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I DO...NOT OWN NARUTO!

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Chapter 2

It's was 5 o'clock in the morning and Neji was woken up by the loud knocking on his door.

"UHHHHH! What the hell? Who is it?" Neji got out of his bed and swung his door open, "WHAT?"

"Well good morning to you too."

"Uh, Gaara! What in the hell are you doing here?" Neji yelled.

"Like I said yesterday, I'm going to help you with your lady troubles." Gaara slipped passed him and walked in the apartment. Neji shut the door.

"Well, this is a...decent place, small, but decent." Gaara said looking around.

"Yeah that's what the economy will do to you." Neji said sarcastically.

Awkward silence.

"So, if your going to help me, tell me what to do." Neji said.

Gaara looked at Neji, "Oh you want my help now?" He said.

Neji glared at Gaara, "No shit Sherlock." He growled.

"See that's one of the rules." Gaara sighed.

Neji gave him a confused look, "What the hell are you talking about ?"

Gaara sat down on the sofa. "You see, there are rules."

Neji lifted his eyebrows, "Rules?"

"Yeah, rules." Gaara smiled "Rules to a woman's heart."

Neji busted out laughing, "That is some crazy bull shit!"Gaara just glared at him.

"You almost had me fooled!" Neji looked at Gaara and stopped laughing. "Your not kidding." He cleared his throat.

"Now that you got that out of the way, my rules are very important-"

"Wait, wait, wait, how many rules are there?" Neji questioned.

Gaara smiled, "It's Unlimited."

"Oh hell no!" Neji shouted and ran to the door. "Get out!" He yelled.

Gaara got up, and walked to the door then stopped and said, "It won't take long." Then Neji slammed the door.

'What the hell was he talking about?' Neji thought. He walked to the kitchen, and started to make himself some pancakes when...

His phone started to go off.

Neji rushed to the phone and answered it, "Hello!" Neji said, he was not a friendly person when hungry.

"Oh, hi Neji, it's me Tenten. Did I call you at a bad time?"

Nejis' mouth fell wide open. "Neji? Are you still there?"

He straightened himself up, "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. If you don't," Neji thought of the right words to say. "...mind me asking, how did you get my number?"

"Oh Gaara gave it to me!" She said cheerfully. Neji sighed and put his hand on his head, 'Gaara, you bastard.' He thought.

"So what time is our date today?" Tenten said.

Neji froze, "What?"

"What time is our date?" Tenten repeated.

"Oh, uh, can I get back to you on that?" He blurted.

"Yeah, OK, talk to you later." She sounded disappointed.

"Bye." He said.

"Bye." She hung up.

Neji threw the phone on his bed and ran towards the door, and opened it, "Gaara wait-" Gaara was standing right there.

"Well, I told you it wouldn't take long." He smirked.

Gaara walked in then Neji slammed the door closed, and grabbed Gaara, "You asshole! Why in the hell did you give her my number! Do you know how fucking stupid I sounded!"

Gaara just stared at him, "Are you done?"Neji let him go.

"For starter's," Gaara said straightening his closes up, "you need to figure out where to take Tenten out to eat." Neji glared at him and lounged for him. Gaara dodged it and Neji crashed into the floor, but jumped to his feet just as quickly. Neji tried it again, but Gaara grabbed him and put him in a choke hold.

"You bastard! How in the hell are you going to tell her that we are going on a date?" Neji tried to wiggle free, but there was no use trying.

"Just calm down. I have reservations for you two already." Gaara said. Then he noticed that Neji stopped wiggling. He threw Neji on the ground, and he began to gasp for air.

"Sorry, I guess don't know my own strength." Gaara said.

Neji coughed, "No shit! You nearly killed me." He got up from the floor.

"Are you calm now? Because we can't do this all day." Gaara said prepared for another attack.

Neji rubbed his neck and headed for the kitchen, "Naw, I think I got it all out." He began to make his pancakes, again.

"Do you want some pancakes?" Neji asked.

Gaara looked surprised, "Sure." He sat on the stool.

He started to think, 'It seems that Neji has a soft side.' Neji felt someone staring at him and turned around. "What." He said.

"Neji, have you noticed that you have temper tantrums?"

Neji just turned back to the stove and put the first pancakes on.

There was a long pause.

"I know, I just get really mad and frustrated." He whispered.

Gaara sighed, "This is the first thing we are going to work on."

Neji just flipped the pancakes and said nothing.

"Who is the person that you think is the most obnoxious?" Gaara said.

Neji thought for a moment, "Hmmm, defiantly Naruto." He put the first pancakes on a plate and handed them to Gaara.

"Thank you." Gaara said. "Uh huh."

Neji finished his pancakes, turned the stove off, and sat next to Gaara.

They ate in silence.

Then finished their breakfast and Gaara put the dishes in the sink.

"So are you ready to start your session?" Gaara said.

"Whatever." Neji said.

"OK first, we need to control that temper, and find some dress clothes."

"Man, where the hell are we going on the date at?" Neji said, getting annoyed.

"It's a surprise."

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Come in." Gaara said.

Neji looked at him then the door, it began to open.


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