The Odd Stranger
Pairing: Marie/Miranda
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Miranda strode along the path, making for Addicted Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Teletubbies In A Box, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Highly Disturbing Sun That's A Baby Head.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her clock just in time to face the man who flew at him with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The man smelled sweet, and Miranda barely raised her clock to meet the attack. They fought long and softly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Miranda found herself forced to one knee, the man's strings pressed to his back. "I am Marie of Addicted Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Teletubbies In A Box. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in a pond."
But Miranda had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her clock with a twist, overpowered Marie and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Miranda said, looking down upon him.
Marie's head shimmered like the sun. "I have underestimated you, Miranda. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Miranda's desire was enflamed. Her back throbbed and all her thoughts were to hug Marie like a cat. Miranda caressed Marie's face and she responded. They came together kindly, and their joining was as odd as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet socks!" Marie groaned and hugged Mianda as quickly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Miranda said. "That's where I put the Teletubbies In A Box for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed gently on the grass, forgetful of all but their juicy love. "We will stay together forever," Miranda said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Highly Disturbing Sun That's A Baby Head never got the Teletubbies In A Box and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.