TheElly929: Okay, so I found out the ages of all of the characters in the story so far and their birthdays and blood types, except for Mayuri (Sorry, Mayu-chan)

Mayuri: It's okay, you can decide later.

TheElly929: (neko-chan face which looks like this: 3) Really?

Mayuri: Yes.

TheElly929: Just for that, you can do the disclaimer!

Mayuri: WOOT! Unfortunately, Elly-sama does not own Naruto-sama. If she did, then Naruto would have already done that already.

TheElly929: (pats Mayuri's head) Aw, you're gonna be my new spawn!

Mayuri: Tee-hee! Okay, here come the characters!


Naruto: October 10th, Libra, Type B, 23

Hinata: December 27th, Capricorn, Type A, 23

Sakura: March 28th, Aries, Type O, 24

Sasuke: July 23rd, Leo, Type AB, 24

Shikamaru: September 22nd, Virgo, Type AB, 24

Ino: September 23rd, Virgo/Libra, Type B, 24

Neji: July 3rd, Cancer, Type O, 25

Tenten: March 9th, Pisces, Type B, 25

Shino: January 23rd, Aquarius, Type AB, 24

Choji (he's gonna appear someday): May 1st, Taurus, Type B, 24

Kiba: July 7th, Cancer, Type B, 24

Lee: November 27th, Sagittarius, Type A, 24

And now for the teachers who are soon going to appear (again because of Gai).

Gai: January 1st, Capricorn, Type B, 37

Kakashi: September 15th, Virgo, Type O, 37

Kurenai: June 11th, Gemini, Type AB, 38

And now for Chapter 5 of NaruHina: a love story.


Hinata had the best night of her life. First, Naruto took her to a fancy restaurant called Parpuru Doragon (Purple Dragon, it's silly right, but I was desperate for a name, okay? STOP TORTURING ME NARUTO FANGIRLS!), which had all the best meals in Konoha. Then he took her to a romantic movie called "Uta no Yamatonadeshiko" (Song of a Perfect Woman).

They stopped by the Konoha Park and traced known constellations (damn it Naruto, you're making me cry just typing this). They told jokes and stories that they both never heard. Finally, Naruto walked Hinata home. They were an inch away from kissing when Hiashi happened to walk out of the Hyuuga compound.

"Sorry," Hiashi said. I'm off on a night stroll." He looked up at the starlit sky. "Nice weather, ne?"

"Yes it is, Hiashi-sama," said Naruto. "I'll see tomorrow the, Hina-hime."

"Until then, Naru-Naru," she said. She gave him a kiss on the cheek and walked inside. She fainted once she reached her bed. She also turned read when she thought about what she did. 'Wow,' she thought. 'This is going to be more than I thought.' She fell asleep, smiling a full, hearty smile.


Naruto remembered the advice given to him by Ino, Tenten, and Sakura. He gave Hinata a bouquet of flowers before they went out (lavender and lilac to be exact). They went to an expensive and glamorous restaurant and went to see a movie. It wasn't so bad but it kept Hinata going. Also, at the park where they told jokes and stories (the camera pans up to the sky (got that from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)) Naruto found out that they have a lot of things in common.

When it was time for Hinata to get home, Naruto bought her a bracelet. Engraved on one of the plates was Hinata. A heart shaped charm had "love" written in kanji in the center of it. Once they got back to the Hyuuga compound, they were about to kiss when suddenly, Hiashi popped out saying something about a "night stroll" (old men these days). Naruto was embarrassed and gave her a kiss on the cheek after she did that to him and went home.

That night, when he got home to his room, he looked at a few pictures that were on his desk. One was the graduation class of the Rookie 9. He was standing next to Hinata since none of the other two girls wanted to stand next to him. Another one was a picture of his parents and a newborn Blondie. 'Look how cute I was,' thought Naruto admiring the picture. 'People are right; my looks are the same as my father's.'

The third picture was taken with the Konoha 11 boys. Shikamaru had a lazy look in his eyes and was sitting on a log. Choji smiled as he put a potato chip in his mouth. He was sitting on the same log as Shikamaru. Lee was doing the nice guy pose and was standing next to Choji. Neji was simply smirking and was leaning against a rock with his eyes closed, folding his arms. Shino, well, was just being Shino standing in front of Shikamaru. Kiba had Akamaru on his head and he didn't have his hood on his head. He was giving one of his doggy smirks. Naruto smiled one of his biggest smiles that he had ever given. He was basically sitting on a log that was front and center giving two thumbs up. 'Wow,' thought the older Naruto. 'I had so much energy when I was younger.' (So you finally noticed that, you dense person. You're denser than lead.)

But the fourth picture had the greatest impact on him. It was the Team 7 picture. Sakura was blushing and was giving one of her girly smiles. Sasuke had an aggravated look on his face and was standing in ¾ profiles (I love to draw!). Naruto also had an aggravated look on his face, but he folded his arms and his gaze directed to Sasuke.

Naruto started to cry because he failed to bring back Sasuke three times. The third time Hinata got hurt just by trying.

"Don't worry, Hinata-hime," he said out loud to himself. "I'm going to protect you no matter what." All three images of him appeared. One of them was from his 12-13 year old stage and the second was his 15-16 year old stage. "Because my Nindo, my ninja way is 'Never go back on your word'." He cried his eyes out until he fell asleep.

(Applause from a random audience.)


Hinata woke up early the next morning to birds chirping and a nice bright sunshine. Although this was the beginning of autumn, the leaves were still green and happy. She was on her way to her private bathroom, when she accidentally bumped into Neji.

"Gomennasai, Neji-niisan," said Hinata, bowing.

"It's okay," said Neji apathetically. "So how was last night?"

Hinata blushed. "It was nice. Naruto took me to a really fancy restaurant and a movie."

"Sounds good," said Neji, sounding a little impressed. 'Who would've thought that Naruto was such a romantic?' Neji thought to himself. "Well then, have a nice day. And Tenten said something about meeting her at her shop at noon."

"Arigato," said Hinata. She walked off.

"Oh, Hinata," said Neji with a concerned voice (A/N: Concerned?)

"Naninani (What is it?) Neji-niisan?"

"Be careful."

Hinata had a confused look on her face. Then she bowed to him. "Don't worry," she said. "I will." She walked to her private bathroom (which was outside of her bathroom).


Naruto woke up the next day with a thumping headache. It was hard to bear with since the sun was shining so brightly. So he called Shikamaru to tell him to cover for him that day. But he got the regular response from his childhood friend.

"What a drag," said Shikamaru lazily. "Why of all days to you have to be sick? I'm going on a mission today. Remember?"

"Oh, right," said Naruto. "Ask Sakura if she could help me today." He hung up the phone and returned to his grogginess. He heard the doorbell resound throughout the whole mansion. 'Aw damn,' thought Naruto. 'Who could it be at this time?' As he walked down the stairs his headache seemed to grow every step he took. He opened the door and saw that Sakura was standing in front of him.

Sakura had her long bubble gum pink hair in a bun. She wore a raspberry pink two piece dress that revealed her flat stomach. On that dress had the Haruno clan's white circle at the top and the bottom. Instead of black shorts, she wore black leggings. She wore her black heeled ninja sandals. In her hands was a first aid kit.

"I heard that you were sick," said Sakura, her jade green eyes shimmering. "May I come in?"

"Sure," said Naruto. She took off her heels and walked into the grandeur house.

"Wow, your house is big," said Sakura, astonished. "Show me your room please."

Naruto walked her up the stairs. He showed her an orange room and opened the door. He lay down on his bed. Sakura took out her stethoscope and plugged it in her ears. She put the cold metal part to the center of his back when he sat up.

"Take a deep breath in," said Sakura. "Take one deep breath out." She removed the stethoscope and pulled out a thermometer from her case. "Open your mouth." He did just that and she stuck the thermometer in his mouth. She pulled it out after 5 seconds and read the temperature. It was 101.4°F in his body.

She looked for blood clots and damaged vessels. She found some on his legs and a few on his right arm. She instantly healed them.

"Have you been suffering from stress lately?" asked Sakura.

"Now that you mention it, yes I have," said Naruto.

"Tell me about it," said Sakura. "I'm all ears."

"I'm stressed out about Hinata," said Naruto resting his head in his hands. "Because she's been getting hurt not only because of others, because of me." He sighed.

"I see," said Sakura, putting on a pair of thin glasses. "How do you feel?"

"I don't know," said Naruto. "I feel guilty for causing her so much pain. I mean, I didn't notice her until now. She was always hiding." He sighed again. Naruto explained to Sakura how Hinata made him feel. From every hair on her head to how she walked, Naruto said every detail. Sakura wrote down every detail that Naruto said. 'Wow,' Sakura thought. 'This is interesting.'

"Well Naruto," said Sakura. "Although you are physically sick, I have to say that your emotions are taking the blame for this and are taking their toll on you."

"What do you mean?" asked Naruto. "What about my emotions?"

"What I am saying is," Sakura said calmly. Then she stated dramatically. "What I am saying is that you, Naruto Uzumaki, are love sick."

"N-N-N-NANI?" screamed Naruto. Trust me; you can hear him say that all the way outside of the Milky Way Galaxy. Sakura covered her ears.

"You heard me, Uzumaki," said Sakura, uncovering her ears and fussing with her glasses. "You. Are. Love. Sick."

"Oh. My. Kami-sama," said Naruto. "I can't be."

"Let's see your symptoms: you are constantly worried about her, you kiss her constantly, you start to stress yourself out all the time about her, and you go to sleep crying."

"I still don't believe you." Naruto swung his legs onto his bed. He stared at the ceiling. Sakura noticed the abs on him. 'Wow,' thought Sakura. 'He has a pretty good physique. Hina-hime, you are so lucky.'

"Okay then," said Sakura. "Time for plan B."

"What plan B?" asked Naruto, sitting up straight in his bed.

"I'm going to call Shikamaru, Ino, Mayuri, Choji, and Kiba."

"Why? What are you going to do?"

"You'll see."

Sakura dialed various numbers and Shikamaru, Ino, Mayuri and Choji came. Kiba also came with his second dog, Togamaru who had a keyboard on his back. They were all in the living room.

"Hurry up and get dressed," said Sakura, removing her glasses. "Meet me and the rest of the crew in your living room."

"Why?" asked our dumbfounded Hokage.

"Like I said before, you'll see."

Naruto decided to shower first and he dressed up in a dark green T-shirt and khaki shorts. He walked down the stairs and noticed that his living room was transformed into the scene where Meg was singing with the Muses in Hercules.

"Why the hell is my living room like this?" asked Naruto. "Well whatever. KAI (Release)!" But the genjutsu failed to release.

"Sorry Naruto," said Sakura. "That won't because Mayuri advanced genjutsu." She stuck her tongue out at Naruto. "Kiba!" She signaled Kiba to start playing the music.

"Since when do you play instruments, Kiba?" asked Naruto, astonished.

"You don't need to know," said Kiba. "Just listen to the melody." He played the intro to "I Won't say (I'm in Love) from Disney's Hercules. Naruto started singing in a tenor's voice (A/N: Note: This song is © Copyright of Disney. I just happened to rewrite it because it was the girl's version and I didn't want Naruto to be seen as a gay guy).


Naruto

If there's a prize for rotten judgment,

I guess I've already won that

No woman is worth the aggravation

That's ancient history,

Been there

Done that

Shikamaru, Sakura, Ino, Mayuri, Choji

Who'd ya think you're kidding?

She's the earth and heaven to ya

Try to keep it hidden, honey we can see right through ya

Boy ya can't conceal it

We know how you're feelin', who you're thinking of

Naruto

Ooooh

No chance, no way, I won't say it, no no

Shikamaru, Sakura, Ino, Mayuri, Choji

You swoon, you sigh

Why deny it, uh oh

Naruto

It's too...cliché

I won't say I'm in love

(Oooooh ooooh oooh)

I thought my heart had learned its lesson

It feels so good when ya start out

My head is screaming "get a grip, boy!"

"Unless you're dying to cry your heart out!" Ooooh oooh

Shikamaru, Sakura, Ino, Mayuri, Choji

You keep on denying

Who you are and how you're feelin'

Baby, we're not lying, hon we saw ya hit the ceiling

Face it like a grown up

When ya gonna own up that ya got, got, got it bad?

Naruto

Whoa

No chance, no way, I won't say it, no no

Shikamaru, Sakura, Ino, Mayuri, Choji

Give up, or give in

Check the grin, you're in love!

Naruto

This scene won't play

I won't say I'm in love

You're way off base

I won't say it

Get off my case

I won't say it

Shikamaru, Sakura, Ino, Mayuri, Choji

Boy, don't be proud, it's ok, you're in love

Naruto

Ooooooh

At least out loud

I won't say I'm in...love

Shikamaru, Sakura, Ino, Mayuri, Choji

Sha la la la la la... (Sigh)


When the song was finished, Naruto, Shikamaru, Ino, Mayuri, Sakura, and Choji sighed. Naruto was now sitting on his couch looking up at the ceiling, daydreaming.

"I hate to say this to you Naruto," started Shikamaru. "But you just said that you're not going to say it out loud that you're in love. And you did.

"Oh. My. Kami-sama," said Naruto. "Why didn't you tell me?!"

"Because. We. Wanted. You. To. Figure. It. Out," said Choji in between chomps of his potato chips.

"Face it, Naruto-sama," said Mayuri. "You're. In. Love."

"No I'm not," denied Naruto. "You know what? I'm going to take a walk."

"Good. Luck. With. That," grunted Choji. "Hope. You. Feel. Better. About. Yourself."

"Thanks Choji," said Naruto. He walked out of his house and went on a stroll around the village. He decided to stop by Ichiraku Ramen Shop.

"OI! JII-CHAN!" yelled Naruto.

"You called Naruto?" said Teuchi, the ramen shop owner.

"One miso pork ramen with an egg please!" cried the Hokage.

"Sure thing," said Teuchi to his favorite customer.


-Earlier that day with Hinata . . .-

Hinata went to the weapons shop downtown where Tenten was helping out customer with selecting weapons. When Tenten spotted her, she told her manager that she was going on a lunch break.

"Hi there, Hina-chan!" Tenten squealed, her pigtails swaying. She gave Hinata a bone crushing hug. Hinata was turning red due to how hard Tenten was hugging her.

"Tenten," Hinata breathed. "Can't. Breathe. Hugging. Too. Hard!"

"Oh, sorry," Tenten giggled. "So what happened between you and Naruto yesterday?"

"Well, um," said Hinata. "H-he g-gave me some flowers, t-took me out to a fancy restaurant and to a movie."

"Did anything else happen?" asked Tenten. They were on their way to the dango shop.

"Well, um," said Hinata. "H-He w-walked m-me h-home a-and h-he a-almost k-kissed m-me."

"Whoa," said Tenten. "Someone's on the romantic side. It all because of those books that Kakashi-sensei read." She pulled out a kunai and started to examine it. "Listen Hinata. I want you to be careful with Naruto."

"W-Why is that?" asked Hinata.

"Because you'll never know what he might do to you," said Tenten. "He might even . . ." She whispered the rest of the provocative statement into Hinata's ear. Hinata's eyes widened and she turned strawberry red.

"I think I said too much," said Tenten, sheepishly. "Let's face it. Someday it will be our time to do that someday." Tenten saw the look on her younger and innocent friend. She was both shocked and embarrassed. This was coming from her cousin's wife-to-be for Kami-sama's sake. But it was a good thing that she didn't faint. Or that wouldn't be a good thing.

They finally arrived at the dango shop, the one that our favorite Tokubetsu Jounin, Anko Mitarashi usually orders dango.

"Two orders of dango please," said Tenten.

"Five hundred ryo," said the vendor. Tenten pulled out her wallet and pulled out 5 100 ryo notes.

"Arigato," said Tenten. Both of the jounin sat outside enjoying their dango and the conversation. Or at least Tenten was.

"You know what, Hina-chan?" asked Tenten.

"What is it Ten-chan?" asked Hinata.

"Panda-chan has some advice for you," said Tenten in a childish voice. "Next week is your knight in shining armor's birthday. I think that you should give him this for his birthday." Tenten whispered in her ear again, telling her the provocative message. The camera pan up again as Hinata screams at Tenten.

"Ten-chan!" exclaimed Hinata, embarrassed. "Why are you telling me this?"

"I really don't know," said Tenten. "I just wanted you to get ready when the time comes."

"It doesn't look like it. Besides, I have a question for you."

"What is it?"

Hinata tried her best not to blush, but she couldn't. She asked the question as if she were the 13 year old girl we knew and loved if she had the guts to confess to Naruto.

"Didyouhavesexbefore?"

"Well you see . . ." said Tenten. "Oh who am I kidding? Yeswedid."

"Did it hurt?"

"The first time it does. But you'll enjoy it afterwards." Tenten saw the expression on Hinata's face. She was literally cowering before the sexually experience Tenten. (A/N: For those of you who read this fanfic I am a virgin okay? I heard from other people it hurts! Stop bugging me! (Gets run over by fan girls and boys)).

"Well, I-I'm going to g-g-go now," said Hinata. "Bye!"

"But you didn't tell me about what happened between you and Naruto fully!" shouted Tenten.

"I'll call you later!" shouted (or rather spoke loudly) Hinata. "She ran off into the direction of the place where Ichiraku Ramen Shop was. She halted when she saw a familiar blond eating what looked like his eighth bowl of ramen.

'Oh my goodness,' thought Hinata. 'H-He's right there! Now is not the time to be nervous, Hinata. Walk up to him!'

"One diet miso pork ramen please," said Hinata, blushing.

"Comin' right up!" said Ayame, Teuchi's daughter.

"Hey there Hina-chan!" said Naruto. He had a familiar glimmer in his eyes that shone whenever he was happy to see someone.

"H-Hello, Naru-kun," she said, blushing. She sat down in the stool next to Naruto. The thing that surprised Naruto was that Hinata didn't wear a hoodie. She wore a midnight blue ninja dress that was cotton until her stomach area. From there, her whole abdomen was covered in mesh material. The skirt part of the dress was cotton and reached 3 inches above her knees. She wore mesh leggings and black heeled ninja sandals.

'Why can't she look that good whenever we are together?' he thought to himself. 'Well I'm not saying that she didn't look good but she looks hot now. What the hell am I saying?' He mentally slapped himself.

"You're saying that you want her badly," said the Kyuubi.

'Eh?' said Naruto to the demon lord.

"You know what I mean idiot!" he said again. "You want to rid the innocence from her."

'That's not what I was thinking about, Ero-Kyuubi!'

"Whatever you say. Roll the clips!"

Naruto was daydreaming since the Kyuubi rolled erotic clips in his mind. But all of those horribly nasty daydreams came to an end when he heard Hinata's voice.

"N-Naruto?" said Hinata, not adding "kun" to his name. "A-Are you okay?"

"Oh, yes," he said. "What's wrong?"

"Un, you're gripping onto my thought too hard," she muttered. Naruto looked down and saw that his hand was holding on to her thigh, close to the area (hint, hint, nudge, nudge).

"I-I'm s-sorry a-about th-that," stuttered Naruto. "There's just too 

much on my mind right now."

"Okay," Hinata replied. Naruto received his ninth bowl of ramen while Hinata got her bowl of ramen. Both of them were reaching for the chopsticks container. After what seemed like forever, their hands touched each other's hand.

"I'm sorry about that!" both of them said to each other.

"You don't need to . . ." started Naruto.

"Apologize," finished Hinata. Both of them blushed when they noticed that they were both doing the same thing that a new couple that loved each other so much that they didn't notice that would do. Speaking at the same time, finishing each sentences and awkward silences are the three main clues to love. Well, I must say, they are experiencing an awkward silence right now. Hinata took her chopsticks and started to eat her ramen. Naruto watched her admiringly as she carefully ate her food. When she looked towards him, he turned away, blushing. She giggled and returned to eating her ramen. Naruto ate the ramen carefully and without noticing, Hinata was finished with her bowl. She walked out of the ramen shop, paying her bill.

"Keep the change," said Hinata. "A great ramen shop like yours could use the money."

"Arigato, Hinata-chan!" said Ayame. She collected the money. Naruto also paid his nine bowls of ramen with the exact amount.

"Thanks for your services!" exclaimed Naruto.

"You're welcome Naruto!" said Teuchi. "You are our favorite customer anyway! Thanks again." Naruto ran in the same direction that Hinata was headed.

"Wait Hina-hime!" said Naruto. She turned around.

"What is it?" she said.

"Well," he said. "Do you want to go to the same park that we went to yesterday? Today is a good day to go to my favorite spot."

"Oh, okay," said Hinata. "Do I have to go and change?"

"No, not at all," said Naruto smiling his signature grin (Kami-sama, he looks so smexy). "You're sexy, just the way you look." (A/N: In my journal, I wrote, you look good just the way you look. But I added the word sexy just to add a twist.)

"A-Arigato," said Hinata. Naruto grabbed her delicate hand.

"Well, what are you waitin' for?" he asked her. "Let's go!" They walked off to Konoha Park. (Insert "I Will Always Return" by Brian Adams here.)

I hear the wind call my name

The sound that leads

me home again

Naruto first took Hinata to the swing set. At this time, there weren't any children there. Naruto sat on the swing and motioned for Hinata to sit between his legs (A/N: No, they are NOT going to have SEX!). She felt uncomfortable at first, but she held onto his thighs for support. Naruto swung the both of them and they felt as if they were having the time of their lives.

"WHEE!" squealed Hinata. She was giggling loudly as if she was a little girl again. Naruto let out a husky, but content laugh, enjoying the moment.

It sparks up the fire - a flame that still burns

To you I will always return

I know the road is long,

But where you are is home.

wherever you stay,

I'll find the way.

The next activity that they were doing was playing tag with each other. If you think that playing tag with two people was boring, then you were wrong. If two nearly equally fast people were running after each other, then it would be fun. And they're ninja, too.

I'll run like the river,

I'll follow the sun,

I'll fly like an eagle,

to where I belong!

After tag, Naruto lifted Hinata up and put her on his shoulders and ran over to his favorite spot in the park (see my profile picture to see what it looks like). In that spot was a maple tree that was on the highest hill of the park. That spot had a nice view of Konoha. Naruto decided to do some cloud watching with Hinata (thanks for the idea, Shikamaru). They saw that the clouds resembled people they knew and familiar objects. The sun was setting two hours later. They saw Lee and Gai running in the lower part of the park (you should know why, it's so obvious).

I can't stand the distance,

I can't dream alone!

I can't wait to see you, yes I'm on my way home.

"Hina-chan," said Naruto. "Do you remember why I gave you that bracelet?"

"Not really," she said.

"I'll show you why," he said. "Put chakra into it."

Now I know it's true,

My every road leads to you

And in the hour of darkness

Your light gets me through

She did just that and she was surprised. The heart shaped charm was glowing lavender. The rest of the bracelet was a darker shade of purple.

"This is what you will use in case you are in serious danger. It's a type of weapon, more like a katana made out of your own chakra. That way, you can defend yourself." He showed her the chain around his right wrist. His was glowing a pumpkin orange. "Whenever you are in danger, my bracelet will go off and vice versa. The kunai I gave you was if you were ever lonely and needed me to comfort you."

You run like the river

You shout like the sun--yea!

You fly like an eagle,

yet you are the one

Hinata had tears falling down from her face. "Arigato, Naru-kun" she hiccupped. She age him a hug and Naruto embraced her back. Then, Naruto did something that he wouldn't do if he was 12,13,15, or 16. Well, at least he tried it on Sakura but it didn't work since he was constipated (see episode 2 or 3). He broke the embrace that Hinata was giving him.

"What's going on?" she asked. "Did I do anything wrong?"

"Shh," said Naruto putting a finger to her lips. Then he said in a sexy voice. "Just watch and follow what I'm doing." He cupped her chin with his right hand. His left arm was around her waist, which brought her close to him. She let him move her and then Naruto pressed his lips on Hinata's lips. His right hand was on her back right now, He caressed her back.

She put both of her arms around his neck, pulling her forward and deepening the kiss. What seemed like hours later as the camera panned away from this scene that should have happened about 9-12 years ago, they broke apart ever so slowly.

"Aishteru, Hina-hime," said Naruto.

"Aishteru, Naru-kun," said Hinata. (A/N: Aw, they said I love you to each other!) They kissed again and the sun was nearly in bed. When they broke apart again, Naruto wrapped his arms around Hinata's waist. She left her arms around his neck.

I'll be there for sunset,

and with all that I've learned,

oooh

Is to you, I will always

always, return.

"I don't know what I would do without you, Hinata," said Naruto.

"I don't know either," said Hinata. "I loved you ever since we were children and now look at us now. We both confessed our love to each other."

"I know," he said, rubbing her back. She let out a shudder, which made Naruto laugh. "I wonder why I even had a crush on Sakura in the first place. I mean, she was smart and pretty and she still is, but she was just never you."

"What do you mean?" asked Hinata.

"Hinata," said Hinata, his voice getting serious. "You are the smartest, funniest, most beautiful woman I have ever met." He pulled out a small box (see chapter 3 omake #3) and kneeled on his right knee (you know what that means).

"Hinata Hyuuga," he said with his voice trembling. "Will you marry me?"

Hinata gasped and began to turn red. "I-I don't know what to say."

"I'm sorry if I'm rushing thins, but I too, have loved you for a long time. Though it was a shorter period than you did with me. I loved you ever since we were teenagers, although it didn't look like it."

"Y-You did?" Hinata was shocked.

"I always admired you from afar. Whenever you were training with your teammates, I always thought you were cool. You were quiet and shy, but you are really smart. You're like a butterfly, emerging from its cocoon. That is why I would like to marry you. You were always full of surprises."

"Yes, and so are you, Naruto Uzumaki. That is why I love you, too. You were strong and confident. You never gave up and you always impressed everybody. Although I was your only fan girl, you were always supportive of me. You were and still are always there to protect me. That is why I say yes." Then, she said something that was not Hinata like at all.

"Now shut up and kiss me, Uzumaki!"

Naruto was shocked at first, but he kissed her anyway. Then it turned into a make-out session. Naruto was on top of Hinata (no, they are NOT having SEX!). Both of their tongues were for dominance. In the end, Naruto 

won. They would have continued right then and there, but it was too dark to see each other and to see if they were going to do it in the park (A/N: EW!)

"Shall we continue then, my fair lady?" asked Naruto.

"Much obliged, my lord," responded Hinata. Naruto placed the ring on her left ring finger and placed Hinata on his shoulders. They returned to the village. All of a sudden when they appeared around the Uchiha complex, a familiar duck haired bastard appeared from the shadows. Naruto put Hinata down and started to scan the area.

"Reveal yourself," said Naruto. "I know who you are, SASUKE!"

'Sasuke?' thought Hinata. 'Oh my goodness! He returned to the village!'

Sasuke stepped out of the shadows and clapped his hands.

"Good job, dobe," said Sasuke. He saw Hinata with him. "It appears that the dobe has a girlfriend now."

"Shut up, Sasuke," Naruto said. "I'm the one who runs this place anyway. Now tell me your business here.

"That is so obvious, you dobe. I am after you."

"What?" said Naruto and Hinata in unison.

Sasuke summoned the Chidori without signs. "I am going to kill you to bring you back to the Akatsuki." Sasuke charged forward with a Chidori. But he was stopped by a small shuriken shaped spheroid.

"Don't you ever lay a hand on Naruto," said Hinata fiercely. "Or I'll kill you."

"Well, well, well," said Sasuke. "It looks like the wallflower has become quite the social butterfly. And quite the feisty one, I might add." Sasuke looked at her physique. "She looks mighty fine, too. I'm gonna snag her." But his thoughts were cut short by a Wind Style: Rasengan to his back. This time, it was Naruto.

"Don't you ever say that about Hinata," said Naruto. "Or I'll kill you for real!"

"Oh yeah?" asked Sasuke who was disappearing into crows.

'Oh no,' thought Naruto. 'It's the Tsukuyomi! Must release!'

"I will punch you senselessly for the next 72 hours," said Sasuke who was red and black. The rest of the world was too. Sasuke started to torture Naruto. Naruto felt pain all over his body. He let out a scream.

"Naruto!" said Hinata. She shook him vigorously, but he was already dazed. "NARUTO!" She started to cry. She sobbed really hard and then saw black when she was knocked out Sakura style by Sasuke.

"Na-ru-to-kun," said Hinata. Sasuke carried her inside of his house and placed her in a cell in his cellar.

"Karin," he ordered the orange head. "Keep an eye on her."

"Yes, Sasuke-kun," said Karin. She stayed in the cellar and watched Hinata. 'I can't wait for my reward!' she thought. "Oh yeah baby! Sex 

with Sasuke after this!" her Inner self said. "ALRIGHT!" they said in unison

-Cliffhanger . . .-


OMG THAT WAS SO SAD!

Hinata was knocked out after Naruto was hypnotized! But what really made me cry was that Naruto said all of those things to her. How romantic. I wish a guy could say that to me! I wanna know what it feels like. And that kiss. I wish I was a real cartoon sometimes so that I can look at Naruto's smexy body. He looks so hot when he smiles in Shippuuden. Well then, this is good night. Bye! Oh, and by the way, Sakura comes to the rescue! Sorry, if this chapter and Naruto engaged to Hinata was kind of rushed. But please review. Please my fans, if you have NaruHina liking friends, let them read this story and review. I really need it so that I can walk off to the sequel in about 9 or more chapters. PLEASE REVIEW!

-TheElly929