Ask Nerike and Scotland!

Whoo! Round two! – Tigerfire

From Sam:

I bet you didn't know Arthur had a tattoo, though I doubt he'd say anything. ;) Do you have any tattoos?

Scotland: I did know that, actually. I bet he doesn't know I do, ha-ha. I got mine first, the copier.

Nerike: Yeah, your tattoo is cool, tva.

Scotland: Och, I bet you like it. It's a dragon winding around my left arm. Not an oriental one, just a dragon.

Nerike: It moves, tva! So funny! (Starts to crack up)

Scotland: Yeah, yeah. (Smiles)

From me (Tigerfire):

What is your country like?

Scotland: It's a dump.

Nerike: That's mean! Scotland's nice, tva!

Scotland: I meant yours.

Nerike: (eye twitches) Sweden is best, tva! We are greatest country is, tva!

Scotland: (laughs) Your English falls apart when you're angry. Anyway, I'm kidding. You know I love your lingonberries

Nerike: (turns red) Uwah! Don't say that here, tva! Just answer!

Scotland: Okay, okay. Scotland is…very green. It's an island, Edinburgh's the capital. Um…Oh, yeah, and our whiskey is the best in the world~! (Produces flask and swigs) What was the question again?

Nerike: (shakes head) Sweden's great, too, tva! (Animated) There are the mountains, the plains, and the nice weather. Oh, and you can do the skiing, tva!

Scotland: And it's shaped like a-

Nerike: Next question!

You guys suck! You aren't based on history much or anything, are you?

Scotland: You wanna go? What's your problem with it?

Nerike: (crying) Meanie, tva! We is the trying, tva!

Scotland: Look what you've done! Och! (Hugs Nerike) There, there, it's okay. Don't cry, you get so red.

OCs, huh? What do you guys look like?

Nerike: I'm very Swedish looking, obviously. I have the ice blond hair, which is in a long braid, tva. My eyes are light blue. My standard outfit is an oversized dress shirt, tva, with spandex shorts. I wear knee length black socks with clogs, tva.

Scotland: My hair's red, but with black streaks. It's not long, like Nerike's. It only reaches my neck. My eyes are red, too. I dress like a punk, with a lot of chains and piercings. I wear thigh high white tassel socks, no shoes, and a kilt that I know Nerike loves.

Nerike: As much as you love my spandex, kär.

(Author's Note: "kär" means "dear")

What are your human names?

Nerike: My name is Vanner Natten, tva.

Scotland: Adair McLande.

Nerike: My name means "friends because the night", tva.

Scotland: Adair means "wealthy spear".

END OF PART TWO

Well, did all mine! Keep them coming, because I have no more! - Tigerfire