LG: Ehrn Because KM isn't here. I will do her normal deed... or so
Lilly: yeah...
LG: Enjoy the chap or so
Disclaimer: KM doesn't own anything!
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35 Ways To Get Mihawk To Kill You
Chapter 4
No. 12. Shave his eyebrows
"I hope this works" KM licked her lips as she slowly made her way to Mihawk's eyebrow with a razor. "Please don't wake! I do anything that he doesn't wake!"
You may be wondering what KM is doing with a razor? Then just read the title of the chapter. Anyways! But we all know by now that KM always does everything with a reason. Just like this time. She had bet with Shanks that she could shave Mihawk's eyebrows off. Now was the best time to prove to him that she could do it.
"Come on just a few more inches!" she whispered to herself.
Just as the razor was about to touch Mihawk's eyebrow said person stirred. KM stopped every movement she was making and stared wide eyed at the sleeping pirate. She began to sweat when it looked like Mihawk was about to wake up. But she sighed in relief when he didn't. Makes you wonder if he really is one of the Shichibukai when he sleeps like that. He can't let his guard down like this or else someone takes advantage of him. Like KM was doing right now. `Maybe I shouldn't have used so much sleeping pills...ยด she shrugged at the thought. Works all the better for her though.
"Let's see if he still looks that good without his eyebrows" she cackled softly under breath.
She let the razor touch at the end of Mihawk's brow and dragged it along the line. She smirked when she saw the hair falling down. Ohh this was soo much fun for her. She snickered when she took a good look at the now shaved brow. Now the other side. She licked her lips and again set the razor on. She stopped all movement again when it seemed that Mihawk would wake up.
"Puhh... that was close..." she sighed in relief and set to work on the other brow.
She already knew that she had to leave the boat when she wanted to live through this. But it would be worth it just to see Mihawk's expression when he woke up and noticed that he didn't have any brows anymore. She snickered when her work was done and... did she dare it? Hell yes she did! She took some nice photos of the sleeping Mihawk. This was something that would not happen anytime soon again. Best take advantage of it now. Besides she needed the proof that she had done it for Shanks.
Time skip three hours
Mihawk woke with a feeling of dread. He just didn't know why exactly. That was till he saw himself in the mirror that KM, which he assumed was KM, had placed in front of his face. There he saw it. His eyebrows were gone. Just gone as if they never existed in the first place. His left eye began to twitch and his hand made its way slowly to his sword. Only to notice that the person he currently wants to murder is not on his boat. In fact he noticed now that he was on some island and that his boat was a safe distance away from him with a waving KM.
"That girl is dead next time I see her"
On the boat
"That was soooo totally worth it!" snickered KM out while waving at Mihawk. "Hum hopefully I can be far away before Mihawk finds and is not calm enough to talk normal... oh well it was worth it!"
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LG: Review?
Lilly: Ehm Mihawk?
Mihawk: She is a dead woman...
