KM: WMAHAHAHAHAHAHA NUMBER TWO!!!
Mihawk: …
Lilly: Uh-uhu... you have guest!
KM : WHOWHOWHOWHOWHO!!!!
LG: Is she always like this?
Lilly: yes
KM: OMOAB!!!!
LG: OMOAB?
KM: Oh mother of all bananas! Nice that you grace us with your presence! Now to the story kay?
Disclaimer: As always I don't own One Piece, nor the ways at how I get killed by Mihawk. Well I own myself and that's that. Shame I own....
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35 Ways To Get Mihawk To Kill You
Chapter 2
No. 11. Ask him if he's French
It hasn't even been a week and Mihawk was ready to kill KM. He gritted his teeth when he heard her ask him again the same damn question. The same damn question she had asked him for the last two days. And every time he would say 'no' to her. Why is she always asking him this damn question again and again? When she damn fucking knows that the answer will always be 'NO'! He didn't understand her at all. How should he? He was a man and she was a woman. They never really understand each other anyways. But that is a completely other story.
"So?" she asked him.
"So what?" he tried to calm himself down and not to kill her.
"So what! Hello!! Does it mean that you are French?"
Mihawk twitched when she said that. `Calm down Mihawk! Don't let her words get to you. She is just some damn, annoying, little and stupid girl, Mihawk! She is not worth it to loose your temper and kill her! Calm down, be responsible and act not childish like her!´ he thought with a tick slowly developing in his right eye. KM was obvious to those thoughts. She was sitting in front of him and asked him again.
"Come on!! You have to be French! I mean look at you!" she was pointing at him dramatical now. "You look French, you have an accent, you dress French to me and dammit! You look fucking French to me!"
"For the last damn time KM!" he stood up now and was hovering above her her small form. "I. AM. NOT. FRENCH!"
"Woha! Calm down Hawk-y!" she said with her hands hold up in defence. "Then you are half French. It's no big deal!"
"DAMMIT! (CENSOR) (CENSOR) (CENSOR) (CENSOR)!!! I AM NOT A (CENSOR)(CENSOR) FRENCH!!! NOR AM I A (CENSOR)(CENSOR)(CENSOR) HALF (CENSOR) (CENSOR) (CENSOR) FRENCH!!!"
"...O... kay!" she said slowly while backing as far away as possible from him. "But I am still thinking that you are of French blood!"
"AAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHHH!"
KM was laughing her ass off when she saw the way Mihawk lost his cool. That was the first time she saw him with a tomato red face and screaming his lungs out. Something he would never do. Hell he was even cursing with words that she had never heard off at all. Till now that is. `Wow! Never thought that I would see Mihawk act like this at all! I have to do this more often!´ she thought with a snicker. `Wait! Why is he looking at me like this. … he wouldn't dare to do this to me... now would he? What the hell am I thinking! It's Mihawk we are talking about. Of course he will kill me now! Oh well it was nice to have gotten this far with him!´ her inner chibi thought while crying twin waterfalls and hugging herself tightly.
Mihawk had meanwhile calmed down enough to think straight again. `She is going to pay for this!´ he thought with an evil smirk in his face. He grabbed the hilt of his still pink sword and slowly made his way over to KM. His smirk widening with each step he took in her direction. Said person was now laughing nervously at him and looking for a way to escape her death. But sadly they were on Mihawk's boat. Thus meaning there wasn't any way for her to escape from Mihawk. `Uh-uhu that was it for me... well it was nice while it lasted... I guess!´
"Hehehe... come on Mihawk! Don't do anything that you might regret later on!" she tried to reason with him.
"And what would that be?" raised eyebrow.
"Like killing little, innocent and cute me!" she said to him with a smile.
"Try again" he told her with his eyes narrowed.
"Shanks would be angry with you"
"Nice try" a small smirk on his face.
"You have to live with your bad consciences about killing me and it is following you everywhere you go that you killed an innocent, little girl!" she tried again.
"That might actually work..." he said with a thoughtful expression only to bust KM's hope. "But try again."
"ehrm you love me?"
"Not even in your dreams" he dead panned.
"Hey! I could try it, couldn't I?" she said with a sheepish look.
"Any last words before I kill you?"
"Yes, actually I have!" she said with a grin.
"Oh. And at would be?"
"I understand Mihawk." she said to him with a serious expression.
"What do you understand?" he asked her. Confusing clearly shown on his face.
"I understand that you don't want to tell anyone that you are of French blood!" Mihawk twitched when she brought that up again. "I mean every one would make fun of you! Telling you that you look like a frog, are a snail eater and the likes. Make fun of your accent and t-"
"WHAT THE HELL!" she was cut off by Mihawk's outrage yell.
"Bingo!" she whispered to herself.
"That's it!" he said while glaring at her with murderous intent. "You are goi-"
But before Mihawk could finish his sentence, he was cut off by someone. And that someone was no one other than Shanks.
"Yo, Mihawk! I just wanted to make sure that everything is okay with you guys before we leave you all alone!"
KM was snickering at the face Mihawk was making. Seems that she was again rescued by Shanks. `I have to think of something to show him my thanks the next time I see him!´ she smiled and waved at Shanks to show him that everything was okay with them.
"We are good! No need to worry! See ya later!" she said to him.
"Good, good! Mihawk I trust you that nothing happens to her!" he said with a warning glint in his eyes.
"Of course" he sighed the words out.
"Well then... we see you guys again!"
KM was safe from Mihawk... for now.
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KM: Tehehehehe that was number two
Mihawk: KM?
KM: uhm y-yes?
Mihawk: RUN!
KM: AAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHHHHHH runs for her life... again
Lilly: When will they ever change? sigh Please read and review!
LG: Is that normal?
Lilly: For them or for us?
LG: ehm both?
Lilly: For them normal, for us... they need help.
A/N: Alright here is number 2! too lazy to spell check and the likes. Dunno if I got Mihawk right his time or not. Maybe later I will edit it... or not
