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Vivi: I'm sorry to inform you that you're being fired.
Domo Kashu: You can't fire me! I'm a great pilot!
Vivi: I'm sorry, but you don't fit the requirements
Domo: And what would these be? I can beat anyone who comes NEAR me!
Vivi: Only in the last five minutes of an episode because you're the main character.
Domo: Ok… what else do I lack then
Vivi: Your closest friend of the opposite sex doesn't die.
Domo: You can't kill RAINE!!!
Vivi: Hey for Char it was Lala, for Kira it was Frey. Heck even Christina lost Bernie
Domo: Ok.. that's one… continue
Vivi: You failed to become a great P-I-M-P.
Domo: Eh? And who else DID?
Vivi: Shiro…. Char… Armoru. Hey to them, if it wore a skirt they were there.
Domo: That's two… but you can't give me a third strike!
*Vivi thinks*
Vivi: Oh yeah, you fail to do the greatest thing that is required of ALL great Gundam heroes.
Domo: I'm listening.
Vivi: You ever destroy a colony/town.
*Domo thinks*
Domo: No of course not! I'm a defender!
Vivi: Uh-huh. Well my pal Kira was a civilian and he did it. So did everyone else in between until… until…
*Vivi phones Saku*
Vivi: Hey, White mage-san. Which pilots in Gundam you never had to clean up after.
Saku: Errmmm… Domo Kashu… and… yeah… just Domon. Even Christina got half her colony destroyed. Oh wait… there was Shiro…oh..no.. nevermind, they had the Apsalus.
Domo: I'm a side series! What do you expect!
Vivi: Two words… Heero…Yui…
Domo: This hand of mine is burning red!
*Vivi wacks him*
*Domo's casting is interrupted*
*Domo is defeated by Evilvivi's Zock*
*Domo delevels to second rate Gundam Character*
