I DO NOT OWN NARUTO

But they are so awesome!


Hold it in

Neji's eyes turned into a deep glare, "What the hell is he doing here?"

Naruto walked in and closed the door.

"Hello to you too Neji!" Naruto said.

Gaara looked at Neji, "He is here to help you."

"Help me do what? Commit murder?" Neji got up from his seat, but Gaara pulled him back down on the chair.

"If you don't do what I say, you will never get Tenten." Gaara said. Neji tightened his fist, then relaxed.

"HAHAHA! I knew you liked her!" Naruto blurted out.

"Yeah and apparently she likes him. So Naruto, you are here to help Neji control his temper.

"WHAT! She must be a total fool to like someone like you!" Naruto laughed. Out of instinct, Neji leaped from his chair and wrestled Naruto to the ground.

"You little fucker! I'm going to beat the shit out of you!" Neji yelled.

But before Neji was about to hit Naruto in the face, Gaara threw Neji off of him. He flew in the air, and crashed into the stools.

Neji jumped back to his feet, "Gaara you asshole!" He shouted coming towards him.

Gaara did a round house kick, which sent Neji falling on his back.

"Ah!" Neji gasped.

Gaara grabbed Neji by the collar and twisted his arm, then shoved him into the wall. Neji tried to struggle free, but Gaara just pushed him to the wall harder.

"Dammit Gaara!" Neji shouted.

"Now you listen to me." Gaara hissed."If you ever do that again, I will personally send you to the hospital myself. Do you understand?"

Neji started to calm down. "That's better, now, when I let you go, you better sit you ass down, and don't do anything reckless." Gaara moved closer to his ear, "Or, I will hurt you." He whispered.

He released Neji and went to Naruto, Neji rubbed his arm, picked up the stool, and sat down.

"Now that, that is over with, lets get started." Gaara clapped his hands together.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Hold on a minute!" Naruto said with his hands waving in front of him. "You're still going to help him? Don't you see, he is above help now?" Naruto yelled.

"Why you-" Gaara looked at Neji, he sat back in the stool.

Neji gave Naruto a "Go to hell look".

Gaara sighed, "Naruto, I'm not the one who's going to help him, you are."

"Huh? How in the hell am I suppose to do that?" Naruto yelled.

"It's easy, all you have to do is...harass him." Gaara folded his arms.

Neji jumped out of the stool, "Wait a second! How is that going to help me? That's just gonna to make things worse!"

Gaara walked to Neji and forced him to sit, then held him down. "OK, Naruto, Start!"

"What are you-"

"Just trying to help you, now shut up." Gaara commanded.

Naruto stood in front of Neji, "Alright! Get ready! You got a hold on him Gaara?" He nodded.

"Neji you are such a-"


Naruto was on the floor, bruises ever where.

"Gaara...I thought you said you had him." Naruto wised, twitching on the floor.

"Sorry Naruto, but when you called his mom a whore, I thought that was really harsh." Gaara said.

"And you didn't have to bring my mom into this, you little fucker." Neji was sitting on Naruto, poking his knots on his head.

"Well I was told not to go easy on you!" Naruto whined.

Neji got off of Naruto and walked to the kitchen, "I'm hungry." He opened up the fridge and got out some cookies.

Naruto got up and rubbed his head.

"Well, other then the beating you got, everything went great." Gaara said.

"Are you shitting me! He went crazy and nearly killed me!" Naruto growled.

"True, but he didn't do anything else, did he?"

Naruto looked dumb struck, "Oh yeah, your right! He didn't try to attack me, like usual. He just said a few things back, then stopped." Naruto looked at Neji.

Gaara walked to Neji and grabbed a cookie. "My work here is showing great progress!" Gaara said with a smile.

"Yeah whatever." Neji said, then looked at Naruto. "Do you want a cookie?" He growled.

Naruto smiled, got up, and took the cookie from Neji.

Neji handed him a towel, "Here, wipe off, your bleeding."

Then Neji started to laugh, "Man, I really fucked you up!" Then Naruto started to laugh. They were acting like long lost friends.

'Damn, I'm good. But next, we are going to work on that language.' Gaara thought, then started to laugh with them.


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