Chapter 7 of Half brothers love.


Eric's POV

"WE DO NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP" I shouted "WE WILL NEVER HAVE A RELATIONSHIP" He sighed. Then my mom walked in.

"Poopsikins is everything alright" she asked.

"No, nothing is alright" I said angrily then pointed at Scott "I want him to leave now"

"Oh Eric, he's just trying to make up for what he's done"

"No, he's not" I said "He's being a complete asshole who doesn't know when to quit" My mom sighed.

"Oh Eric, I know it was upsetting finding out that you killed your own father, but that's no reason to be angry with your half brother"

"That's not the only reason, he sold me his pubic hair without telling me that I had to grow them myself"

"And I feel really sorry about that" Scott said "I really do" I glared at him. My mom smiled. Then she left.

"No you don't, you just want to get inside my pants"

"Well that's only half true" He said "I do want that, but I would also like to get to know you better"

"Yeah right"

"Its true, you don't really think I would want to make out with you without first getting to know you"

"Oh yeah, what about in the woods"

"Oh, well I knew plenty about you then too, but I want to learn more about you besides that we're related" He said. I laughed. I hardly believed that. "Its true you are a very interesting person. We are so much alike"

"We are nothing alike"

"Of course we are, both cruel bastards, both evil, and both fatherless"

"I am not evil"

"Oh really, this from the kid who dressed up like Hitler and tried to get rid of the Jews"

"What? How do you know that" I asked appalled that he knew.

"I told you I spent plenty of time in a mental institution, enough time to learn everything about you" He said "I know more then even that. I know about the time you tried to cancel Family Guy, can't blame you for hating it, the time you helped Wall Mart out, and the time you locked a bunch of hippies in your basement"


Well there you go. I had a lot of energy today, so I figured might as well use it for another chapter. Well I remembered in the 201 episode how Scott said how he learned about everything about Eric. I thought hey lets just use it here.