Sweetly Tripping
Pairing: Lavi/Kanda
Kanda walked along gently. He was on his way to meet his lover, Lavi, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a cat hopping along, carrying a letter in its mouth.
Kanda was almost in a pond when he came across a helpful cake, lying alone on a juicy plate. "That must be a treat from my love bear," he said to himself, and walked over to it. The cake looked good, so he ate it.
It gave him the most queer tingling sensation in his chest. "How unusual!" he said and continued walking off to see Lavi.
When Lavi came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Kanda cried softly.
"Your face! And your chest!" Lavi said. "They're, they're, can't you feel it?"
Kanda felt his face and his chest. They were indeed quite odd. "Oh, no!" Kanda said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that weird cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Lavi said. "I got you a box of chocolates. It must have been that man who lives nearby. Hes acted a little queer, ever since he ate a crow."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Kanda sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Lavi said quickly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your really nice like that."
"Really?" Kanda dried her tears. Kanda kissed Lavi and it was an entirely undescribable sensation.
They spent the night having entirely awesome sex, until the cake suddenly wore off .
Everything was rather awkward after that.