PART 1~
SCENE 4~
Spongebob: (write furiously) "Dear Diary… today, me and Patrick played in Squidward Tentacles' fridge. I can remember his face when he found us in there. It was all surprised and stuff. Tomorrow, me and Sandy are going to the movies. I'm going to go invite Patrick and Squidward too. Love, Spongebob." Well, that's sounds good. I'll go invite them now.
(Spongebob goes over to Patrick's rock and knocks on it)
Patrick: If it's the re-po man, nobody's home.
Spongebob: No, Patrick. It's me.
Patrick: "Me" who?
Spongebob: Patrick, it's Spongebob!
Patrick: (opens rock) Oh, Spongebob, it's you.
Spongebob: Yea, that's what I s— (gets pulled inside by Patrick)
Patrick: Shh, Spongebob. The trees might hear you.
Spongebob: We're underwater, Patrick. There are no trees.
Patrick: Watch what you say; they kill the non-believers.
Spongebob: O…kay? I just wanted to invite you to the movies tomorrow.
Patrick: And?
Spongebob: "And" what?
Patrick: Say, "thank you!"
Spongebob: For what?
Patrick: For not devouring your soul.
Spongebob: Patrick, your dark side needs to see a psychiatrist.
Patrick: Oh… Well, I'll see you at the movies, I guess.
Spongebob: Sure thing. I'll go invite Squidward now.
(Spongebob goes next-door to Squidward's house and knocks on the door)
Spongebob: Oh, Squidward!
(no answer)
Spongebob: I'm coming in, Squidward. (looks around) Maybe he's upstairs. (goes upstairs) Eeek!!!
(Spongebob finds Squidward lying on the floor, dead)