Chapter 3: Women Is Losers
Scene: Inside Tara's head, memories of her past life before she became a vampire occupies her mind as she sleeps.
Tara: "Lenore! Lenore where are you!"
Tara runs through the front door of their house looking for Lenore. Lenore comes from the kitchen to see what's wrong with her sister
Lenore: "I'm here no need to shout."
Tara: "Lenore, they are coming we have to leave now!"
Lenore immediately goes into overprotective sister mode.
Lenore: "Don't panic Tara, they won't find us. We're safe here. Sit down you're soaking wet".
Lenore holds her sisters cold hands in hers and rubs them as they both go over to the parlor and sit on the couch. Tara breathes heavily her heart pounding in her chest.
Tara: "It's pouring outside I ran all the way here from Marc's place."
Lenore looks worried
Lenore: "Where is he? Why didn't he come with you?
Tara bursts into tears
Tara: "They took him that's why!"
Lenore stares in shock ready to start panicking also.
Tara: "They just ripped through his front door they grabbed him. He fought back the best he could, but there were just too many of them."
Lenore: "How many Tara! How many vampires were there?"
Tara: "Three that I could see. They attacked him and he kept them at bay long enough for me to escape out of the bedroom window. He told me to run. What are we going do, they'll be coming for us next I'm sure of it."
Lenore: "No, I know a place we can go. Come on if we hurry we can get there before it's totally dark."
Tara wipes the tears off of her face.
Tara: "How is this happening Lenore? Why? I don't understand I thought they only attack at night."
Lenore: "Well they must be getting pretty desperate now so come on."
Tara: "What if they killed him Lenore, what if they."
Tara can't even say the words, but Lenore knows she's thinking that filthy vampires turned their brother into one of them.
Lenore knows vampires have been after her family for years ever since her father a notorious hunter named Thaddeus Schwartz became known for his massacre of over a thousand vampires during an epic battle called the Trucido of Lamia.
Thaddeus trained his fellow hunters like soldiers many of which fought in World War 2. Thaddeus's men didn't just kill they slaughtered them, tortured them as if they were Nazis, worse even some of them went rogue and killed members of the vampires' families that were still human just to keep them from ever being turned too or just for revenge. Because of this massacre vampires have long feared Thaddeus and his family including his three children Lenore, Tara and Marc were heavily guarded by other hunters growing up.
Lenore still remembers going to the garage and finding her father's body bloody and broken with a note attached saying "We're coming for you next" it had been a few months and so far no trouble from the local vampires that lived on the outskirts of town,
Marc however feeling angry and vengeful over their dad's death chose to kill three of them in a bar in Pecos. Lenore always feared the men in her family were stupid for getting mixed up with vampires in the first place. She was terrified they would all have to pay the price for it someday, but up until now there had been no retribution on them.
Lenore thinks to herself, it looks like none of us will ever have the peaceful death mom did. It's hard to imagine, but I actually envy her now she didn't have to live to see her husband slaughtered or live to see her children taken away by vampires.
Lenore wraps her fingers around her cross necklace and brings it to her lips to kiss it, the one last remaining gift her father left her, it belonged to her mother and her grandmother before that. She knows that's what linked the family together and what would guide her and her sister to safety tonight.
Lenore: "We must go to Gram's house. She'll know what to do."
Tara grabs her father's old suitcase immediately begins packing some clothes and personal items.
Lenore: "No, we can't take that stuff, we need weapons. We need to bring dad's old trunk."
Tara: "We can't carry that big old trunk by ourselves all the way there!"
Lenore: "We won't have to I'll borrow Danny's car."
Tara: "What? Danny will kill you he loves that car."
Lenore frowns
Lenore: "He won't be able to kill me if the vamps get to us first now come on Tara, hurry up!"
Lenore and Tara hurry into the hall and pull the cord on the door attached to the stairs leading up to their attic.
The women climb up the stairs and immediately head over to the corner careful to stay as far away from the windows as possible.
They grab the blanket over the trunk and toss it aside.
Tara: Do you have the key?
Lenore takes off her necklace and uses it to open the trunk which leaves Tara surprised she had no idea the cross was the key for it.
Tara stares at her sister for a moment still frightened by their circumstances. Then she helps remove weapons and old books from the trunk looking for her dad's crossbow.
Lenore grabs a bottle of Dead Man's Blood from the trunk
A loud crash and the sound of glass breaking alerts the two women that someone or thing has broken in downstairs.
Tara leaps to her feet in a panic holding the crossbow out in front of her shaken terribly.
Lenore holds Tara's arm to steady her sister's shaking.
Lenore: "Come on. We can't let them find us up here."
Lenore pulls out an ax from the trunk
Lenore heads for the window and opens it. She motions for her sister to follow her out the window onto the roof.
Tara remembers being fourteen and sneaking out of the window onto the roof in order to go hang out with their friends down at the Fred's diner. She sadly recalls the day her father caught her sneaking in again and having a colossal fit that she gone out pass curfew by herself especially when he warned her of the dangerous supernatural creatures that lived not to far from town that the majority of their fellow neighbors knew nothing about.
Lenore tried to defend her sister that night and ended up with a black eye from Thaddeus.
Tara knows her father was hardened man, very demanding and on occasion quite cruel.
Tara recalls the beatings Marc would receive for only minor infractions like not remember to take out the garbage or for not properly polishing his guns.
Tara had no idea why their father Thaddeus insisted that he learn to shoot from as early as six. Marc became an excellent marksman he had to be. If he missed the mark more than twice, on the third time he knew he was in for it.
One time Thaddeus shot his son with a gun full of blanks right in the chest just because he missed the mark three times. Tara closes her eyes and pictures the scars still there on Marc's chest, the bruises she helped him hide for years.
Tara realizes their father thought he needed to be tough on them because the evil in this world would be even crueler, but Tara always felt he was wrong for what he did to them. Tara managed to escape a lot of the physical abuse because she was such an excellent cook and housekeeper. She kept everything as neat and tidy as possible to keep Thaddeus happy when he came home from hunting.
Her sister worked as a waitress during the day and often did double shifts though she was determined to be home before Thaddeus left for his nightly patrolling if she wasn't back on time punishment would be severe they all knew that. Thaddeus would never tolerate any disobedience from them, but he was fiercely protective once a hunter sworn to protect the children tried to molest Lenore. Thaddeus stopped him and strung him up until his neck snapped then threw his body in the river.
Lenore loved their father. He was all they had and she believed that underneath his stubborn overbearing demeanor he truly loved each of them. Lenore believes he did everything he possibly could to keep them safe from evil creatures out there so he died a hero to her.
Tara feels differently though after witnessing her father brutally killing the wife of a vampire. A woman he once had a love affair with. Thaddeus became angry she chose to stay with her husband even after he became a filthy vamp and terrified she'd soon turn into one, he slaughtered her in their backyard. He even hid her head in that old trunk for awhile to warn off other women from making the same foolish mistake of screwing a vampire.
Thaddeus hated vampires with a bloody passion that verged on insanity. Tara wanted nothing to do with her father and couldn't wait until she was able to get out of this town and away from him for good. She knew her sister and brother would never leave though. They were too indoctrinated into the hunters' life and into this town. That was their home, or it was until the vamps practically made it their preying grounds. Tara had met only two vampires so far and she hoped to never have to meet another, one tried to kill her and the other killed the one who tried.
Tara couldn't understand why, why would a vampire kill another vampire to spare her life. She always wanted to ask him, but he left before she even found out his name all she saw were his piercing eyes, dark hair, long bloody fangs and big frame towering over her as he helped her to her feet then ran off before the hunters found them together.
Tara understands that vampires are evil, but once she became a vampire herself all she wants is to find the one who saved her back then. She truly believes they are destined to be together somehow because despite what humans may think vampires are capable of loving one another.
Lenore grabs Tara's hand as they make their way down the roof of the house and onto the roof of the garage. They wait quietly as they listen to the vampires ransack their home looking for them. They see one come outside again and they quickly duck their heads out of sight n.
The vampire begins sniffing the air and can smell Tara's perfume. He comes closer to the garage looking around to see if they are hiding in the bushes.
Tara tries to hold it but can't she sneezes out loud.
The vampire hears it and looks up angrily at them. Fiercely dark eyes and bloody fangs the monster immediately starts climbing up a tree in their front yard to get up on the roof to kill them.
Tara: "Oh My God!"
Lenore: "Give me that!"
Lenore grabs the crossbow from Tara's hands stands up on top of the roof and shoots an arrow right into the vampire's body.
The vampire groans and rips it out of his chest.
The vampire: "You can't kill me, I'm going to kill you!"
Lenore: "Don't be so sure about that."
The vampire suddenly feels very weak as his body starts to go numb
The vampire falls out of the tree landing on another vampire that came out of the house to look for him.
Tara looks at her sister confused by what just happened.
Lenore smirks and looks at her sister
Lenore: "Dead man's blood works every time."
Tara:" Oh yeah I forgot dad always coated his arrows in it, that stuff really does the trick."
Lenore nods
Lenore: "Let's go."
Lenore quickly starts climbing down the side of the garage until she's close enough to the ground to jump down.
Tara: "I can't I'm too scared!"
Lenore: "Do you want to die? You have to Jump!"
Tara takes a gulp then finally jumps down too.
Tara hurts her ankle, but Lenore grabs her hand and helps her limp away as they quickly run into their neighbor's garage and steal his car. Lenore finds the spare key she knows is in Danny's tool box in the garage.
Danny comes riding up on his motorcycle and sees them inside his car.
Danny: "What are ya'll doing? Get out of there."
Lenore: "Danny, we don't have time to explain get in or you will be eaten!"
Danny: "Eaten! What are you?"
A vampire growls and Danny hears the sound behind him. Danny turns his head slightly to see and is tackled off his bike by a vampire.
The vampire immediately rips into Danny's throat pulling out his jugular with its fangs and spitting blood all over the place.
Tara screams and starts crying again.
Lenore turns on the car and drives out of the garage running over the vampire and Danny as she backs up on them.
Lenore peels off and heads straight for their Gram's house praying she will be able to protect them. Lenore holds her cross necklace in between her fingers with one hand as she drives with the other.
Tara just sobs the whole way there.
Scene: Gram's house
The girls rush out of the car quickly, up to the back door grab the key hidden under a fake rock and come inside
Lenore: "Grams! Grams! You Home! Open up!"
No one answers the door.
Lenore looks at Tara very worried something's wrong.
Lenore: "Wait here!"
Tara nods.
Tara stays in the kitchen as Lenore searches the house.
Lenore heads up stairs.
Lenore gets up there and sees blood in the hallway.
Lenore quickly turns to head back downstairs terrified of what must have happened here.
Lenore is grabbed immediately by a tall very thin and pasty white vampire with dark black wavy hair.
Vampire: "Hello, going somewhere?"
Lenore spits at him
Lenore: "Go to hell!"
Vampire pulls her in close as his fangs get dangerously close to her face.
Vampire licks his fangs with his tongue.
Vampire: "Oh I'm so going to enjoy every minute of this."
Lenore: "I don't think so!"
Lenore stabs the Vampire with a switchblade she hit in her back pocket.
Vampire lets go and shrieks out loud in pain,
Lenore tries to run, but the vampire trips her and she falls down the stairs.
Lenore tries to get back up, but she hears Tara screaming
Lenore: "Tara!"
Another vampire gets on top of Tara on the floor and rips her skirt off determined to steal her virginity.
Tara screams and tries to fight back, but the vampire is very strong he holds her down.
Lenore runs towards the kitchen and stabs the vamp in the back with a kitchen knife.
Vampire screams, and flails his arms out hitting Lenore and knocking her backwards into the wall then glares at her.
Vampire: "You're next bitch"
Three more vampires' race into the house threw the backdoor ready to kill.
Lenore feels herself blacking out from the pain of hitting the wall so hard with her head and the last sight she sees before totally going out is her sister face full of tears yelling at her in mortal fear!
Tara: "Lenore! Lenore!"
Tara wakes up in her coffin in a panic from her awful disturbing memories
Julian: "Tara, baby what's the matter are you okay?"
Tara: "Lenore!"
Julian frowns and holds her close.
Julian: "Shhhhhhhh. Its okay, it will be okay we'll get her back."
Julian hugs her as a bloody tear escapes Tara's eye. She fingers the cross necklace that l hangs around her neck the one she desperately wants to be able to give back to her sister one day.
Scene: Dmitri's house
Ellen: "Damn it Dmitri, I thought you were going to come with us?"
Dmitri: "I'm sorry babe I would, but I have to be at the club tonight. Marques wants me to make sure everything is perfect for the auction when the Chinese buyer gets here."
Ellen frowns
Jo: "Mom its cool, we can do this on are own. Dorian isn't going to mess with us unless he's got a death wish."
Ellen: "I think its you who has a death wish, I don't like this Jo. I don't like it at all."
Ellen folds her arms looking very pissed off.
Jo: "You have to trust me alright. We can handle this."
Ellen sighs
Dmitri: "I have to say I agree with your mother Jo, this really isn't a good idea two women going into a vampires crypt alone. It's very dangerous you really should stay away from him."
Jo: "It would be just as dangerous if we were two men, but would you still be telling us not to go then?"
Dmitri smiles a bit
Dmitri: "I guess not."
Dmitri looks at Ellen
Dmitri: "She really is such a feisty thing."
Ellen: "Yeah I've tried to break her of it, but so far no luck."
Dmitri laughs a bit
Jo: "Just give us a layout of the city, that way we know what to do if we have to escape on foot."
Dmitri: "Follow me ladies."
Dmitri walks down the hallway to a door that leads to the basement.
He turns on the light then heads downstairs; Ellen and Jo follow him into the basement.
Jo is immediately impressed by the large amount of weapons, covering the walls, the huge devil's traps all over the place and a bunch of little vials and boxes she can only assume are filled with potions and curses.
Ellen: "You know I think one day I'll have to introduce you to our friend Bobby, I think you two would get along real well Dmitri."
Dmitri: "Bobby Singer?"
Ellen nods
Ellen: "You've heard of him?"
Dmitri: "Only by reputation, here he's pretty good hunter."
Ellen: "Yeah, he's good. But, he doesn't have a set up like this at his house."
Dmitri smiles at her
Ellen smiles back.
Jo notices the way they look at each other, but she says nothing about it.
Jo: "So where's that map?"
Dmitri: "Its right here."
Dmitri pulls out a huge map of the city of Los Angeles showing the entire grid.
He flips it over to show them the underground sewer system and immediately begins marking the best exit locations for them to use.
Ellen: "Jo, if things go south and we get split up you exit through this tunnel here and make sure to head straight back here. No stopping you got that!"
Jo nods.
Dmitri: If anything happens, just call me on my cell. I'll make up some excuse to leave and come pick you ladies up. Just remember vampires are incredibly temperamental, one minute they like you, the next well you know the rest.
Ellen nods
Jo thinks about Dorian and hopes internally that he's different from the rest, but she knows that's only one way to find that out for sure.
Jo: "So let's go!"
Ellen: "Hold up not so fast Jo. We need to work on that potion first."
Dmitri grabs a small potion bottle off a shelf.
Dmitri opens the bottle and drinks the contents
Jo: "What was that?"
Dmitri: "Whiskey."
Ellen: "You keep whiskey with the rest of your potions and spells?"
Dmitri: "Yeah, it helps me unwind."
Ellen smiles
Ellen: "Got any more then?"
Dmitri smirks at her then grabs two more bottles, one filled with whiskey the other filled with vampire blood.
Dmitri takes out his knife from his back pocket.
Dmitri looks at Jo.
Dmitri: "Hold out your arm I need some of your blood."
Jo rolls up her sleeve.
Ellen: "Let me do that."
Dmitri hands her the blade.
Jo grits her teeth
Ellen looks at Jo right in the eyes and Jo looks back.
Ellen slices Jo's arm quickly so it doesn't hurt as much.
Blood drips from her open wound and Dmitri holds the bottle under her arm to let some of the blood drip in and mix with the vampire blood.
Dmitri grabs a cloth and wraps up Jo's arm.
Dmitri: "Make sure to wash that good with warm water and soap, wouldn't want it to get infected that's a dead giveaway you're not a vampire."
Jo nods.
Ellen watches as Dmitri goes over to his shelf and starts grabbing other bottles.
Dmitri: "Hand me that book over there will you please?"
Jo holds her arm and wraps it with the cloth.
Jo grabs the book and hands to Dmitri, careful not to get blood on it.
Dmitri stars chanting in Latin as he swirls the bottle around in his hand.
Jo stares at the bottle waiting to see what will happen.
Ellen can't help thinking his Russian accent sounds even sexier when he's speaking Latin.
Dmitri finishes up the spell.
The bloody mix in the bottle turns a deep purple and the bottle gets really hot as the blood starts boiling inside.
Dmitri smiles
Dmitri: "Now we put it in the refrigerator and let it cool for 24hrs. Once it's ready you can drink it and have the power of a vampire."
Jo: "Will Marques be able to recognize me at all when I take this?"
Dmitri: "Well that's up to you sweetie. You need to act like a vampire, talk like one, and well eat like one I'm afraid."
Jo feels herself wanting to throw up a little. She knows that means drinking more human blood and the thought of it freaks her out badly.
Ellen: "What's the matter Jo?"
Jo: "Nothing, I'm fine. So can we go now?"
Ellen sighs.
Ellen: "I'll start packing up the car. You call Donald and let him know we'll be there as promised."
Jo rolls her eyes.
Jo: "It's Dorian, mom."
Ellen frowns
Ellen: "Whatever just call him"
Dmitri smiles a bit he likes that fact that Ellen hates vampires just as much as he does.
Ellen grabs some weapons from Dmitri's wall and heads upstairs to put them in the car.
Dmitri goes over to his refrigerator and puts the potion away.
Jo follows Ellen upstairs, but stops in Dmitri's living room to call Dorian.
Dorian: "Johanna?"
Jo: "Uh it's me Jo."
Dorian: "I'm glad you called; I was just about to call you actually."
Jo: "Well everything's set for tonight. We will be there."
Dorian: "Great, so don't worry about dinner I'll make sure there's food here for both of you."
Jo pauses for a minute.
Jo: "Uh what kind of food?"
Dorian chuckles into the phone.
Dorian: "Real food. Don't worry you'll enjoy it I promise."
Dorian sighs softly into the phone and Jo strangely feels as though his breath is tickling her ear. Jo is surprised by it, but doesn't pull away from her cell.
Dorian: "See you soon Johanna."
Dorian hangs up.
Jo stares at her phone.
Flashback begins
Scene: The Roadhouse back in 1988
Ellen: "She's not yours Dmitri I told you before."
Dmitri: "How can you be so sure?"
Ellen: "I'm not going to talk about this anymore. I love Bill that's all there is too it. I'm sorry."
Dmitri frowns and takes another sip of his drink
Dmitri: "You think I can't provide for you and Jo is that it? You think I'm not good enough? "
Ellen shakes her head.
Ellen: "That has nothing to do with this and you know it."
Ellen continues to wipe down the counters with a rag trying to avoid looking Dmitri in the eyes.
Dmitri: "You know he doesn't love you as much as I do."
Ellen: "No I don't know that so just stop it!"
Ellen throws the rag in the sink and glares at him
Dmitri: "I just don't understand you! Why does he deserve forgiveness and I don't? You know that kiss was real you felt it, I felt it are you going to just keep denying there is something here?"
Ellen: "You are so way out of line pal! Get out!"
Dmitri gets mad
Dmitri: "You two wouldn't even have this place if it weren't for me. I am the one."
Dmitri pauses when he sees the front door opening and worries it might be Bill.
A three year old Jo with little blonde pigtails wearing dirt stained overalls comes bouncing in carrying a brand new book.
Jo: "Mommy, Mommy, look what daddy bought me?"
Ellen tries to smile not wanting to alarm her daughter though she feels inside like she could burst into tears at anymore.
Ellen: "Sure, uh what is it sweetie?"
Jo: "A book on supernatural creatures will you read it to me?"
Ellen: "That's great Jo. We'll read it together after dinner, so why don't you go get cleaned up."
Jo looks at Dmitri surprised to see him there
Jo: "Mommy, who is this?"
Ellen looks up at Dmitri with a 'don't you dare say anything stupid' look.
Dmitri smiles at Jo and she smiles back.
Dmitri: "I'm an old friend of your folks, its nice to meet you Jo."
Jo nods at him then runs into the back to get ready for dinner.
Ellen: "Jo we've talked about this walk, don't run in here!"
Jo pauses and starts walking as she pushes the door and goes into the kitchen.
Ellen turns around to look at Dmitri who's still looking at the kitchen door
Dmitri: "She's so beautiful, she reminds me of."
Dmitri pauses he can't help but think she resembles his daughter Natasha, she was the love of his life and memories of her haunt his mind constantly even though the bastard demon that killed her is dead.
Dmitri badly wishes he could start over, but he refuses to stop hunting! He feels he was chosen for this life and his family's unfortunate sacrifice meant that he had to go on fighting to protect other families from the same fate. He never even considered a relationship with any other women until he met the lovely Ellen Harris
Ellen can see the sadness in his eyes and it hurts her more than she wants to admit.
Ellen: "Dmitri, I have a home here, a life, and a family. I'd never do anything to jeopardize that. You have to respect my decision."
Dmitri: "I guess I lose again huh?"
Ellen just stares at him she doesn't know what to say and she's afraid Bill will come in any minute.
Dmitri grabs his jacket and walks out of the roadhouse for the last time.
Ellen sighs as he leaves feeling totally mixed up about it.
Flashback ends
Scene: Dorian's underground crypt
Dorian: "Wake up you guys they will be here soon. Ya'll need to leave now!"
Julian: "What? Uh yeah, five more minutes."
Julian rolls over to snuggle up with Tara.
Dorian frowns
Dorian: "No! Get up now!"
Julian: "Dude, chill out!"
Dorian: "No. Now come on!"
Julian yawns and sits up in his coffin.
Julian: "Hey Tara, its time to get up."
Julian touches Tara's shoulder and nudges her a little
Tara turns over and opens her eyes
Tara: "We have to leave now?"
Julian nods
Dorian goes over and bangs on Jensen's coffin
Jensen opens it up in a panic
Jensen: "What! Are they after us?"
Dorian: "No, its time for you to go my guests will be arriving soon."
Jensen: "What guests?"
Dorian rolls his eyes
Dorian: "Joanna the girl remember and her mother."
Jensen gets mad
Jensen: "You woke me up for that!"
Jensen lies back down pretending to be too exhausted to get up
Dorian: "I told you already that I would. I told you that you all must go before they get here."
Jensen: "Dorian, damn you to hell! I was having an awesome dreaming about bleeding dry that annoying Bella chick from those cheesy and inaccurate Twilight movies. You just had to go and ruin it by waking me you son of a bitch!"
Dorian pushes over Jensen's coffin knocking it to the ground and Jensen with it.
Jensen groans in pain from hitting his nuts on the wood of the coffin
Julian laughs at him as he gets dressed to go.
Dorian: "Now get up ya cry baby!"
Jensen: "I'm going kill you for this Dorian!"
Dorian folds his arms and frowns
Dorian: "You can't I'm already dead stupid!"
Jensen: "I hate you jerk!"
Dorian: "I don't care!"
Jensen gets up and finally starts putting his clothes back on.
Julian helps Tara get out of the coffin.
Tara smiles
Tara: "You know I like sleeping together we should do it more often."
Julian: "Definitely how about tomorrow morning."
Tara: "You're place or mine?"
Julian: "Yours it smells better."
Tara laughs a little
Dorian: "Okay you two lovebirds enough is enough.
"
Julian: "Dude, why are you always such a pain in the ass?"
Dorian: "Just lucky I guess."
Julian rolls it eyes then takes Tara's hand and they finally head out the secret passageway.
Jensen: "I'm warning you now Dorian, that girl is going to lead to nothing but trouble for all of us."
Dorian: "Joanna is trying to save us from the real evil demons out there."
Jensen: "You are way too old to be so naïve, she will kill you the minute she's done using you! Hunters are all the same a bunch of lying bastards!"
Dorian: "They say the same about us."
Jensen: "Yeah and they'd be right at least we're willing to admit it, but they won't. They are homicidal maniacs killing for fun and revenge yet they act like they are so much better than us when really they envy us. Our immortality, our strength, they want what we have and they too chicken shit to get it from themselves so they kill us instead out of spite."
Dorian: "Are you done now?"
Jensen shakes his head frustrated with him
Jensen heads for the passageway.
Jensen takes one more look back at Dorian
Jensen: "Just don't say I didn't warn you though and don't come to me later bitching when you end up with an arrow in your back from that human whore!"
Jensen leaves pissed off.
Dorian frowns and shakes his head.
Dorian tidies the place up and hides all the coffins.
Dorian then goes out to get the special meal he already ordered he returns just in time.
He hears the sound of Joanna's heartbeat above as the Harvelle's pull up in their car outside above his underground crypt.
This song by Janis Joplin plays on the radio in their car.
"Now women is losers
Now women is losers,
Women is losers, oh,
And then women is losers.
Well, I know you must-a heard it all,
I said now
Men always seem to end up on top anyway.
Oh...
Well you know, if they told you they want you
They'll come around by your door.
Whoa I say now, if they don't desert you,
They'll leave you cryin' for more.
Women is losers,
Now women is losers,
Women is losers, oh!
Ah then women is losers,
And now I know you must-a heard it all,
I said now men always seem to end up on top anyway.
Alright, alright.
Remember they'll use you and confuse you,
They'll leave you with no one else around to play.
Babe I'm all upset too,
You'll watch out for 'em and you'll wonder
Why the hell there ain't another way, oh!
Women is losers
Women is losers
Women is losers, ah.
And then women is losers.
Now I know you must-a heard it all,
I said now men always seem to end up on top, anyway!
Oh, they wear a nice shiny armor
Until there is a dragon for to slay.
Any day now,
Course with men beggin' to pay 'em
Then they'll turn and run away, oh!
Women is losers,
Yeah, women is losers,
Yeah, women is losers, oh!
And then women is losers,
So I know you must-a heard it all,
I said now
Men always seem to end up on top anyway!"
