I didn't always look this way, I don't think. I remember I used to be able to walk, a long time ago, but now I've got this hole in my neck and I can't move anything anymore. I've never had arms, so I can't be too sad about that, but I wish I were at least able to move my feet a little again.
Of course, it's not like I'd be able to do much walking while the lower half of my body is trapped in this bag, but I digress.
I don't remember ever having two eyes, either, but that doesn't bother me too much. What can you see with two that you can't see with one, anyway?
I've also never had a mouth, but I guess that it wouldn't be too useful without ears, so that's no big deal.
... I'm sorry. You must be just on the verge of running away, what with me having all these holes and missing parts. I won't be sad if you leave (I have been alone all this time, after all), but before you do I want to mention the only thing my creator did give me.
... A heart.
