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Ryuk: Stupid Light; leaving me at Spaceland. Maybe some music will cheer me up. (takes out ipod) What!? Light forgot to put my Hannah Montana songs on!? Never trust a human to do a Shinigami's job. I'm stealing' his Death Note.
(Ryuk's wings unfold and he flies to Light's house)
Light: S'about time you got home, Ryuk. You had me worried.
Ryuk: Shut up. You left me at Spaceland.
Light: And you say that like it's a bad thing.
Ryuk: You said you were going to the bathroom.
Light: I did.
Ryuk: FOR SIX HOURS!?!?
Light: Sorry.
Ryuk: Sorry don't cut it anymore. (punches Light square in the face, takes Death Note)
(Ryuk flies around for a while before realizing he's lost)
Ryuk: Crap! Where is the entrance to the Shinigami Realm? I guess I'll call Rem. (takes out phone and dials Rem's number)
Rem: Hello?
Ryuk: Hey Rem, its Ryuk.
Rem: Hey there Big Boy. What's a guy like you calling for so late?
Ryuk: I need to know where the entrance to the Shinigami Realm is.
Rem: It's over the Pacific Ocean now. Damn portal-thing keeps moving.
Ryuk: Thanks Rem. I owe you big time
Rem: Well how 'bout you come over to my place soon. We can have some fun.
Ryuk: Yeah, I have to go now. (hangs up)
Rem: (not knowing Ryuk hung up) I was talking about sex!
Ryuk: Wait, I can't swim. Now how am I supposed to get to the portal…? Oh yeah, I can fly… over to the boat rental station. (arrives at boat rental station) I would like to rent a canoe.
Boat Rental Clerk: Oh My God… A Floating Notebook!!!
Ryuk: It's not worth letting him see me. I'll just steal a boat too. (walks to dock, climbs into boat paddles away)
Many, many, many, many hours later…
Ryuk: Hey, I see the portal. (stands up) Holy Crap! The canoes tipping! (Ryuk starts flying, but drops Death Note) CRAP!