PART 1~
SCENE 3~
Ryuk: I can't breath underwater! How am I supposed to get it now?!
(Death Note slowly sinks down to the sea floor and comes to rest next to what looks like a street running by a rock, a Easter Island head, and a pineapple)
Spongebob: (runs by crying) I'm such a bad person. Why did I have to – hey! A diary! (picks up Death Note) What are these strange words written on the cover? Maybe Sandy knows!
(Spongebob runs to Sandy's tree dome with the Death Note)
Spongebob: SANDY! SANDY! Look what I found! A diary!
Sandy: (takes Death Note from Spongebob) Well, darn tootin', Spongebob; that ain't no diary.
Spongebob: What do you mean?
Sandy: Well, Spongebob, it says here on the cover that it is a "Death Note."
Spongebob: What does that mean?
Sandy: Using inductive reasoning, I can only assume that it is a notebook of death…
Spongebob: Sandy, what on earth are you talking about?!
Sandy: Hold your seahorses, Spongebob. There seem to be some kind of instructions written in here. (speed-reads the instructions) Well, this looks to be no more than a phony-bologna prank; I bet it is just a plain ole' diary. (hands the Death Note back to Spongebob)
Spongebob: Thanks for you help, Sandy. I'm going home, right now, to write the first entry! (prances home)
Sandy: Gee, I hope it's just a prank…
Spongebob: (sits at desk) This is so cool; my very first diary! (takes out pen) Now let's write about today's events!