KM: grinning like idiot

LG: Why so happy?

KM: Number three!
Lilly: Mihawk still hasn't killed you?

KM: YUP!

Lilly: looks at Mihawk You tied him up?

KM: Uhuhu!

LG: And he didn't do anything?

Mihawk: Just you wait, I will get my revenge on you!

Disclaimer: I hate you! Anywho! I still ain't own One Piece and 35 Ways To Get Mihawk To Kill You... I know, I am pathetic!

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35 Ways To Get Mihawk To Kill You

Chapter 3

No. 18. Stare at him. When he blinks, yell, "You blinked, I win!"

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, KM was, is, still alive. Currently we found our favourite French swordsmen, Mihawk and trouble maker, KM, on Mihawk's boat. Mihawk still hasn't found an island where he could leave KM though she dies a tragic death and Shanks does not find out that it was his fault at all. Life wasn't fair to him. Mihawk was sitting on his chair and staring out on the sea. Well, he would be staring out on the sea if it were not for KM sitting in front of him and stare dead on in his eyes. `What the hell is it now!´ he thought while his left eye twitched. KM was doing this since the last two days and three hours and hadn't move one muscle. Hell, she didn't even greeted him this morning which she usually did.

Mihawk's left eye twitched when he saw how she was moving closer to him. Too close for his liking. KM on the other hand didn't really care if she was in Mihawk's personal bubble or not. She knew it was just a matter of time and then she won. But in what that knew only she alone. Mihawk blinked when KM's nose was nearly touching his. The girl had gone to far this time. He just wanted to grab for his ,still but not that bright pink, sword and stopped when he heard what she said.

"You blinked! I WIN!"

What the hell! Was not only his but the thought of the fish around them too. Even they knew that you don't anger Mihawk that easily. Okay most of you will think 'how hell can some stupid fish know this?' right? But hey they are fish! They were always there when Mihawk sliced a boat in two pieces when he was bored. Okay not they in person but their cousins, uncles, aunts and... well, you catch my drift, yes?

"What was this about?" he asked her calmly.

KM had learned early on. That when Mihawk asked her in such a tone after she had done something to seriously piss him off that it meant only one thing. That it was time to run for your life or you become good friends with Mihawk's big ass sword and meet death now. Both of those options didn't really appeal to her that much. Though she choose to do the next best thing. That was cry like a little girl and make Mihawk feel guilty about it.

"WHAAAAAHAA! WHY -hic- ARE Y-Y-YOU -sob- D-D-DOING T-T-THIS!" she cried out.

Mihawk blinked confused at the now crying KM. That was something he had not count with. He didn't really know what to do in this situation. It was for him the first time to see a girl cry like this. `Oh god! Shanks kills me when he hears about this!´ was his only thought to this. KM on the other hand had jumped of the boat as soon as she saw that Mihawk was too deep in thought to notice her missing. She valued her life, thank you very much! While she swam away from the boat and to the next island that they had planned to dock at, which was surprisingly near them. Mihawk came back to the present. Only to notice that KM was missing and currently swimming away from his boat.

"That little devil!" he hissed out while his eyes narrowed at her back.

Twenty minutes later at the island

KM had after twenty minutes of swimming reached the island. Finally having land on her feet again she cried out in happiness and then made a run for it when she remembered exactly why she had to swim in the first place. Mihawk was soo going to kill her. But she didn't even made it six feet when Mihawk was standing in her way. `WAIT! HOLD YOUR BANANAS! Is Mihawk... blushing?´ she thought with a shocked expression. `NO WAY! HE IS! Oh wait till Reddy hears about this!´ her inner chibi snickered at those thoughts.

Mihawk on the other hand had other problems. KM's clothes were clinging to her little frame and giving him... a 'nice' view of it. He shook his head to clear his thoughts and willed his thoughts to stop going into a 'certain' section. He wanted to make her pay, dammit! And not think about her in such a way! `Calm down, Mihawk! Think about the things she had done so far! She painted your sword pink, called you French and was annoying you the last two days with staring at you non-stop!´ well, this seemed to help him. Because one moment KM was in front of him the next she had vanished again from his view.

"Damn! The little devil can't be gone too far!"

Said little devil was hiding behind a tree and praying for her love of annoying people that Mihawk doesn't find her. But alas. Not everything can go like you want them to and Mihawk found her.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHHHH!" with that she run away from a very furious Mihawk who had his pink, big ass sword drawn.

"GET BACK HERE!"

"HELL NO! I VALUE MY LIFE, ASSHOLE!"

"WHAT WAS THAT!"

"NOTHING!" she yelled back at him. "NOTHING REALLY!"

"THE HELL IT WAS NOTHING!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!"

And again it KM was chased by Mihawk, just like the first time, through a town. `Why me? I just wanted to make him laugh! … okay maybe not. But the thought counts right?´

At the side lines

"I never knew that Mihawk was like this with women..." said Doflamingo to Kuma.

Kuma didn't say anything to him. Maybe he grunted as responds but Doflamingo wasn't so sure about this.

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LG: Run!

KM: YAY! Number three finished! Why?

Mihawk: YOU!

KM: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Don't forget you are still tied u-

Mihawk: walking over to her with sword raised You were saying?

LG: whistles innocently

KM: H-h-h-how d-d-d-did y-you got f-f-f-fr-free?

Mihawk: Wouldn't you like to know. But I think you should run now.

KM: Buh-bye peeps! Please read and review and maybe I will live through this then! runs away... again

Mihawk: chasing her

Lilly: … will they ever learn?

LG: I don't think so