TheElly929: Okay, I know that some of you readers might have been ticked off and/or wanted to kill me because of what I posted on the last chapter. Well, guess what? I am going to do something else to Sasuke, alright? STOP ANNOYING ME! I already beat myself up and slapped myself in the face so much just so that I can erase my failure as a writer. But I have news. There are going to be 19 chapters of NaruHina: a love story. This excludes the Author's Notes, Introduction, and the two Epilogues. Please guys don't make me feel worse than I already do. Just read so that I can feel better. *sigh* SPOILER: The sad news is that Naruto is leaving again (last chapter of the story). I am going to include some of the Naruto songs to that chapter. Once again, thanks for reading. PLEASE REVIEW!
Please ignore what I wrote above.
DISCLAIMER: If I owned Naruto, then they would have already done it like they do on the Discovery Channel (meaning Naruto and Hinata).
**Note: If you are going to give me a review, make sure it is about how should I better myself as a writer, or correct mistakes that I made, NOT tell me how YOU could have put it. I already had that, and it REALLY ticked me off.
And now for NaruHina: a love story, Chapter 8: Pre-Birthday Torture . . .
Hinata had a bad feeling so early in the morning. Ever since she was released from the hospital last night, she had this weird feeling that her three best friends were going to torture her with something.
'What are they going to do?' thought Hinata as she stared into the morning sky. 'I know that Naruto-kun's birthday is tomorrow . . .' her thoughts were stopped there when she remembered that her lover's birthday was the next day.
'Oh my goodness!' she thought again, panicking. 'Tomorrow is Naruto-kun's birthday! I need to buy him something!' She ran to her bathroom and took the quickest shower known to man (or woman). She dashed out of the bathroom with two towels (one for her hair, one for her body), and into her walk-in-closet. She threw random clothes out of the closet and found a baby blue ¾ length bell sleeved shirt with a pair of denim skinny jeans. She also had a baby blue pair of ballet flats and a blue purse. She took out a wad of bills from other purse and ran out of the house. She heard Neji call out to her, but she ignored it. She went straight to the village's shopping center, where she normally shops.
She went to the men's ninja clothing store and looked around to see if there was something in Naruto's size. A young man who was working at this store walked to her. He was about Hanabi's age and was skinny. He had brown eyes and dark brown hair.
"Hello," he said. "How may I help you?"
"Hello," said Hinata. "Do you have anything that is in." she gulped some air. "DoyouhaveanythingthatisintheHokage'ssize?"
"Right this way, ma'am," said the worker. She was lead to a private room that was stocked with custom made clothing for Naruto. She stared in awe at the hundreds of pants, jumpsuits, shirts, and shoes that was all for him.
"What thing in particular do you want?" he asked.
"Um," she started. "M-Maybe a jacket in blue and whatever colored shoes you have for him in his size."
"Alright," said the worker. He went to the deepest part of the room and came back 5 minutes later with what she wanted.
"Here you go, ma'am," said the worker. "Is this what you wanted?"
"Y-Yes," she breathed.
"Good," said the worker. "Have a nice day!"
"Same to you," she replied. Hinata left the room and paid for the clothing and made sure that they were gift wrapped/ But she changed her mind at the last minute and decided to put in a plain box. She ran back home and was about a quarter to twelve. That was when the doorbell rang. Neji went to answer it and he saw that Tenten, Sakura, and Ino were at the door. They were dying to get in since they had boxes of clothes in their arms.
"Hi Neji-kun," squealed Tenten. She leapt into the unaware Hyuuga's arms and they ended up on the floor.
"Hello Tenten," said Neji bluntly. "Someone's feisty this early in the afternoon."
"Okay, could we get past the romantics for once?" said Sakura.
"You're just jealous," said Tenten, getting up from her position and sticking out her tongue.
"Whatever," Sakura said, rolling her eyes. "Where's Hinata?"
"She just came back from the shopping center a few minutes ago," replied Neji. "She's in her room right now."
"Thanks," they all said. With sneaky twinkles in their eyes, they walked up the stairs and went to Hinata's room. Ino knocked on the door and Hinata opened it with a shocked look on her face.
"H-Hello," she stuttered. "W-W-What are y-you guys d-doing h-he-here?"
"We came to help you out," said Ino as she stepped into the room. Her stomach rumbled. "After I get something to eat first."
Hinata called Hanabi to get Ino a sandwich.
"I'll only do this if I'm involved with this!" exclaimed Hanabi. Hinata sighed and let her join their group. Hanabi ran off to get the sandwich while Tenten, Sakura, and Ino continued to talk to Hinata.
"So," said Tenten. "What are you going to give Naruto for his birthday?"
"Clothes," Hinata mumbled.
"It's too plain," said Tenten. "This is marrying age and you're giving him CLOTHES?"
"Then what s-should I g-give h-him?" stuttered Hinata.
"You," said Tenten. "Give him yourself."
"WHAT?!" she screamed for the first time in chapters.
"You heard me," said Tenten. "You're gonna give yourself to him."
Hinata fainted right then and there. Hanabi came to the room just in time to see her older sister on the floor.
"Get her on the bed," said Hanabi. Sakura and Tenten propped Hinata on her bed. Hanabi left the room and came back with a damp cloth.
In Hinata's Mind . . .
Hinata was floating in the depths of her mind. She was going back to a particular memory. A memory of when she was a week away from becoming a jounin . . .
Flashback . . .
It was the year that Hinata turned 17. Everybody that she knew that was in the 11 (with the exception of Neji) was going to become a jounin. But a week before the test, everyone who was of ages 17 and 18 were required to attend a special workshop. Little did they know it was part of a sex education seminar going on.
One of the teachers that happened to be there was Kurenai.
"Hello everyone," said Kurenai. "Today, I am going to show you a documentary called 'The Miracle of Life.' It's about well, you'll see for yourselves." Kurenai placed a DVD in the DVD player.
So basically, this video is about what happens in the womb of a young woman when she gets pregnant. Hinata was a little sickened about halfway through the movie. She walked out of the room. Sakura happened to follow her out of the room.
"Hinata, what's wrong?" asked Sakura.
"N-Nothing," she breathed. "Just needed to take in some fresh air."
"Alright then," said Sakura. "But you look a little pale. Are you alright?"
"Yes," said Hinata, who was breathing normally. "I'm okay." Then the both of them walked back inside of the room.
The next thing that was going to be shown to them was birth control and how to administer it. This was being taught by Shizune. But this time, the men and women were separated.
" . . . Some birth control methods can even be inserted into the uterus of the woman," Shizune said. Hinata started to look pale again and ran out of the room again, this time, clutching her stomach. Sakura and Tenten ran after her to see what was wrong this time.
"Hinata!" shouted Tenten. Hinata was in the bathroom, puking her heart out because she was sickened.
"Hinata!" Tenten shouted again. Tenten was knocking at the door this time. Hinata left the bathroom looking pale again.
"Hinata, are you alright?" asked Sakura.
"S-Sure," stammered Hinata. "N-Never b-better."
"What's wrong?" the other two girls asked.
"Bad sushi," said Hinata but with an uplift at the end of the sentence. It sounded like she was asking a question.
"Are you sure about that?" asked Sakura.
"Yeah," said Hinata. "I just need some water to drink."
"Alright," said Tenten. Tenten walked to the lobby while Sakura comforted Hinata.
"What's REALLY wrong with you, Hinata?" said Sakura. "I won't tell Tenten or Ino."
"Well," said Hinata. "I'm, I'm scared."
"Scared of what?" asked Sakura with more curiosity.
"Scared of sex," said Hinata. She waited for Sakura to laugh, or at least snicker. But Sakura didn't.
"Hina-chan, its okay to be scared," said Sakura. "Even I'm scared and at times disgusted."
"But you're a medical ninja," replied Hinata. "I though that this stuff was natural to you."
"It is, but even if it's natural, you can still be scared."
Hinata took a deep breath and walked back into the room. Sakura followed her and Tenten saw that they were leaving the bathroom so she followed them.
The last part of the workshop was when they were given a lecture about how sex was performed. Everything was going swimmingly for Hinata even though she was sitting next to Naruto. Although the bit around the condoms was too graphic, Hinata lived through it. Then Anko, of all people, came and spoke about how things are supposed to go.
" . . . And this is THE SMEX!" said Anko. She demonstrated this by putting a kunai into the hole of a shuriken. But things went downhill from there when Anko did something that was not supposed to be seen on public television right then and there.
But let's skip that part for now. All we need to know is that Hinata fainted right then and there. Naruto was there trying to wake her up.
"Hinata!" exclaimed Naruto. "Wake up!" But she didn't budge.
"Hinata!" he shouted again. Then Sakura, Tenten, and Ino came in and tried to wake her up. Until finally, Sakura pulled off a water styled jutsu and splashed water onto Hinata's face. She woke up with a startled look on her face.
"Wh-What happened?" asked Hinata.
"You were out cold," said Naruto. Hinata started to go beet red since 1. Naruto was really close to her and 2. He was holding on to her hand. She was about to faint again when Sakura pulled off yet another water styled jutsu.
End of flashback
Hinata was now backing in the empty space of her head. She was trying to find a way to gain courage. To find a way to become the best damn thing that Naruto's eyes have ever seen. To find a way to become a stronger woman. And lastly, to find a way to stop her friends from hovering over her. Slowly, Hinata entered into reality and saw that her friends and sister were hovering over her.
"Oh my Kami-sama!" exclaimed Tenten. "Are you alright, Hina-chan?"
"I'm alright," said the Byakugan heiress sans the stutter.
"Hina-neechan," said Hanabi, concerned. "Do you need anything?"
"No, not really," she said. Just a change in personality and courage.
The other four women smiled (or smirked, whichever one works in this situation).
"Come on," said Ino, grabbing Hinata's wrist. But she was struggling with it. Sakura aided Ino by pulling on the other wrist. "Let's get you tried into these things!"
So what's basically happening is that Sakura, Ino and Tenten are rummaging through the boxes to see what dress would fit her. In the end, they found a black asymmetrical dress with some sequins along the strap. It was slightly ruffled under the breasts. One side of the skirt of the dress was raised mid-thigh and was also ruffled. It too had sequins.
"Wow," said the other four girls.
"He'll definitely fall head over heels for you," said Sakura.
"Not even," added Ino. "He might faint the way that you do whenever you used to do." (Try to say that 3 times fast.)
"Maybe he'll let you be his one and only," said Tenten.
"I think that Naruto-niichan is a lucky man," said Hanabi. "And now for your hair . . ."
"Wait Hanabi-chan," said the Fashionista. "We need to give her some accessories first. Then we do the hair. But the hair comes tomorrow."
That was when they tortured, err, I mean fixed her up even more. Nails were being done, eyebrows being waxed, legs also being waxed and well, other stuff. In the end, she was sparkling.
"Ooooooh," the other four cooed. "She looks pretty!" Then they heard a knock on the door. Hanabi opened it and saw that it was none other than her cousin, Neji.
"Neji-niisan," said Hanabi. "What on earth are you doing here?"
"I just came here to say that Hinata-sama had a meeting at around 5:30 pm to discuss something important. So it is best that you hurry up with her." He turned to close the door, but he had one last thing to say.
"Tenten," said Neji. "Meet me at the training grounds at 6:30." That was when Tenten started to blush. Neji left with a smile on his face. (Note: each time Neji smiles, Sasuke gets tortured.) Hinata was relieved when she heard that she had a meeting, even though it might be boring. All she wanted to do was to be left alone. So 15 minutes later, Hinata was all alone with her younger sister. The thing was that Hanabi had problems of her own. She wanted Konohamaru to notice her since Moegi gave up on him and went out with Udon.
"The best thing that I could say to you is to approach him at your own pace," Hinata said. "But if you take too much time, then it would be too late for you. Start by asking him about his favorite things."
"Arigato, Hina-neechan," said Hanabi.
"Anytime, Hana-chan," said Hinata. Although it was time for the meeting, both sisters were smiling at each other, realizing all of the sisterly things that they missed out on. But it's never too late for that.
-Meanwhile with Sakura . . .-
Naruto specifically instructed Sakura to keep Sasuke in her house. Yes, and in a cage too. So she went to the basement of the three family house of which she owned and gave the shivering drag his food.
"Why am I dressed up like this?!" he asked roughly. He had on a pink sundress with pink stiletto heels on. His hair was put up in a ponytail and his bangs were swept to the side. He had pink eye shadow on with 3 coats of mascara on. His lips and cheeks were rouged.
"Because you left me when I said 'I love you!'" said Sakura. Now you must pay!" Sasuke tried to get up, but there were chains around his ankles and his wrists. And the stilettos were no better. Sakura picked up a club that had spikes on it. She opened the cage and beat the bloody hell out of him. Just when he thought the torture was over, he saw that Sakura had a chain saw in her hand.
"Lift up that dress of yours," she said.
"Why?" said Sasuke fearfully.
"It's a surprise," she said both seductively and demonically. But basically, to go through the details without going into them, she sucked his penis and pulled off a Lorena Bobbitt on him (meaning that she chopped his manhood off with the chainsaw).
Sasuke screamed and cried in pain as blood oozed violently out of what was remaining of his precious manhood.
Later Sasuke woke up in a cold sweat in a bed.
'Wow, it was just a dream,'he thought. He looked around and saw that his arms and back were bandaged. 'But then why are my arms and back bandaged?' He looked under the covers and saw a pair of gray boxers. He also looked under his boxers and saw that is penis was still attached.
"So all of this except the penis chopping was real?" he questioned to himself. Then he saw that the door was opened. It was Sakura and Mayuri, her junior.
"Sasuke are you alright?" asked Sakura sweetly.
"I'm okay," he said. "But I woke up to a horrible dream."
"Sasuke, don't worry too much about it," said Sakura. "After all, it was just a dream."
"Okay," he said. He drifted off to sleep again. The two girls left the room and cackled loudly.
"I can't believe he didn't realize that he was trapped in a genjutsu!" said Mayuri.
"That's funny," added Sakura. "Even the greatest of geniuses couldn't have notice that? That's a shame."
"Mission complete," they said in unison. And they walked off to go to their respective homes.
-. . . Omake. . .-
Sasuke was again in that pretty pink sundress. This time, he was in the streets of Konoha. He felt someone walking behind him. That person tapped his shoulder.
"Hey sweet cheeks," said the guy. "Wanna come over to my house and do it like they do on the Discovery Channel?"
"WHAT?" screamed Sasuke.
"AAAAAAH!" screamed the voice. It was Kiba. "SASUKE?! PRETEND THAT YOU DIDN'T HEAR A WORD I SAID." Kiba ran off animatedly and Sasuke was left there, scared the hell out of.
LOL LOL LOL. Hahahaha. That was rich. I can't believe that Kiba tried to hit on Sasuke!
Now onto real business. I'm really sorry that I didn't update in about 5 months. I was depressed.
Please tell me what you think of this installment.
Now wait for the next chapter in my saga called: The Party: Naruto's 24th birthday. Thank you all. And I apologize. (Bows)
Sorry for being too perverted. It's just that the part with Sakura was combined with the anime Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan, the movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and the law case we were working on in class about Lorena Bobbitt.
I also apologize for it being too short. I'M SORRY OKAY?! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
-TheElly929
P.S. I signed up to take the test to go on Jeopardy and I did that today, but I think I failed.
P.P.S. Sorry that I didn't upload it this week, I was, but there was a login problem on . Thanks for reading. :D
