LG: Where are KM and Mihawk?
Lilly: Hawaii?
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35 Ways To Get Mihawk To Kill You
Chapter 5
No. 12. Give him a hug
If KM had known this would have happened... Well, then she wouldn't have done it. … Oh who the fucking hell am I trying to kid here! You, the readers, the onlookers, KM, Mihawk or the lunatic authoress of this story, me? But one thing is sure. It's not KM nor is it Mihawk. Anyways! You guys sure want to know what has happened in the last two hours and what the authoress is talking about? Well, then! Be my guest! It went something like that...
FLASHBACK
The morning was just like every other one. Mihawk would wake up with KM directly in front of his face. She would smile down on him with a smile that says 'I-know-something-you-do~n't!'. It was always pissing him off to no end. Thus would lead for him to get a twitch in his left eye. Why his left eye. I have no idea and I am the author,. Ahywho! KM would then grin at him like she had had won in the lottery. Which was true in a way. He dreaded the day that he had agreed 'to baby-sit' KM. He tried to ignore the grin, even though he got the feeling he shouldn't.
That was something he would be regretting soon this day.
KM on the other hand was already planning Mihawk's dismay. `I am soooo dead after this! I know it already!´ but she couldn't help the snicker that escaped her. Even though she tried to hold it in. yes, Mihawk was going to kill her she knew this much. But damn! It would be worth it.
All the morning over the feeling of dread didn't want to leave Mihawk alone. And it hadn't had anything to do with the fact that he had to meet the government... and take KM with him. No, that really wasn't it. He tried to relax as much as he could with the lunatic, which he was sure of now that KM is, woman on his boat. Sitting in his chair throne thing-y and keeping a watchful eye at KM. Said person was awfully quiet the whole morning. Just sitting in front of Mihawk and staring out on the sea. As if there wasn't anything else that mattered to her. He idly wondered what could be wrong with her but passed it of that it was something that women would do and let his guard down.
That was a mistake he would be regretting later on. Funny just like the first time he had met KM on that island. … oh well! His fault.
KM got that glint in her eyes when she felt that Mihawk's eyes had left her back. A glint that would even send White Beard running. Because that it was right out spelling evilness. That meant only four things to KM.
1) Mihawk'a guard was down. Because let's face it. Mihawk had learned early on to never let his guard down around her. And when he did let it down. Then it meant he didn't think of her as a threat in moment. Even though he should.
2) KM could have her fun with him again. A very bad thing.
3) Mihawk will never know what hit him and he should know better to not let his guard down around her. Meaning we have learned that he is an idiot when it comes to women.
And 4) He's an idiot for always forgetting about the first three reasons in the beginning.
Anywho! KM was meanwhile having a party in her mind while Mihawk was asking himself how to keep KM busy when he was in this meeting with the other Shichibukai. He sighed quietly and then blinked when he was suddenly hugged. Hugged by none other than our loveable (not really) KM.
"Why, pray tell, are you hugging me?" he asked while trying to keep his cool.
"'Cause!" she chirped.
"Yes?" he asked her with a calmness that would frightened any grown men.
"'Cause you needed it, stupid!" she said with a smile "and..."
Now that got his attention besides that she was hugging him and calling him stupid. And squeezing him.
"And?" he snarled at her when she squeezed him again.
"And you are cuddly! I call you Mr Teddy from now on!" she told him while squeezing him again to show her point.
"Hell no!" he said while glaring at her.
"Awww but Mr Teddy°!" she said in a fake whine tone.
And before KM knew what was happening, okay maybe she did who knows?, she was running away from a serious pissed off Mihawk... again. `Why does it always end with him chasing me?´ she thought to herself.
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END FLASHBACK
"I hope he doesn't find me" she whispered to herself.
"Yes, it would be too bad for you, wouldn't it?" a voice said from behind her. Strangely, it sounded strangely familiar to her.
"Perhaps! He would be all alone again and not having me around then anymore!"
"Pity" said the voice again. She still didn't know who it was.
"Yeah! His life would be dull then without me in it anymore!"
"Really?" Okay. Now she head that tone only by one person. But who was it again?
"Yeah. Nothing to laugh about, to chase and no one that would dare to bug him! All the other people are too afraid of doing this to him!"
"I think he can live with that" the voice drawled out.
"WAIT!" she froze up when she, finally, recognized the voice. `Uh-uhu´ "You're Mihawk, nee?"
"Bingo" she could hear the smirk in his voice.
"I should run now, shouldn't I?"
"Yes, you should." was the answer even if not needed.
"Buh-bye!"
With that said a chapter, again, ends with a chase and a nearly killed KM. But this time no Shanks would be there to rescue her. Ah well. There is always next time.
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
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KM: well that's that!
Lilly. Where did you come from?
KM: Beach?
LG: … please read and review people...
