you might be "a bit of an exhibitionist" to enjoy it. Wouldn't you
know that you were kinda of an exhibitionist since you decided to continue
stripping when you didn't have to anymore?
Ichigo: *blushes* *mumbles* Yeah I guess.
Love you Penny! Thank you for feeding our yaoi addiction!
Penny: You're welcome! Next we have Katrina Tora
*sques* I loved it a lot! This never fails to amuse me. I have three questions
(but then that's it. I don't think I'll be able to think of anymore! :O)
1) So Grim, Nnoi, and Szayel; got anymore 'almost arrested' stories? :D And dang, Szayel, those two sure love sending you out to Harujuku! XD
Szayel: I believe I'm the one to blame for at least a third of those 'almost arrested' stories.
Nnoitra: Was there ever a night we went out that we weren't almost arrested?
Grimmjow: Yeah. That one time Starrk tagged along and fell asleep somewhere and we spent the whole night looking for him.
Szayel: *shakes head* No we almost got arrested because someone decided to check inside random parked vehicles and kept tripping car alarms.
Nnoitra: Well excuse the fuck outta me. I was the only one to remember that Starrk liked to do shit like that.
Grimmjow: True. You were the one to find him.
2) Nnoi, have you tried almost every single flavour of pocky? I've only had
chocolate, strawberry (Ichi!), vanilla, and almond pocky (my friend got me
almond) :)
Nnoitra: I've tried every single kind. *big grin*
3) ...Would you guys be willing to do dares sometime? :P
Everyone: No!
Penny: Well that was abrupt.
That's all! Thanks for being so super uber amazing, Penny! :D *throws
confetti*
Penny: Thanks for writing in! Next up is idcwatusay9.
I actually do have a question! It's for Grimm: I'm a strawberry like Ichigo (red hair) I wear skinny jeans EVERY day and have pretty much the same innocent but agressive personality to ichigo. I'd guess I'd fall in the more "scene kid" area though I hate labels but just wondering if that threesome fantasy is still available!
Grimmjow: ….*opens mouth to speak*
Ichigo: *interupts* No way! Just.. No way.
Penny: Alright, and lastly we have Kazes.
Nnoi my love: You say you love easy boys, but you have frequently admitted
enjoying Shinji's "hard to get" act. What's the dealio with that?
Nnoitra: Easy is easy whether or not they play hard ta get. Blondie was a bit tough to catch but spread like butter when I finally got 'im.
Shinji: *sputters and blushes*
Penny: Hehe. Okay, I know there were more questions asked, but a lot of them have already been answered or, to be honest, were kinda inappropriate (Yes, even for me to answer). Alright, so thus ends the Strawberry Bad Boy Q&A Show. I want to thank all those who wrote in with questions and thank the boys for being kind enough to pack their sorry asses down here to answer them for you.
Nnoitra: Whoa, wait. We're done now? No more fuckin' stupid ass questions?
Penny: Nope, all finished. Unless I decide to randomly open up the lines again. Ooooh! Maybe I'll do a Solid Gold Q&A Show….
Everyone: *groans*
Penny: Kill joys.
Everyone: Thanks for tuning in and have a great life!
Penny: Hehe, bye bye!
*cheesy music*
Nnoitra: So Blondie, wanna go back to yer place and fuck?
Shinji: Not especially.
Penny: Oh Shin-chan. Yer such a liar.
Shinji: I am not! I… I'm bored with him anyway.
Penny and Nnoitra: Bullshit!
Szayel: Well then perhaps we could go pick up where we left off then.
Shinji: *cocks eyebrow* Maybe we should.
Nnoitra: *glare*
Penny: *whispers to Nnoitra* He's trying to make you jealous. Isn't that cute?
Shinji: I heard that!
Grimmjow: Yo, the mics are still on.
Penny: Hmm?
Ichigo: The show is still airing. See the "On Air" light is on.
Penny: oh!
*Static*
*End Transmission*
