Anyway, I'm continuing this, I hope it's alright, thought I', not quite as happy with this part as the first.

Disclaimer: I *whimper* do not *sigh* own Glee.


As it turns out, Rachel and Jesse? Way worse than Finn and Rachel could ever be. Because even while the lack the baby talk and "I wuv you toos!", they walk around talking about Barbra fucking Streisand all day, and singing songs to talk to each other like they're in some badly written musical.

The worst part is that it's not even the I'm-just-putting-up-with-this-to-get-in-your-pants way Puck dealt with it, the dude actually seemed to enjoy it. (Which only raised his 'Rachel=Beard' suspicions.) But other than a ridiculous love of show tunes, St. James exhibited no other signs of mortifying gayness, so Rachel and him paraded around laughing at theater jokes, insulting other peoples singing, and aren't they just the luckiest bastards.

But of course, only one side of the broken heart is happy, because while Rachel shows off her new arm candy, Finn walks around sullenly, looking like someone kicked his puppy, then ran over it with a car. Puck can only say that it's a little more than ridiculous.

But then he learns that in Hudson's little heartbroken haze, he goes and does the stupidest thing as fucking possible. He sleeps with Santana Lopez. Because that's really gonna make everything better. He's not really sure what Rachel and Jesse have but up to, and he doesn't really want to find out, because that shit? Brings up a whole load of mental images he really doesn't need.

So yeah, make fun all you want, but sometimes he thinks if he had three wishes, he might have to make one of them to get Finn and Rachel together at last, because all the sing-my-life crap is really a little torturous to endure.


He's not exactly sure what he's thinking when he agrees to go over to Rachel's. Forget that, he knows exactly what he was thinking. Rachel plus house and hot jewishness equals even hotter make outs. So he's more than a little disappointed when she just wants help on a glee number. And sure, maybe he hates Jesse a little more when his this close to sucking face with her and she remembers she has a boyfriend. Which normally, would never be a problem.

But of course he helps her anyway, just in case she changes her mind.

The first few minutes of the Run Joey Run video goes as planned. Despite the song quite possibly being the worst song ever written, he had the feeling he and Rachel pulled it off. But as time closed in around the car scene, (his personal favorite scene by the way) he heard the voice change, and it only took a second to realize who's voice it was because Jesse got so many solos he had a feeling it was forever implanted in his memory.

And as he watches as Finn and Jesses faces flash across the screen, and he just has to shake his head little, because Rachel Berry just cannot pull off 'slut'.

"This is garbage!"

So when he walks out of the room later, as boy number three that was played by Rachel Berry, he can't help but wonder how he got pulled into this mess.


"Turn around…"

Like he said, Puck doesn't do the whole sing-your-life thing. But shit, the look on Berry's face is just so sad, and he just gets it. So he sings that one little line, and let's Finn and Jesse take over from there. Because he likes Rachel (well sorta), but he just isn't as serious as a competitor as Finn or Jesse. (he still thinks it's kind of hilarious that there's actually a competition)

When he walks out at the end, he's not entirely sure why. Quinn just grabs his hand after Finn walks out, and he follows by force, noticing the lingering Jesse. For a second he thinks they're leaving to give the two time to talk, but when he's in the hallway, he turns around and Jesse walking after the rest of them, and his only thought was "We just left her all alone." But he didn't go back, all because he was that much of a dick.


He feels like banging his head against the wall. Or bursting out into laughter. He's not really sure. But seriously, could the dude be any more obvious?

I want Jessie's girl…

(You might think now is a good time for him to remember that a few weeks ago, he was up there doing the exact same thing. But he doesn't. So shut up about it.)

He thinks quietly to himself that it was probably a good idea that Finn sang this while Jesse was gone, because even though Jesse was nothing compared to the Puckerone, he had a feeling Finn might have been in trouble if Jesse was here to witness the exchange.

Rachel looked a little uncomfortable herself. She sat there, giving little half-smiles, her face rather conflicted. At some points she even looked a bit confused, which made her wonder if she could even hear the song in the right pitch due to her current disease.

Speaking of which, Rachel with tonsillitis? One of the funniest fucking things he's ever seen. It infuriated her not to be able to do what she loved most, and now no one had to put up with her singing not-so-much-to-herself all throughout the day.

However when he saw her walking into school with awful hair and bowl full of Cheerios (he gets the irony), he almost wanted to stop and make sure she was okay. But Finn beat him to the punch, so he shrugged it off and let Lover Boy take care of it.


It felt oddly familiar.

I mean, it was just like any of the other numbers they sang, but this was the first one Rachel had sung with them in a while. He doesn't really understand it, but it just seems more real that way. Because Rachel Berry makes the Glee club.

And he's pretty sure everybody knows that. And maybe there a little afraid of it. As egotistical as it sounds coming from her, they do need her to win, and to be great. Who knows what would happen if she lost her voice. He guesses now that they probably don't like the fact that the depend on her so much, but he totally got that, cause it kinda freaked him out too.


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