OMIGOSH! Chappy 5 already! Man does time go fast! Well, enjoy this chappy (if you can)! Oh, and Roger says some... awkward things later on! hurhurhur!
Chapter 5
Harsh footsteps came rushing in the forest. One pig had just been killed, but there was another to go. Roger was watching the scurrying boys, trying to get a hold of the fast running pig. But he couldn't get what he saw out of his mind. His heart sank just thinking of it!
'Why'd Jack have to make that stupid son of a rabbit our prisoner?' Roger was getting agitated just thinking about it, 'Why the hell couldn't he just had killed him?' Roger shook his head trying to take the thought out. Just then did Maurice plop down beside him. "Sumtin' on your mind Roggy?" "Oh don't go acting like Jack, Maurice! Adding a goddamn 'y' at the end of my name! God...That's just plain stupid!" Maurice was silent after that, but then he spoke up, "You seem fine when the chief does it though... Still, you haven't yet answered my question." Roger's face began burning up with annoyance and anger. "LOOK MAURICE? IF I TELL YOU WOULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE AND GO KILL THAT OTHER GODDAMN PIG?" The other boy just nodded. He understood and knew what to do when Roger has a random emotion explosion, and was use to it.
Roger took in a deep breath, and let it out. He was ready to tell Maurice. He knew he could trust Maurice, he just knew.
Before he told him though, he gave Maurice a partly worried, partly serious face. "Look you better NOT tell ANYONE about what I'm going to tell you, 'cause if you do so I will-"
"M'kay m'kay! C'mon, just get on with it!"
"Whatever... Well...I like Jack. There I said it..."
"So? I like the chief too."
"No no no no no no noooooooooo! I didn't mean it THAT way! I meant it as a like like like, way."
Maurice's eyes widened when Roger said this. "Ya do! Gee whiz! Never in my entire life did I expect this!" "Oh shut it you batty fool! It's not like I'm TOTALLY obsessed and wanna get in bed with him." A quick gasp came from Maurice and his mouth opened. "I said NOT you idiot!" "You say no, but does your mind say yes?" Roger turned crimson and a foolish grin came over Maurice's face. Roger was now overwhelmed with embarrassment. He did not know that to say at all. Roger started fidgeting with his fingers and relentlessly began biting his nails.
"Naw c'mon Roggy! I PROMISE I won't tell anyone. But what's making you so pissed?"
"The stupid son of a rabbit horse eating crapass face, face puking elephant diving into the sea with a mackerel in his hand and gay boyfriend stealing crush person who ALWAYS gets what he fucking wants!"
Now, Maurice was astonished by Roger's behavior. He didn't know who this stupid son of a rabbit horse eating crapass face, face puking elephant diving into the sea with a mackerel in his hand and gay boyfriend stealing crush person who ALWAYS gets what he fucking wants guy was. But instead of doing nothing, he tried comforting the brooding Roger. Rubbing his hand up and down on Roger's tan back, Maurice's aim was to clam him down, and at the same time figure out who this stupid son of a rabbit horse- well, you know the rest, person was.
"Ralph..." mumbled out Roger with venom seeping through. He completely HATED saying that name! Why do you think he made up that perfectly awesome other one!
"What 'bout Ralph?"
"He's the stupid man stealing son of a rabbit bastard that stole my Jack's heart..."
Okay, now Maurice was absolutely confused on this situation! "So..." he began, "You like Jack but Jack likes Ralph, who likes him back and now you're all depressed because you figured that out?" "Took you long enough..." Maurice was taken aback by this and stopped rubbing Roger's back. 'This island is really turning into a gay fest...Soon enough I bet I'll see Robert and Bill making out, or whatever...' He made a disgusted face at the thought. "Well, maybe you could try to win Jack back?" "What the bloody hell are you talking about? Did you go insane? How in God's bloody kingdom am I gonna do that? He adores the rabbit asshole!" Maurice couldn't help but laugh at the ending sentence. "The gay rabbit is everything Jack wants...And what am I? His trusty sidekick that's what..." Maurice scratched the back of his head and gave out a loud sigh. "Show the chief what you're made of! I mean yeah, Ralph could stand on his head, but you- YOU know how to hunt batty pigs! That's something Ralph can't do in a thousand years! Also, you've been more loyal to the chief than anyone else has been!" Hearing this, Roger snapped out of his depressed state and stood up strong. "Yeah! Your right Maurice! I am better than that rabbit!" "Atta boy! Now you're thinkin'!"
Two pairs of quick pitter patting of feet were scampering about. They were told to go to Jack and tell him that the two pigs were finally caught. Until they heard some voices up ahead.
"Hey Sam, do you hear that!"
"Mhhm, it sounds lot like Roger doesn't it?"
"Should we see what they're talking 'bout?"
"I dunno Eric, don't cha think that'll be rude?"
"I guess..."
"But we outta listen though! It might be something important!"
"Mkay!"
The two twins got down to their knees and palms and crawled over to a nearby bush. To them this wasn't really eavesdropping, more like listening in to something important the chief's right hand man is saying.
"This will get Ralph!" Maurice's voice.
"Yeah! He'll pay for being in a relationship with Jack! Come on Maurice, we better check up on those bigguns and see if they caught the pigs."
With that their voices began trailing off into the distance. When their voices weren't heard anymore Sam got up. He was shocked and baffled, same with Eric too. "I don't get it. What do they mean..." Eric's meek voice came out, he grabbed on to his brother's arm, which helped pull him up. "Me either... Should we ask Ralph 'bout this?" "Should we? I dunno..." "We maybe should." "Okay then. So we should." "Yup, we should."
The two took a hold of each other's hand, and then intertwined their fingers together. The twins really were a duo. They really loved each other. They really were true brothers. That's why they did everything with one another. They're not dependent from each other, but more like they shared the same brain. And so, as they walked to tell the message to Jack, and to speak to Ralph personally, they shared their thoughts. Thoughts about what would outcome from this situation.
The sun was beginning to fall, and now shadows were seen. The sky was mixed with a variety of colors. Red, orange, purple, blue, yellow, many many kinds. The ocean reflected the colors of the sky; its clear blue waves were now a mix. Mostly yellow and orange though. While the ocean reflects the sky, the fire that was lit upon woods and dry leaves reflected the color of the ocean's waves. Burning inside the fire was two roasting pigs. Their heads were cut off, and they were gutted already. A group of littluns and bigguns sat around it. Laughing and chatting away.
"I'm so glad you could finally eat with us Ralph!" Sam was trying to tie back his somewhat long strands of sandy hair. His attempt failed though, his hair was only up to his shoulders.
"Yeah, me too Sam! It was agonizing torture and pain being suck in that cave all bloody day long! Ya know what I mean?"
"No..."
"Not really"
Once again Sam and Eric were speaking as one. Ralph gave off a chuckle. He was always amused by the twins. They always do things never apart from each other, and that really inspired Ralph.
The pigs just finished cooking and the boys got in a line again. After getting their piece, that was when Sam and Eric decided to tell Ralph. Well, first of all they wanted to go further away from the group. "Um...Ralph, could we talk to you over there?" Eric pointed out a place near the entrance of a part of the forest where he and Sam laid out some leaves to sit on. It was probably fourteen or fifteen feet away from the rest of the group, but the farther, the better. "There? Don't you think thats a little too far boys?" The only response was the twins shaking their head in a no fashion way.
Ralph gave off a sigh, "Fine. Go over there then, I'll go tell Merridew."
At this time Ralph wasn't anywhere near Jack. He sat across from the red head. That meant Jack, then five feet, the fire place where they cooked the pigs, another five feet, then Ralph. He walked over to Jack, carrying the piece of pork in his hand.
"Merridew."
"Hmm? Oh, it's you. What?"
"Me, Eric, and Sam are sitting over there. They wanna talk to me about something, and we don't want your little tribe to be hearing up on us."
Jack nodded, "Do what you want. Just don't do it next time." Jack's face had not had a trace of concern in it, but on the look on his eyes, and by the sound of his voice, he was pretty melancholy about the decision. He didn't like the fact that he and Ralph HAD to act rude to each other. But they had no other choice unfortunately.
"Thanks Jack..." a soft whisper came from right before he walked over to where Sam and Eric were.
"Uh, so did the chief get mad Ralph?"
"Nah, he was cool with it."
Sam and Eric exchanged surprised looks, but soon enough they turned into smiles. All Ralph did was make a what? kind of face.
"Ralph, this is what we hafta ask you." Sam began.
"Do you-" "Have a-" "Crush on-" "The chief?"
Ralph starred at the two. He was flabbergasted. What was he to say? The truth? A lie?
"Ralph, please don't lie to us!"
"You could trust us Ralph!"
"TELL US THE TRUTH!" they pleaded simultaneously. Okay, now they were pushing Ralph's buttons. "Why do you guys really want to know?" "BECAUSE! The chief's been acting really nice since you came along and joined us!" Ralph put on a puzzled look on his face. "You think I'M the reason? It could be something else too ya know!" Sam finished his pork and crossed his arms. "Like what Ralph, like what?" Another puzzled look. "Well...ermm...Uh...FINE! OKAY! FINE! You got me!" Eric dropped the pork he was eating onto the ground out of surprise. Ralph admitted it.
Ralph's face was now flushed, but it was well hidden, thanks to the setting sun. But the way he was acting, all shyly like a school girl who just told her crush she loves him, gave it all off.
"Are you serious?" Sam let out a giggle, and Eric began laughing his ass-uh...butt off. (Sorry I couldn't help but do that XD)
"N-no duh I'm bloody serious...And I haven't gone batty because Jack likes me back." WHOOPS! That was a slip of the tongue! Ralph suddenly turned a deep crimson shade of red and covered his mouth with both of his hands.
"Whoa..."
"Gee Ralph, thats...I'm...I'm so proud of you! Ya found yourself a lover on this batty island!"
Ralph scratched the back of his head, having a embarrassed looked on his face. "You don't need to put it like that Sam."
"So? What makes the chief so attractive to you Ralph?" Eric had a huge grin plastered on his face. He just couldn't stop smiling now!
"W-we don't need to go into details now do we Eric?"
"Naw c'mon Ralph-"
"You already started!"
Ralph ran a hand through his fair hair and groaned. He gave up to the twins, if he didn't though, they'd keep pressing him. "Well, Jack and nice, and sensitive. He's very loving and caring... His red hair really does contrast with his majestic sky blue eyes. And his freckles just blend in with his whole face." Ralph giggled which made the twins giggle too.
"Teeheeheeh, and I bet you also like his body." Eric laughed out loud. "His slim, muscular booodddyyy."
"And the fact that the chief is like Tarzan! He only wears a piece of cloth and his undies to cover his behind and front!" Sam added, not able to restrain his laughter. Ralph was laughing along but stopped when he had heard this. That was true! Jack was barely clothed!
"I should really rip his pants into shorts, then make him wear it." Sam and Eric nodded in agreement to that, then Ralph went on, "And make him wear his long cape again!" Ralph looked up into the sky dreamily. He couldn't stop imagining Jack wearing his newly cut black shorts, and black cape. He'd stand up on his "throne", that was on castle rock, and hold up his spear in right hand. Jack's belt which contained his sheath and sword would go from the top of his right hip, and go diagonally down to the middle of his thy. The twins were non stop, trying to catch their breath from laughter. They forgot all about what they REALLY had to tell Ralph, they forgot what REALLY was important. Roger. The one and only that would stand between Jack and Ralph. And that was a big mistake.
Enjoyed it? I doubt it XD This chappy was a bit boring right? Maybe... Who knows! Well, I like the way I described Jack though! hurhurhur! Well, heres a heads up, the next chapter is going to be a bit shocking... ^_^ I can't wait! It might take a while though because school is back... Nuurrg... I'll update when I have the chance! Thanks for all the support!
